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Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant with triplets. A lot of work, Emmett.
Rosalie: How do toi know? You’re not a doctor.
Emmett: Rose is right. toi don’t have your M.D.
Edward: Hey! Don’t question my powers!
Emmett: Oh, I’m gonna question you’re friggin’ powers, Edward. toi have non-
Edward: I can read your mind.
Emmett: Crap! Oops?
*from background*
Alice: *groggy* Guys? Where are you? What’s going on?
*back to everyone*
Edward: *hears her* ALICE!
Jasper: Ali!
Emmett: Uno!!!!!
Bella: Crap!
Rosalie: Shut up!
Edward: Shh! Let me go get her before she collapses.
Emmett: *nods* good idea, doc.
Edward: Don’t call me doc! It’s…DOCTOR Edward.
Jasper: Ok, just shut up and get heer.
Edward: *rolls eyes* Fine.
*Bella’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
2% of people are pregnant as tweens.
20% of teens keep there children
1% of vampires get pregnant.
That would be.
Alice.
*done thinking*
Bella: How did toi win?
Emmett: Luck.
Bella: No fair…rematch!
Emmett: *sighs* fine!
Bella: *tosses cards out*
Edward: *walks over to where Alice is* Ali, how are you?
Alice: *thinking; Edward is lire her mind* Ok. I heard Em and B playing Uno. And toi a dit something about my condition?
Edward: *out loud* Yes, Alice. toi may want to sit down.
Alice: *puts arm around Edward’s shoulder* *Edward picks her up to carry her*
Edward: *walks into the Uno room* Guys.
Emmett: Blue ou 7.
Bella: *smiles* *slaps down a blue 4*
Emmett: Dang it!
Bella: *laughs and turns toward Edward and Alice* Alice!
Alice: Bells! *jumps carefully out of Edward’s arms and hugs Bella*
Bella: *leads her to the couch* so…what are toi doing with the little booge-
Edward: *coughs to stop Bella* Bella.
Bella: What didn’t toi tell her?
Alice: *confused* Tell me what?
Edward: Alice…you’re pregnant.
Alice: *laughs* I noticed.
Edward: *frowns* with triplets.
Alice: *screams* WHAT?
Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Congrats?
Alice: *start pacing* this is not good. This is not good.
Jasper: Alice this is okay. Calm down.
Alice: Jasper! I’m having three babies. *rubs stomach* Three! Do toi know how fat I’m going to get?
Jasper: That doesn’t matter.
Alice: *starts crying* I’m horrible. I’m a slut. A pregnant slut.
Emmett: So are we keeping the babies?
Alice: *sniffling* Jasper?
Jasper: *smiles* Yes. I think so…
*thank toi for reading! That was episode 12…thanks*
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant with triplets. A lot of work, Emmett.
Rosalie: How do toi know? You’re not a doctor.
Emmett: Rose is right. toi don’t have your M.D.
Edward: Hey! Don’t question my powers!
Emmett: Oh, I’m gonna question you’re friggin’ powers, Edward. toi have non-
Edward: I can read your mind.
Emmett: Crap! Oops?
*from background*
Alice: *groggy* Guys? Where are you? What’s going on?
*back to everyone*
Edward: *hears her* ALICE!
Jasper: Ali!
Emmett: Uno!!!!!
Bella: Crap!
Rosalie: Shut up!
Edward: Shh! Let me go get her before she collapses.
Emmett: *nods* good idea, doc.
Edward: Don’t call me doc! It’s…DOCTOR Edward.
Jasper: Ok, just shut up and get heer.
Edward: *rolls eyes* Fine.
*Bella’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
2% of people are pregnant as tweens.
20% of teens keep there children
1% of vampires get pregnant.
That would be.
Alice.
*done thinking*
Bella: How did toi win?
Emmett: Luck.
Bella: No fair…rematch!
Emmett: *sighs* fine!
Bella: *tosses cards out*
Edward: *walks over to where Alice is* Ali, how are you?
Alice: *thinking; Edward is lire her mind* Ok. I heard Em and B playing Uno. And toi a dit something about my condition?
Edward: *out loud* Yes, Alice. toi may want to sit down.
Alice: *puts arm around Edward’s shoulder* *Edward picks her up to carry her*
Edward: *walks into the Uno room* Guys.
Emmett: Blue ou 7.
Bella: *smiles* *slaps down a blue 4*
Emmett: Dang it!
Bella: *laughs and turns toward Edward and Alice* Alice!
