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Kayla, Chapter 14

posted by twilight-7

Jacob was still unconscious when I was back in the forest. Carlisle and Edward were having a conversation but they stopped abruptly when they saw me. It made me think it was about me.
“Billy’s calling Sam,” I told them. “He should be here soon.”
I sat down suivant to Jacob and stroked his head again. I didn’t know what else to do.
“We should go,” Edward said. I wasn’t looking at him so I didn’t know who he was speaking to.
“Kayla,” he said. “We should go.”
“Why?” I looked up at Edward. I wasn’t leaving Jacob.
“I don’t want to be here when Sam comes.”
“What’s...

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Twilight poésie Contest!

posted by Emoshinell

The titre says all! Rules:
1) Must be about Twilight!
2) Must be at least eight lines long.
3) Doesn't have to rhyme.
4) Do NOT poste entry as a comment. This is to keep things from being stolen. Just send all entries to Emoshinell. :)
5) Sorry, but fans do not get brownie points. :) This is to keep in 110% fair. :)
6) Ask me any questions toi may have. :D
7) toi may enter as many times as toi want!

It can be as long as toi want as long as it has at least eight lines. And it must be appropriate. Sexual content ou mild curse words will be accepted but no words that would be censored out on television. Any of these words found and ALL of your entris will be disqualified.

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Moonlight - Chapter Ten

posted by Twilight_F

YAYYY this is chapter 10 hope toi like it!!
PLease read, rate and comment!!! Enjoy!!

CHAPTER 10

Bella’s POV

I heard him scream and I started running towards him. Saying in my head, ‘I l’amour you, stay where toi are’.
But he couldn’t hear me.
When I got to the house, he was gone. I let out a defeated scream. But I kept on running, following his trail. All the time thinking the same thing. ‘I l’amour you’
But I knew he couldn’t hear, and I was sobbing tearless sobs the whole way. Just then I heard him. He was thinking about me. I screamed for joy, he heard it, but kept...

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Angel chapter 4

posted by mwalsh

heres the suivant one i hope toi like it

chapter four
(mia's pov)
my first four months as a vampire, went well other than the fact that i couldn't go places with people if i werent walking through the forrest with seth, i was hanging out with my new brother's and sister's, i got along well with everyone, i was rose and alice's Barbie doll, i knew how to play the piano when i was human so i played with edward, i started learning latin with bella, i arm wrestled emmett, played chess with jasper, me and nessie were really close we spoke a lot watched films together and gave each other make overs. today...

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Twilight characters!

posted by twilight825

Plz read commentaire and rate. please be honest on what toi think abaout my opinion on the cast

Okay so we all agree that the WHOLE cast of twilight should stay exactly the same. What do toi guys think? Bella (kristen stewart)and Edward (robert pattinson)have such good chemestry. Yeah they are saying that everyone is going to be the same.But toi all know the power summit has to do. Im not trying to be rude but i think that summit would be dumb to change anyone. For those of toi that saw the twilight movie toi saw how good the chemisty was. Dont toi Guys want it to be the same?Even though we Have...

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Haven't Read The Book? Then Shut UP!

posted by loveyoudarling

Dear Twilight fans,

I was toi one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop lire it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER toi DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After I had read Twilight saga about 8 times i read Harry Potter.

And all i can say is whoa!!

1. harry potter has a plot line that has never been used before.
2. twilight was a very easy read. simple sentences. i could write it
3. harry potter uses some imagination.
4. if edward wasnt sexy, everyone would be creeped out par him
5. harry potter>twilight...

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When I Left Her...

posted by mrsblack_1089

This a little short something I wrote in Edward's POV when he left Bella after her birthday party in New Moon. Enjoy, comment, rate, please!!

