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A Youtube Script:
*episode sixteen*
*Emmett’s Dog*
--Emmett’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Once upon a time
There was a dog named cat
The “cat” wanted another “cat”
The owners left Cat on the rue while they moved
Cat was all alone…
Until…
*done thinking*
Edward: *sucking blood out of deer*
Emmett: *sitting on the ground* I’m dead bored, Edward.
Edward: *puts finger up to shut him up while he feeds*
Emmett: No, I’m serious. C’mon. Let’s go to the city.
Edward: *done feeding* Why? There’s nothing to do there except the films and Tiffany’s.
Emmett: And the dump. toi know we could defiantly find something there.
Edward: Like what? 2 an old food?
Emmett: That…and toys and crap that people dumped. I’m a genius! Let’s do it!
Edward: You’re an idiot and let’s not. We really should check up on the girls.
Emmett: Come on! Please? I’m bored. And all they do is watch chick flicks…newsflash! We’re not chicks.
Edward: *groans* Fine. We can go for an hour. At…*checks watch* 12:09 a.m. we leave.
Emmett: Ok…*heads toward the city*
Edward: *muttering* I can’t believe I’m doing this.
--In the City:--
Edward: *checks watch* 45 plus minutes.
Emmett: Shut up, let’s hit the dump.
Edward: I’m wearing nice clothes.
Emmett: *looks at him* you’re going to have a nice bruised accessory to go with those ni-
Edward: I don’t bruise, Emmett. None of us do-well, except Bella, but…
Emmett: Whatever. *they have arrived at the dump* Here we are!
Edward: Yippee!
Emmett: Again, shut up.
Edward: *rolls eyes and hops over dump fence*
Emmett: *jumps like Edward does*
--Inside the Junkyard:--
Emmett: *walking around inside junkyard* this is…AWESOME!
Edward: I’ve seen better.
Emmett: Of course toi have.
Edward: Let’s get this over wi-
*they hear barking in the background*
Emmett: What’s that?
Edward: What do toi think, idiot? It’s a dog!
Emmett: *rolls eyes* I knew that.
Edward: Sure toi did.
Emmett: I do! Now, let’s go find it.
Edward: It might have rabies.
Emmett: It’s not like it can hurt us.
Edward: Knock yourself out, Emmett.
Emmett: I will.
--A dog comes running out; it is a beagle that is brown and white:--
Dog: *barks and barks*
Emmett: Ooh, a beagle! I just l’amour beagles!
Edward: Yep.
Emmett: I do!
Dog: *jumps into Emmett’s arms*
Emmett: *catches him* Aww…he’s so cute! Edward, read his thoughts, what’s his name?
--Mind lire the Beagle:--
Beagle: *thinking* I like this guy; he’s like a teddy bear! I l’amour him. I hope he keeps me! Maybe he’ll name me something better than “Cat”!
--Done lire minds:--
Edward: His name is Cat. He wants a new name. Thinks you’re a teddy ours and wants toi to keep it.
Emmett: *still holding “Cat”* I’ll do it all! I’m keeping him!
Edward: Emmett! toi have a wife that wants a kid. Really think a dog is the best idea?
Emmett: Of course. I want the dog! Please, please, please?
Edward: I don’t care, but good luck explaining Cat to Rose.
Emmett: It’ll be fine. But, its 12:00 a.m. What vet is open?
Edward: Are toi serious? None are, bear! We have to wait until tomorrow.
Emmett: *sighs* fine. Come on Brownie!
Edward: *laughs* you’re really going to name the beagle Brownie?
Emmett: Sure, why not? Anything’s possible!
Edward: I guess your right. *pats his brother’s shoulder*
Emmett: I am…we have a dog!
Edward: toi have the dog, Emmett. I am the par stander.
Emmett: Whatever. Let’s get Brownie home.
Edward: Exactly, Whatever.
--Back Home:--
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Rosalie: *brushing Bella’s hair* toi know, I cannot wait to have a baby.
Bella: Yep.
Rosalie: And name it.
Bella: Uh-huh.
Rosalie: And hold it.
Bella: Yup.
Rosalie: *looks at her face* what’s wrong, Bella?
Bella: I can’t believe I did it. He’s going to hate me!
Rosalie: He won’t, Bella.
Bella: How do toi know that?
Rosalie: I do.
Bella: toi don’t.
*Jasper’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
I never wanted pets
I never thought about pets
I never thought about anything in that category
Well…maybe?
*done thinking*
Jasper: *turns TV on as soon as Em and Ed walk in*
Emmett: *not in the living room yet* I’m just saying, the vet office should be open 24/7.
Edward: Well then how do the doctors get the sleep?
Emmett: Duh, they switch back and forth.
Edward: What if they only have one doctor on hand?
Emmett: They have nurses.
