Twilight Funnies

toi have been in so much pain with the burning going through your body. toi feel like screaming and pouring water on your body to put out the fire. The thing that is keeping toi sane is the pictures of your family. toi only see them and that is what toi think is pulling toi through. toi see all of their smiling face. But, now they are starting to disappear. No they can't disappear. All that toi see now is darkness pure black darkness. toi are so confused. toi are trying chercher for the images but, all toi see is nothing. toi still feel the feu burning in you.
Emmett POV:
It has been 2 1/2 days...

toi went through the rest of the school week like a ghost. toi couldn't get that dream out of your mind. Mike, Angela, Jessica, Erik, Ben, Lauren, and Tyler kept on making sure that toi couldn't go and toi told them. That it was a family deal. toi was in your last class on Friday and the cloche, bell rang. toi got out of the class and went to your locker seeing that your sibbling were waiting for toi par your locker. toi almost made it when Mike stopped and started talking to you.
Mike: Are toi okay?
You: What do toi mean?
Mike: I mean toi have been quiet for the rest of the week.
You: Yeah I am fine. Just...

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    "I am drawing the rooms down, and écriture in the entrance places the bugs possibly enter in," My southern draw made a good additional piece, if I do say so myself.
    "Oh. I never understood exterminators. Just, carry along." He patted my back, and I went along to the suivant room on this level of the castle.
    Whew! I thought. That was a close one!
    I carried on to a room that...

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    I put on my disguise and got out of the van, walking up to the two guards with a clip-board in my hand, and a pen in the other.
    "You there, stop!" One of the guards said.
    "I'm sorry to stun toi guys," I a dit in my best southern accent. "I just got a phone call a while back and heard ya'll got some bugs in there."
    "We do?"...

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    When we woke up a few hours later, we were ready for our gig. But, we had a slight problem. Tabra was the one who woke us up.
    "You guys are...a thing now?" He asked as our eyes opened.
    "What?" He said, and I sat up.
    "We'll talk later," I said, jumped out of lit and threw Jerek his clothes. He went to his closet to retrieve his coat.
    "Let's go." Tabra sighed and left us to it.
    We...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 3 - THE END


I felt absolutely hideous in the morning. I hadn’t slept well; my arm burned and my head ached. It didn’t help me outlook that Edward’s face was smooth and remote as he kissed my forehead quickly and ducked out my window. I was afraid of the time I’d spent unconscious, afraid that he might have been thinking about right and wrong again while he watched me sleep. The anxiety seemed to ratchet up the intensity of the pounding in my head.
Edward was waiting for me at school, as usual, but his face was still wrong. There was something buried...

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    I didn't bite him, oh no, not my Jerek. I kissed his neck, and then his lips.
    "Get off of me!" He said, and spat plus blood my way. This time, I licked it off of his lips. "Seriously! You're sick!"
    "I'm thirsty, get over it." I said, and sat close enough to him to where if he tried to make a run for it, I could sustain him....

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    We picked out our weapons, just in case we needed to use them, and we went up the steps, through Jerek's house, and went to his car.
    "Let's motovate!" Jerek jumped into his car, along with Tabra and I, and we drove off to Haus's headquarters.
    I don't have a good feeling about this. But, we have to be fine...right?
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    When we got back later that night, we figured out that Haus was menless, and...

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    Once I finished filing, Shropee went to bed. It was getting kinda' late. Wait, it was almost midnight. The only people up were Jerek, Tabra and I.
    "I'm going to bed," Tabra told me.
    "Alright." I a dit and hugged him goodnight.
    Tabra is such a good friend, I'd loose my shit if anything happened to him.
    "Follow me, I'll montrer toi the bunkers." Jerek said, and he was looking at me too. I followed....

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    Jerek, Tabra and I entered the house-like headquarters, and I was amazed how nice it looked on the inside compared to the size of it on the outside.
    "This way," Jerek directed us.
    "Alright." Tabra followed Jerek down some steps and I followed him.
    "Shropee!" Jerek called in front of him, and a girl a few inches shorter than me came up to Tabra and took him to the medical canapé she talked to him about.
    "This...

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    It was time. I could visit Tabra now. I went into room 10, and saw he was awake, but looked like he was hurting a bit.
    "Hey," I said, sitting in a chair par his bed.
    "Hello, Cyd."
    "Yea, about that..." I a dit and he looked confused, it was a good think they didn't put him on meds to make him all loopy right now. That would be bad.
    "What is it?" He asked.
    "Hau...Haus is alive..."...