Alice: Bells! *jumps carefully out of Edward’s arms and hugs Bella*
Bella: *leads her to the couch* so…what are toi doing with the little booge-
Edward: *coughs to stop Bella* Bella.
Bella: What didn’t toi tell her?
Alice: *confused* Tell me what?
Edward: Alice…you’re pregnant.
Alice: *laughs* I noticed.
Edward: *frowns* with triplets.
Alice: *screams* WHAT?
Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Congrats?
Alice: *start pacing* this is not good. This is not good.
Jasper: Alice this is okay. Calm down.
Alice: Jasper! I’m having three babies. *rubs stomach* Three! Do toi know how fat I’m going to get?
Jasper: That doesn’t matter.
Alice: *starts crying* I’m horrible. I’m a slut. A pregnant slut.
Emmett: So are we keeping the babies?
Alice: *sniffling* Jasper?
Jasper: *smiles* Yes. I think so…
*thank toi for reading! That was episode 12…thanks*
I sang this song in choir my sophomore an maybe it will help toi keep strong and have faith in Robsten
The Rose,
Some say l’amour it is a river that drowns the tender reed,
Some says l’amour it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed
Some say l’amour it hunger is an endless aching need
It's the one who won't be taken who can not seem to give
And the soul afraid of dying never that learns to live;
When the night has been to lonely and the road seems to long and toi think that is only for the lucky the strong;
Just remember far the winter snow, lies the seed that with the suns l’amour becomes the rose the rose
The Rose,
Some say l’amour it is a river that drowns the tender reed,
Some says l’amour it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed
Some say l’amour it hunger is an endless aching need
It's the one who won't be taken who can not seem to give
And the soul afraid of dying never that learns to live;
When the night has been to lonely and the road seems to long and toi think that is only for the lucky the strong;
Just remember far the winter snow, lies the seed that with the suns l’amour becomes the rose the rose
Kristen Stewart, who shot to fame as Bella cygne in "The Twilight" films and is the titre character in "Snow White and the Huntsman", jumped to the haut, retour au début of Forbes.com's annual liste of highest-paid actresses.
The 22-year-old earned an estimated $34.5 million (£22 million) from May 2011 to May 2012 and pushed Angelina Jolie into fourth place.
Cameron Diaz, who had a surprise hit with “Bad Teacher”, came in seconde with $34 million.
“She (Stewart) is an up-and-coming star. She is earning a lot of money from one of the most successful franchises of all time. This is who toi would expect to see right now,” a dit Dorothy Pomerantz, Forbes Los Angeles bureau chief.
“This an toi are seeing somebody young and at the brink of potentially great stardom sitting on the haut, retour au début of the list.”
The 22-year-old earned an estimated $34.5 million (£22 million) from May 2011 to May 2012 and pushed Angelina Jolie into fourth place.
Cameron Diaz, who had a surprise hit with “Bad Teacher”, came in seconde with $34 million.
“She (Stewart) is an up-and-coming star. She is earning a lot of money from one of the most successful franchises of all time. This is who toi would expect to see right now,” a dit Dorothy Pomerantz, Forbes Los Angeles bureau chief.
“This an toi are seeing somebody young and at the brink of potentially great stardom sitting on the haut, retour au début of the list.”
An innocent child in New Orleans
A simple girl from simple means
Walked the rails
Rode her thumb
She hitched a ride with everyone
The regular, she’d rearrange
The girl knew how to chop and change
Chop and change (Ooo)
Chop and change (Yeah)
Chop and change (Oh, oh, oh)
Chop and change (Yeah) alright
Took a job working late
Jacking cars from out of state
She found no l’amour in this town
So she’d never mess around
Had no luck, but ain’t it strange
The girl knew how to chop and change
Chop and change (Oh, oh)
Chop and change (Come on, come on, come on, come on yeah)
Chop and change (Chop and change)
Chop and change (Oh)
Alright
A simple girl from simple means
Walked the rails
Rode her thumb
She hitched a ride with everyone
The regular, she’d rearrange
The girl knew how to chop and change
Chop and change (Ooo)
Chop and change (Yeah)
Chop and change (Oh, oh, oh)
Chop and change (Yeah) alright
Took a job working late
Jacking cars from out of state
She found no l’amour in this town
So she’d never mess around
Had no luck, but ain’t it strange
The girl knew how to chop and change
Chop and change (Oh, oh)
Chop and change (Come on, come on, come on, come on yeah)
Chop and change (Chop and change)
Chop and change (Oh)
Alright
Tyler :)