Edward: I didn’t know vets were like Bella’s clinic.
Emmett: You’ve been to Bella’s clinic. Do toi know how wrong that sounds?
Edward: No I haven’t, but I was at the office with Carlisle.
Emmett: *walks into the room with a beagle* Why? In case Bella falls while you’re with her.
Edward: *walks in beside him* No. Duh, I already know what to do if that just happens to happen.
Emmett: Sure toi do. *looks up at Jasper and Alice on the couch* Oh, hey! Dude-look. I got a dog! *shows the dog to Jasper*
Jasper: Awesome. A beagle?
Emmett: Not just any beagle. MY beagle…isn’t he adorable? I named him Brownie!
Jasper: Brownie?
Edward: Exactly what I said, Jazz…where’s Bella?
Jasper: Upstairs with Rosalie - they’re watching a movie…they a dit and I quote, ‘We don’t want to be disturbed.’
Edward: Oh, toi think it’s over?
Jasper: They went up there 30 minutes ago…probably not.
Edward: Alright…so what are we watching?
Emmett: Duh! We’re watching my super adorable beagle, Brownie!
Edward: How about we don’t. Let’s watch MTV.
Jasper: Actually, I think a rerun of Opera’s on. It’s the one with Adam Lambert on. I was going to watch that.
Edward: Seriously?
Jasper: Yeah, I just ADORE Opera.
Edward: Ugh, fine watch “Opera” I’m going upstairs to check on Bella and Rosalie. Coming with Brownie, Emmett?
Emmett: Yeah, hang on. *picks Brownie up and starts upstairs with Edward* let’s roll!
*Alice’s P.O.V*
*waking up*
Alice: *groggy* Hey, baby.
Jasper: Hi, babies.
Alice: *giggles* they say hi.
Jasper: I l’amour you.
Alice: We l’amour toi too. Hey, did I hear Emmett and Edward walk in?
Jasper: Uh, yeah toi did…Emmett was complaining about something.
Alice: What?
Jasper: Brownie.
Alice: Brownies? Why does he want brownies?
Jasper: *grins sheepishly* did I mention he got a dog?
*thanks for reading! And, ROTFL! Jazz likes Opera!*
A Youtube Script:
*episode sixteen*
*Emmett’s Dog*
--Emmett’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Once upon a time
There was a dog named cat
The “cat” wanted another “cat”
The owners left Cat on the rue while they moved
Cat was all alone…
Until…
*done thinking*
Edward: *sucking blood out of deer*
Emmett: *sitting on the ground* I’m dead bored, Edward.
Edward: *puts finger up to shut him up while he feeds*
Emmett: No, I’m serious. C’mon. Let’s go to the city.
Edward: *done feeding* Why? There’s nothing to do there except the films and Tiffany’s.
Emmett: And the dump. toi know we could defiantly find something there.
Edward: Like what? 2 an old food?
Emmett: That…and toys and crap that people dumped. I’m a genius! Let’s do it!
Edward: You’re an idiot and let’s not. We really should check up on the girls.
Emmett: Come on! Please? I’m bored. And all they do is watch chick flicks…newsflash! We’re not chicks.
Edward: *groans* Fine. We can go for an hour. At…*checks watch* 12:09 a.m. we leave.
Emmett: Ok…*heads toward the city*
Edward: *muttering* I can’t believe I’m doing this.
--In the City:--
Edward: *checks watch* 45 plus minutes.
Emmett: Shut up, let’s hit the dump.
Edward: I’m wearing nice clothes.
Emmett: *looks at him* you’re going to have a nice bruised accessory to go with those ni-
Edward: I don’t bruise, Emmett. None of us do-well, except Bella, but…
Emmett: Whatever. *they have arrived at the dump* Here we are!
Edward: Yippee!
Emmett: Again, shut up.
Edward: *rolls eyes and hops over dump fence*
Emmett: *jumps like Edward does*
--Inside the Junkyard:--
Emmett: *walking around inside junkyard* this is…AWESOME!
Edward: I’ve seen better.
Emmett: Of course toi have.
Edward: Let’s get this over wi-
*they hear barking in the background*
Emmett: What’s that?
Edward: What do toi think, idiot? It’s a dog!
Emmett: *rolls eyes* I knew that.
Edward: Sure toi did.
Emmett: I do! Now, let’s go find it.
Edward: It might have rabies.
Emmett: It’s not like it can hurt us.
Edward: Knock yourself out, Emmett.
Emmett: I will.
--A dog comes running out; it is a beagle that is brown and white:--
Dog: *barks and barks*
Emmett: Ooh, a beagle! I just l’amour beagles!
Edward: Yep.
Emmett: I do!
Dog: *jumps into Emmett’s arms*
Emmett: *catches him* Aww…he’s so cute! Edward, read his thoughts, what’s his name?