[2 days have past since Alice and Emmet have kissed]OH MY GOD Bella need to talk to toi know something 2 days il y a that I should have told toi about.
"what what is the imerjecny."
alice says "erm...maybe toi should sit down."
bella says "why.."
Alice says "Ok I...Kissed Emmet"
Bella Says "what what when where how why and is he a good kisser"
Alice says "Yea hes a good kisser and I like him too what should i do my mind is going everywhere help me cloche, bell please."
Bella says well if toi ask me toi are talking to the wrong person go and talk to Emmet."
Alice says "ok then I will I`ll Go and see him right...

Hope toi enjoy, I think I updated quicker than last time. :D

Emmett's POV:
I ran around down stairs getting ready, everyone yelling different thing at each other. I didn't understand a word they were saying. papillon were building in my stomach but I am not nervous, I am excited.
"Ready?" Carlisle asked from the doorway of the room I was in.
"Yes." I answered simply with a big smile spread across my face.
He smiled back and said,"Follow Edward outside, I am going to check on the progress upstairs." He turned to leave the room and Edward took his place.
I followed him outside into the very rare...

She turned and walked out gracefully. Once she was out the room, I counted to a hundred. With a hand trembling I touched the latest stinging bite and grimaced in pain. Blood was on my finger-tips.
I felt like crying! But will I really start blubbering like a Lost child? Give Cornelia satisfaction of knowing how I took this? No! No! No, I won't!
But, WHY ME?! Tough I would be guilty I would see someone in my place, like this. Hm. Yet again, I sighed.
I can't take this frustration much longer! I felt like screaming! I, reluctantly, brought my eyes to the look of the "food". Sigh. I picked it...

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Chapter 3
“This, this man” I a dit posing “this man is my long, long Lost brother Jasper Swan” I a dit holding his hand. She came towards us and a dit so this is your lovely and beautiful Jasper” she a dit with a lovely smile that would make your cœur, coeur pound with beauty.
“And this young man is? She a dit with her lovely smile again. I froze for a seconde hopping that but she didn’t, she looked at me with a questionable face.
“Well this is Edward my, my, my” I started stuttering. “Well?” she asked questionably....

so when i stumbled of the plane i was shocked to see grandad stood suivant to someone who looked old but timeless at the same time and suivant to him was...
oh!!! jacob!!?? what he looked the same
"nessie!" charlie called as i ran straight in to his arms "this is billy" he pointed to the timeless fellow suivant to him then he started to say and toi remember .... but i threw myself in his arms felling like a complete idiot but also never wanting to let go and for some reason he seamed like he felt the same way
"do toi two allready know?" billy asked
"well sort of the last tiem i was here we sort of spent...

Sorry I may have left toi on a bit of a cliff hanger last time. So here's part 3.
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I woke up lying on my stomach. Jasper was sat with Rosalie in front of me holding me hand, which I found incredibly odd. I couldn’t see anybody else in the room. There could have been somebody behind me but because I had my head to one side I couldn’t see if there was. I couldn’t feel my back, legs ou arms and I felt dizzy. “Where am I?” My voice sounded croaky, like someone had just shoved ad couteau down my throat. “You’re in hospital Bella everything’s going to be ok” Ok that was strange...

I Lost this article about 8 months ago. thanks to my cousin, alistair! for helping me find this. pls commentaire and tell me if i should continue.

Chapter 10

Bella’s pov

I was resting on his arms, contented. As he closed his eyes, I stared at him. He was so beautiful. As long as My Greek-godlike husband was with me, I’m complete... I closed my eyes and hugged him tightly. He hugged me back as he kissed my hair. I faced him but didn’t open my eyes. He crushed his lips on mine.
I giggled and leaned back on his chest.
He spoke.
“I’m glad that toi believed Alice. “
“She’s my sister, Edward....

CARLISLE'S P.O.V.



"Oh for goodness sakes, Emmett, just stand up already!" Edward hissed from underneath him. "Not until toi come to your senses!" Emmett said. Rosalie ran across the room at an almighty speed just as Edward reached out to grab Emmett, and she thumped him on his chest. "ENOUGH!" Esme spoke for the first time in the whole 7 and a half hours we'd been here. Everyone turned to look-even Emmett. "This is madness! Emmett, toi and Emmett are the closest of brothers- so why throw away all of that time on one stupid decision? Edward, I want toi to stay as much as Emmett, maybe even more-...

I shot up in a fright I was in a a pitch black room I was on a silk covered bed, the air was damp, the wind soothing as it bounced off my neck , I heard a smooth voice . An angel? Edward? My Edward. "Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. Your the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love." I was reassured to know that Edward was there so I slid back under the sheets and head slowly drifted away into sleep, in my dream there was a beautiful white room full of heavenly light and beautiful smells whispers echoed around me, "Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy...