Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas at the Los Angeles 13.10.10

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if toi "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that toi l’amour him.
18....

yea i made the titre to be something a little less opinionated, and plus open to other peoples opinon. so if toi agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! toi have got a serious problem, and toi are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged par a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded par danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her l’amour for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one plus decision to make: life ou death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series par Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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**A note: I don't pull any punches here, so if toi haven't read New Moon and toi don't want to be spoiled, don't read this.**

Writing a sequel is a very different experience than écriture a story. It was for me, at least.

If you've read the link, then toi know that I didn't set out to write a novel ou begin a career as an author. I was just écriture down a story for my personal enjoyment, letting it grow as it would and lead where...

    Prologue: after Jacob Black and Renesmee Culen are married, living in the cottage Esme built for Bella and Edward. Trouble strikes, the loups garous don't approve the happy couple living together, Sam isn't happy about Jakes fulfillment with the pack he feels that he is spending too much time with Renesmee and not with the pack, protecting the Quileute people.
*From Renesmee's view

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sUrPrIsEs
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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

Okay, since I know it would be awhile until I can post the suivant chapter (maybe another week) I decided to put up a teaser for toi guys.
Hope toi enjoy it. And tell me if toi want me to send a hommage to toi when the suivant chapter is up.
Again thank toi for all the lovely comments, and thank toi for sticking around with me for so long :)


Bella's POV


We were outside, and I had to admit it wasn't like what I thought it was going to look like. I mean they had dirt roads and everything, but it was actually quite nice, there wern't big buildings and the village seemed peaceful. Tash's place was hidden, you...

End of Chapter 16:
“I believe you…..” I was about to say I believe toi but I was cut off par a blood curling scream through my head that just clicked something in my mind that felt like it switched something on. Then all of sudden I knew who’s scream that was it was my daughters and just par her scream I could jump out of whatever state I was in and I was able to feel and see again and ready to take whatever I needed to keep my kid safe.

Chapter 17th:

The first thing I saw when I awoke from whatever it was Alec, Jane’s brother who can disable toi from sound, seeing, and that moment he...

sorry i haven't written in like a an but heres the suivant chapter:

Out the corner of my eye i could see leah had phased back, but she still looked furious jacon was trying to calm her down - he had her taking deep long breaths though she was still shaking and glaring at me with a look cold enough to make even me shiver. I turned to see who had pulled Leah away, it was Charro and the expression on his face was much the same as leahs only his anger was directed at her. seth looked absolutely gobsmacked.

"em why don't toi four come back in side i'm sure there is much to, ah, discuss" carlisle always...