I had been drawing this out for much too long. Why had I stayed with her for so long? How could I not have seen this painful end coming? Of course it had to end, sometime. A lion couldn't l’amour a agneau without hurting her. I knew all of this, even before the other night, her birthday. It was even plus evident as I stared into her dark chocolat brown eyes, wide with confusion, worry, and pain.
"You . . . don't . . . want me?" she asked slowly. She was...

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Robert Pattinson wooing Camilla Belle

posted by Raechelll

Robert Pattinson, étoile, star of the blockbuster hit film Twilight isn't ready to concede to Joe Jonas in the fight for Camilla Belle's heart.

The 22 an old Londres based actor went out of his way to make sure that Camilla Belle, 22, didn't forget about him. A source told US, "Robert was in Europe promoting Twilight and he called her to tell her he was thinking of her." The source reported "Camilla was thrilled! Robert is trying to keep her interested. And it's definitely working."

Camilla Belle stars in the Jonas Brothers Lovebug video and vacationed with Joe Jonas, 19, in Mexico, but due to a commitment...

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Chapter 19

posted by mrsblack_1089

"Carlisle!" Jacob still called into the forest, begging for Grandpa to hear him. His voice sounded a little helpless; afraid to leave me here alone to go and get Grandpa, and also afraid if Grandpa couldn't come; if he was hunting somewhere. What would Jacob do then? The question went both ways; I needed Grandpa here and didn't know what we'd do if he couldn't hear us.
"Jacob!" I breathed a sigh of relief through the pain when I heard Granpa's anxious voice at the door. "What's happening here?" "I don't know!" Jacob's voice sounded wild with worry. "She won't talk to me!" Granpa knelt down...

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Which One-Chapter:5(Edwards POV)

posted by team_edward_

When Bella finally feel asleep I stoped humming and listened to the thoughts coming from down stairs.Alice was thinking of a song she really liked and Rosalie was thinking about how she couldnt believe Bella came back.Emmett was sing me a little song."Edward and Bella sitting in a arbre if toi can hear this Eddy come and get me!"I slowly got up and left Bella with her dreams.

Emmett smiled as I came down the stairs."So toi did hear.I hoped toi would.So what were yous two doing?"I looked at him and said"I layed down with her untill she was asleep,humming in her ear and then I heard your wonderfull...

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Chapter 15

posted by mrsblack_1089

This might make toi feel a little, weird, just rate and commentaire according to your feelings about it and I hope everyone enjoys, regardless of the slightly changed storyline...

Light streamed in through the window of our bedroom, reflecting off the yellow walls and turning them the beautiful color I had imagined they would be. I was lying on haut, retour au début of Jacob's chest, breathing in his woodsy-pine scent. He breathed steadily in and out, as calm as if he were sleeping, though he was awake, too. A pile of fabric was lying suivant to the bed. After a seconde of staring at it, I realized it was my nightgown,...

3

Movie Nothing Like the Book?

posted by SaveMe620

Fan made poster; made by me.

Okay, I've been hearing and lire a lot about how the movie isn't going to be anything like the book and whatnot.

SHUT UP! Sorry, but is that explicit enough?

Everything, from I've seen so far, looks perfect. Yeah,I know, there are things that they've added, some scenes are missing and some of the characters aren't even in the movie. But what are toi going to do about it? The movie is BASED ON the book. So there are defiantly going to be some changes, mainly so that the movie will actually make sense. Because, let's think about it. Twilight is all in Bella's perspective. It takes about three...

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Twilight - Chapter 14 - Mind Over Matter (pages 286-292)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 14 - MIND OVER MATTER

He could drive well, when he kept the speed reasonable, I had to admit. Like so many things, it seemed to be effortless to him. He barely looked at the road, yet the tires never deviated so much as a centimeter from the center of the lane. He drove one-handed, holding my hand on the seat. Sometimes he gazed into the setting sun, sometimes he glanced at me - my face, my hair blowing out the open window, our hands twined together.
He turned the radio to an oldies station, and he sang along with a song I'd never heard. He knew every...