toi saw Jane and Brittany Volturi. toi froze.
Emmett: Babe who is it?
Jane: Evening __________ and Emmett we are doing our rounds and checking on everything may we come in?
You: Yeah I will be right back.
toi ran upstairs and checke on Sabrina and then wrote her a little letter and she nodded. toi ran back out the door and downstairs and saw the whole Cullen family.
Jane: Is everything okay ________?
You: Yes it is Jane.
Brittany: Okay so we are glad to inform toi that the masters will be visiting in about a mois ou so for the wedding.
Emmett: That is good to know.
Alice: The plus the merrier.
Carlisle: We can't wait to see old friends.
Jane: Thank you. I will let Master Aro know. *walks off with Brittny.*
im sorry u guys im just have to much things on my mind right now so the suivant couple of chapters aren't going to be long. again im very very sorry.
Emmett: Babe who is it?
Jane: Evening __________ and Emmett we are doing our rounds and checking on everything may we come in?
You: Yeah I will be right back.
toi ran upstairs and checke on Sabrina and then wrote her a little letter and she nodded. toi ran back out the door and downstairs and saw the whole Cullen family.
Jane: Is everything okay ________?
You: Yes it is Jane.
Brittany: Okay so we are glad to inform toi that the masters will be visiting in about a mois ou so for the wedding.
Emmett: That is good to know.
Alice: The plus the merrier.
Carlisle: We can't wait to see old friends.
Jane: Thank you. I will let Master Aro know. *walks off with Brittny.*
im sorry u guys im just have to much things on my mind right now so the suivant couple of chapters aren't going to be long. again im very very sorry.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever toi can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When toi go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what toi will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever toi can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When toi go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what toi will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.