Chapter Four:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
Rubbing my stomach, I listened to Mom go on and on about wedding dresses for Ren. I sighed and took a bite out of my hoagie that lay on the cool plate. Mom looked up at me and smiled. “You know toi really should drink blood for the vampire part of the baby.” I nodded and picked up the cup and sipped. “Happy?” “Very.” She looked down at the book of dresses.
Aunt Alice jumped off the stairs and smiled lovingly at me. “I want to talk about weddings, Bella.” “I already am…to Lex.” “But I want to talk about what the mother is going to wear.” Mom rolled her eyes and brushed Alice’s hand off her shoulder. “Fine. Then I’ll talk about what the bridesmaid is goin-“ I sighed and looked up at Alice. Her face was sweet and intelligent, and pixie like. “I’m not the bridesmaid, Alice. Renesmee promised Jake that his sister could be bridesmaid.” Alice rolled her eyes. “No she didn’t. It’s her choice, not the dogs.”
“Sorry Alice, he begged me…and promised to give me something.” She smiles. “OH RENESMEE! SHUT THOSE THOUGHTS OFF! I CAN HEAR YOU!” Dad yelled from the kitchen. I choked on the hoagie I had taken a bite of. I knew my sister. Uncle Em walked out just as I was choke-laughing. He bit his hard lip and yelled, “EDWARD!” Dad ran out with an tablier around his hips. This made me laugh even more. He ran over and patted my back. “EW!” Emmett shrieked. nourriture was all over his face and his shoulders. I swallowed a drink of orange coup de poing and put my hand over my heart. Emmett grabbed Dad’s jupe of the tablier and wiped all the nourriture off of him. This caused dad to claque, smack Uncle Emmett on the head. Emmett coughed and walked back over to me and plopped himself down. He took the controller from me and turned on MTV. The musique video for Hey, Soul Sister was on. He turned it way up as far as it would go. Seth ran out with a towel around his waist and he was shirtless, brushing his teeth his wet hair stringy. “How did the TV get turned up so loud? I was brushing my teeth in Lex’s bathroom.” “Oh, I did that Seth. I wanted to listen to it up close.” Emmett explained. Seth rolled his eyes and grabbed Jacob’s chemise and pulled it over his wet chest. I groaned at his amazing biceps. He grinned and kissed my forehead. I smiled and felt his rock hard stomach. He leaned in and gently placed a warm hand on my belly. “Hi baby.” He a dit against my lips. “Hi honey.” He a dit to me. “Hi honey.” I said. He still had the towel jupe but he still jumped over the canapé and plopped me on his lap. Dad sat down suivant to Seth and I. Alice walked in with a satisfied look on her face. “Let’s go shopping Lexy!” Renesmee walked in too with her tank haut, retour au début strap hanging down and her hair was messy. “Yeah, Lex, let’s go shopping.”
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Lexy’s P.O.V:
Rubbing my stomach, I listened to Mom go on and on about wedding dresses for Ren. I sighed and took a bite out of my hoagie that lay on the cool plate. Mom looked up at me and smiled. “You know toi really should drink blood for the vampire part of the baby.” I nodded and picked up the cup and sipped. “Happy?” “Very.” She looked down at the book of dresses.
Aunt Alice jumped off the stairs and smiled lovingly at me. “I want to talk about weddings, Bella.” “I already am…to Lex.” “But I want to talk about what the mother is going to wear.” Mom rolled her eyes and brushed Alice’s hand off her shoulder. “Fine. Then I’ll talk about what the bridesmaid is goin-“ I sighed and looked up at Alice. Her face was sweet and intelligent, and pixie like. “I’m not the bridesmaid, Alice. Renesmee promised Jake that his sister could be bridesmaid.” Alice rolled her eyes. “No she didn’t. It’s her choice, not the dogs.”
“Sorry Alice, he begged me…and promised to give me something.” She smiles. “OH RENESMEE! SHUT THOSE THOUGHTS OFF! I CAN HEAR YOU!” Dad yelled from the kitchen. I choked on the hoagie I had taken a bite of. I knew my sister. Uncle Em walked out just as I was choke-laughing. He bit his hard lip and yelled, “EDWARD!” Dad ran out with an tablier around his hips. This made me laugh even more. He ran over and patted my back. “EW!” Emmett shrieked. nourriture was all over his face and his shoulders. I swallowed a drink of orange coup de poing and put my hand over my heart. Emmett grabbed Dad’s jupe of the tablier and wiped all the nourriture off of him. This caused dad to claque, smack Uncle Emmett on the head. Emmett coughed and walked back over to me and plopped himself down. He took the controller from me and turned on MTV. The musique video for Hey, Soul Sister was on. He turned it way up as far as it would go. Seth ran out with a towel around his waist and he was shirtless, brushing his teeth his wet hair stringy. “How did the TV get turned up so loud? I was brushing my teeth in Lex’s bathroom.” “Oh, I did that Seth. I wanted to listen to it up close.” Emmett explained. Seth rolled his eyes and grabbed Jacob’s chemise and pulled it over his wet chest. I groaned at his amazing biceps. He grinned and kissed my forehead. I smiled and felt his rock hard stomach. He leaned in and gently placed a warm hand on my belly. “Hi baby.” He a dit against my lips. “Hi honey.” He a dit to me. “Hi honey.” I said. He still had the towel jupe but he still jumped over the canapé and plopped me on his lap. Dad sat down suivant to Seth and I. Alice walked in with a satisfied look on her face. “Let’s go shopping Lexy!” Renesmee walked in too with her tank haut, retour au début strap hanging down and her hair was messy. “Yeah, Lex, let’s go shopping.”
I hope toi liked it! Thanks for lire it.
how i finished the beginning of this sentance:
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never rendez-vous amoureux, date renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever rendez-vous amoureux, date a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to Kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
jacob black:
sucks
has rabies
is mental
is on steroids
tried to steal bella
failed at stealing bella
hates edward
is stupid
is retarded
couldn't be a human
is a dog
is sooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-oooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
retarded i can't even say how stupid he is and he should never rendez-vous amoureux, date renesmee and is a big fat lozer who wont ever rendez-vous amoureux, date a cool girl and to prove it he forced bella to Kiss him. wat a lozer...:)
i hate jacob
team edward... <3
At first the liste included Gus van Sant, Sofia Coppola, and Bill Condon discovered par Hollywood insider Nikkie Finke who writes for Deadline Hollywood. Then the name Stephen Daldry surfaced discovered par the LA Times. Right after that MTV (there seems to be a pattern here, you’ll see in a minute) asked The Runaways director, Floria Sigismondi, if she were interested and she gave a polite and non-committal answer.
Now enter M. Night Shyamalan, director of the upcoming The Last Airbender that stars Jackson Rathbone. MTV put the question to him, and to our surprise M. Knight (can we call him just Knight?) was a apparently fan of the first movie…who knew?
“”I would’ve loved to be– I l’amour the series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my favori films of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address toi in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address toi in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do toi think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives ou what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can toi believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him toi a dit to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet par H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of cœur, coeur and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush robe instead. l’amour the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.