Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Two
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"Let's take her to the Room." Tabra a dit and Haus lead the way.
"I counted seven in that room," Tabra whispered. I nodded.
"Welcome to my new, refurbished Room." There were weapons along the walls, and there were even a few tortured people laying on the ground almost dead. It reeked of fish. Ew. "Put Cydnee in the chair."
The chair lay in the middle of the Room, and it was blood stained, with a bullet hole in the back of it. Tabra put me in the chair and cuffed me down, but not all the way, hopefully Haus didn't notice that.
"Now, come here," Haus a dit and Tabra looked a bit nervous and awkward, but went over to Haus.
Haus grabbed Tabra and gave him a kiss!? WHOA! Ew.
"Just like I remember," Haus a dit and smiled, so did Tabra.
"Do toi Kiss all of your slackies like that?" I asked Haus and he laughed.
"Only the guys, sorry, toi are out of luck." Haus is gay!? Whoa! Ew.
"Oh darn," I a dit sarcastically and he laughed.
"I like her, she's fiesty."
"Yea, Cyd always is." Tabra looked at me and winked as if saying 'we'll attack soon.'
"Always?" Haus seemed curious.
"Yupp." Tabra asked.
"How so?" Haus asked him, turning his back to me.
"Like this," Tabra grabbed Haus and head butted him, turned him around and put him in a choke hold. "Now, Cyd!"
I jumped up and...
Volume Two
BuffyFaithfan1
____________________
[THREE]
"Let's take her to the Room." Tabra a dit and Haus lead the way.
"I counted seven in that room," Tabra whispered. I nodded.
"Welcome to my new, refurbished Room." There were weapons along the walls, and there were even a few tortured people laying on the ground almost dead. It reeked of fish. Ew. "Put Cydnee in the chair."
The chair lay in the middle of the Room, and it was blood stained, with a bullet hole in the back of it. Tabra put me in the chair and cuffed me down, but not all the way, hopefully Haus didn't notice that.
"Now, come here," Haus a dit and Tabra looked a bit nervous and awkward, but went over to Haus.
Haus grabbed Tabra and gave him a kiss!? WHOA! Ew.
"Just like I remember," Haus a dit and smiled, so did Tabra.
"Do toi Kiss all of your slackies like that?" I asked Haus and he laughed.
"Only the guys, sorry, toi are out of luck." Haus is gay!? Whoa! Ew.
"Oh darn," I a dit sarcastically and he laughed.
"I like her, she's fiesty."
"Yea, Cyd always is." Tabra looked at me and winked as if saying 'we'll attack soon.'
"Always?" Haus seemed curious.
"Yupp." Tabra asked.
"How so?" Haus asked him, turning his back to me.
"Like this," Tabra grabbed Haus and head butted him, turned him around and put him in a choke hold. "Now, Cyd!"
I jumped up and...
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address toi in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address toi in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do toi think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives ou what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can toi believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him toi a dit to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
Grade: A+
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet par H. Stern.
Anna Kendrick
Grade: B+
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of cœur, coeur and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush robe instead. l’amour the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
Taylor Lautner
Grade: A-
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.
I read the first book & i could'nt decide which team i was then i read the seconde book & i choose.......... Edward! Because Jacob promised Bella he wouldn't hurt her & he does! I think Jacob is a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS HOTTER THAN JACOB!!!!!
JACOB IS UGLY LIKE THE REST OF THE QUILUTES!!!
I LUV EDWARD!!
EDWARD IS HOT LIKE THE GUY I LIKE!!!!!!
I=BELLA
HE=EDWARD
ON MY TWILIGHT CALENDER JACOB IS JANUARY &SAM IS AUGUST WHICH SUCKS!!!!!!!
EDWARD IS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!