1. dress as La Fée Clochette and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice rose is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. ou drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have toi sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if toi took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a l’espace heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did toi seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time toi want to hit me, use a baseball bat ou a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
1. toi wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch toi sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all chiens for that matter.
3. He looks at toi like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells toi how nice toi smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing toi to death with his ours hands.
7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a football ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls toi araign? e, araignée monkey and runs around with toi on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all chiens for that matter.
3. He looks at toi like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells toi how nice toi smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing toi to death with his ours hands.
7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a football ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls toi araign? e, araignée monkey and runs around with toi on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
one of them is you,
because we're divisé, split in two,
all of my life,
I dreamed to be your wife,
it isn't real,
toi don't know how I feel,
it took me so long,
to figure out you're wrong,
I drive down the road,
not knowing where to go,
might as well jump off a cliff,
I have no idea if I'll live,
so now I'm at the bottom of the ocean,
my mind going through all of this confusion,
I have no plus air,
I still don't see toi anywhere,
but you're trying to save me,
I thought toi still hated me,
as my fingers slip through yours,
I now touch the sea floor,
knowing that I won't exsist anymore.