--Mind lire the Beagle:--
Beagle: *thinking* I like this guy; he’s like a teddy bear! I l’amour him. I hope he keeps me! Maybe he’ll name me something better than “Cat”!
--Done lire minds:--
Edward: His name is Cat. He wants a new name. Thinks you’re a teddy ours and wants toi to keep it.
Emmett: *still holding “Cat”* I’ll do it all! I’m keeping him!
Edward: Emmett! toi have a wife that wants a kid. Really think a dog is the best idea?
Emmett: Of course. I want the dog! Please, please, please?
Edward: I don’t care, but good luck explaining Cat to Rose.
Emmett: It’ll be fine. But, its 12:00 a.m. What vet is open?
Edward: Are toi serious? None are, bear! We have to wait until tomorrow.
Emmett: *sighs* fine. Come on Brownie!
Edward: *laughs* you’re really going to name the beagle Brownie?
Emmett: Sure, why not? Anything’s possible!
Edward: I guess your right. *pats his brother’s shoulder*
Emmett: I am…we have a dog!
Edward: toi have the dog, Emmett. I am the par stander.
Emmett: Whatever. Let’s get Brownie home.
Edward: Exactly, Whatever.
--Back Home:--
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Rosalie: *brushing Bella’s hair* toi know, I cannot wait to have a baby.
Bella: Yep.
Rosalie: And name it.
Bella: Uh-huh.
Rosalie: And hold it.
Bella: Yup.
Rosalie: *looks at her face* what’s wrong, Bella?
Bella: I can’t believe I did it. He’s going to hate me!
Rosalie: He won’t, Bella.
Bella: How do toi know that?
Rosalie: I do.
Bella: toi don’t.
*Jasper’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
I never wanted pets
I never thought about pets
I never thought about anything in that category
Well…maybe?
*done thinking*
Jasper: *turns TV on as soon as Em and Ed walk in*
Emmett: *not in the living room yet* I’m just saying, the vet office should be open 24/7.
Edward: Well then how do the doctors get the sleep?
Emmett: Duh, they switch back and forth.
Edward: What if they only have one doctor on hand?
Emmett: They have nurses.
Edward: I didn’t know vets were like Bella’s clinic.
Emmett: You’ve been to Bella’s clinic. Do toi know how wrong that sounds?
Edward: No I haven’t, but I was at the office with Carlisle.
Emmett: *walks into the room with a beagle* Why? In case Bella falls while you’re with her.
Edward: *walks in beside him* No. Duh, I already know what to do if that just happens to happen.
Emmett: Sure toi do. *looks up at Jasper and Alice on the couch* Oh, hey! Dude-look. I got a dog! *shows the dog to Jasper*
Jasper: Awesome. A beagle?
Emmett: Not just any beagle. MY beagle…isn’t he adorable? I named him Brownie!
Jasper: Brownie?
Edward: Exactly what I said, Jazz…where’s Bella?
Jasper: Upstairs with Rosalie - they’re watching a movie…they a dit and I quote, ‘We don’t want to be disturbed.’
Edward: Oh, toi think it’s over?
Jasper: They went up there 30 minutes ago…probably not.
Edward: Alright…so what are we watching?
Emmett: Duh! We’re watching my super adorable beagle, Brownie!
Edward: How about we don’t. Let’s watch MTV.
Jasper: Actually, I think a rerun of Opera’s on. It’s the one with Adam Lambert on. I was going to watch that.
Edward: Seriously?
Jasper: Yeah, I just ADORE Opera.
Edward: Ugh, fine watch “Opera” I’m going upstairs to check on Bella and Rosalie. Coming with Brownie, Emmett?
Emmett: Yeah, hang on. *picks Brownie up and starts upstairs with Edward* let’s roll!
*Alice’s P.O.V*
*waking up*
Alice: *groggy* Hey, baby.
Jasper: Hi, babies.
Alice: *giggles* they say hi.
Jasper: I l’amour you.
Alice: We l’amour toi too. Hey, did I hear Emmett and Edward walk in?
Jasper: Uh, yeah toi did…Emmett was complaining about something.
Alice: What?
Jasper: Brownie.
Alice: Brownies? Why does he want brownies?
Jasper: *grins sheepishly* did I mention he got a dog?
*thanks for reading! And, ROTFL! Jazz likes Opera!*
part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. salut boy scout a dit methos with a smerk. yes old man? a dit dunkin.do toi remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do a dit dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the bière they had in forks a dit methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks a dit dunkin.well can we get a bière and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut toi up old man a dit dunkin.ok old man were here a dit dunkin.beer here i come a dit methos. but what they find is bella cygne and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
if toi liked this just ask for part 2 the vampires meet immortls cullens time.
if toi liked this just ask for part 2 the vampires meet immortls cullens time.
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