All-Nighter, Fun, Kiss
Two weeks have passed since the circus incident. They gave me a swirly for my acting. It was in Emmett's washroom, which makes me want to barf, even thinking about it.
It was the night before school started. We are trying to pull an all-nighter at Edward's house. We have been doing this as a tradition since we were ten. We think we could really do it this year.
It was three o'clock in the morning. Edward's parents think we are asleep so we have to be extra quiet. I looked over everybody. Emmett was busy entertaining himself with a plate of food. Jasper was lying in a corner throw a tennis ball up and down. Alice was making a shopping list, as awake as ever. Edward was busy on the computer composing new music. I was falling asleep.
It was getting darker, and darker, when suddenly I felt impact on my right cheek.
"OUCH!" I yelled before Emmett covered my mouth. "What was that for?" I hit him on the arm, just hurting myself some more.
"Well toi were falling asleep! toi can't! This is the last an we can be together, the all of us! Jasper and I will be leaving suivant year! toi can't ruin this for us Swan!" He whisper-yelled.
"PMSing much?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. We laughed quietly.
"Mean much?" He waited for people to laugh but we just looked at him with a amused face. "Whatever, haters." It was way funnier that way.
"Okay guys, if toi don't want me to fall asleep, what should I do?" They gave me all these ideas. Not that any of them were actually things that I would do.
"Try on clothes!" a dit Alice. Her luggage was huge! It could last me three full months away on vacation, wearing two different outfits a day, and not reusing any of them. Her closet was about the size of this house! She didn't have enough room in her apartment so most of her clothes are at all of our houses.
"Eat!" a dit Emmett. He loved food. Really. So far tonight, he had an entire turkey, chicken, a ham sandwich, a chicken sandwich, ice cream, yogurt, muffins, cupcakes, potatos, and he was still eating more. He eats plus in a jour than I do in a month. Who eats that much?
"Music!" a dit Edward. He loves musique and he's always been trying to get us to play with him. Maybe he thought we were going to enter a talent montrer with him ou something. Fat chance. He could get Emmett to cut down to five meals a jour instead of eight, before we were going to enter a talent show.
"Cut!" a dit Jasper. Emotional little thing. He thinks that cutting is the way to go, but it's obviously not. There aren't any emos at Forks which really annoys him. That's why he's always on emo chatrooms talking about blades ou something. He doesn't just cut like emos but he acts like them too with his clothes and musical styles.
"Do toi guys know me at all?" I asked when they were finished with their suggestions. They know that I would much rather die before I do what they were suggesting. Well besides eat because I kind of have to survive. But I wouldn't eat the way that Emmett was suggesting.
"Well yeah, we know you. But we are trying to change you. So come with us Bella... rejoindre the dark side..." a dit Jasper in one of those freaky talking doll ways.
"Okay toi are the only one on the dark side, Mr. Emo. We are all on the bright and sunny side!" she a dit and drew a arc en ciel in the air to prove her point.
"Actually I'm on the musical side..." a dit Edward as he looked up from his computer.
"I'm on the side that involves food." a dit Emmett with a mouthful of food.
"I'm on the sane side." I smiled as they looked at me with mad faces. "Hey. It's true." It seems like I'm the most normal person in my friend group.
"Oh well. I'm different and I like it." a dit Alice and she went back to her shopping list. Written on the haut, retour au début was : haut, retour au début stores to bring Bella suivant week.
"WHAT?" I shouted before Emmett stuffed a piece of pain in my mouth. We didn't want to wake everybody up, but the pain was already bitten.
"What's the matter?" asked Alice with wide innocent eyes.
I took the pain out of my mouth and took a bite out of it. Oh well. Emmett was practically family. "Why are toi taking me shopping? I thought toi promised, no plus shopping trips. I don't have any plus room in my closet!" I said.
"Well, my neighbours were renting a room and my parents had extra money this month. We decided to rent out that room for my clothes. So now we have extra shopping space!" Her face was full of glee. I didn't want to wreck it, but what the heck? She was the one that suggested that we should have a swirly in the first place.
"So toi can take some clothes out of our house and put it there! My mom is starting to get mad at me for keeping all of those clothes at our house!"
"Whatever, hater!" a dit Alice immitating Emmett. He rolled his eyes.
"Juniors." he a dit and laughed at us.
"With a brain smarter than you." Edward said. Well it was true.
"What's your point?" he asked in a whiny voice. "At least I can beat toi in arm wrestling!" I don't even know what that has to do with being smarter.
"Your one weird child, did toi know that Emmett?" asked Alice.
"Well you're one crazy chick. toi should really get something checked. I don't think being that much of a shopaholic is even possible!" a dit Emmett. We started laughing. That actually made sense and it was kind of funny. We stopped laughing when we saw Alice pout. She is just impossible to have a grudge on. That's what really annoys me about her.
"Oh toi should've saw that coming..." I a dit to her. "You are psychic remember?"
She rolled her eyes. "Yes of course I remember... And do not make fun of me ou I will use my telekinises on you! And nobody wants that!" She started to laugh evilly.
"Alice... Are toi okay?" asked Jasper. Well he has been quiet for a while. I looked at his arm, and I saw a fresh cut.
"Oh no... Not another scar. Give me the blade." I a dit to him and held out my hand. par now, Emmett and Edward were back in their own worlds.
Jasper handed me a pencil sharpened blade inside a crack on the floor board. He placed it in my hand before I moved it. I didn't want to touch it, especially when it was full of blood. He rolled his eyes and threw it into the garbage can. It went in. If he decided not to spend most of his time emo-ing himself, he could probably be an amazing basketball, basket-ball player.
I checked the time. It was 4 o'clock. Time flies when toi are making fun of your best friends.
"Look we broke our record!" I a dit and pointed at the clock.
"Only three plus hours before we fake sleep and get ready for school." a dit Edward and yawned. He logged off his computer and sat down on his bed. "Stop making a mess Emmett!" He brushed crumbs off his bed. "Have toi ever thought that maybe, just maybe, toi eat way too much?" Emmett shrugged. Emmett doesn't think and Edward should know that.
"Either way, stop freeloading off of me! We have to go to the grocery store and buy twice the nourriture because of you!" Again Emmett shrugged.
"Okay I think I perfected my list!" a dit Alice and she read it out loud to us. Stores, clothes, tshirts, skinny jeans, not my idea of spending a Saturday.
"Let's play Skittle Kiss!" Alice went to grab two red and orange skittles from Emmett's bowl of food.
"Alice in case toi never noticed, we have five people." Jasper got up from his position on the floor and sat suivant to Edward. Alice was standing and Emmett and I were sitting on the floor in front of them.
"Whatever." Alice thought for a second. "Okay, one guy go to the closet. Then toi pick your own colour without knowing who has which and toi could Kiss the girl later." Alice said.
"Wait... We're all Friends here! Who would want to Kiss your best friend, almost sibling?" I asked her.
"Oh don't be a loser." Alice smiled. "Let's just play!" I rolled my eyes. "Jasper go to the closet!"
He went and Alice took two of Emmett's empty bowls. She put one of each colour in. We closed our eyes and picked a colour. "Jasper picked a colour!" called Edward.
"Okay... Red." For blood. We opened our hands to reveal the colours we had. Alice had orange, Edward had orange. So that means I would have to Kiss Emmett and Jasper.
"What? I don't want to Kiss Edward!" a dit Alice.
"'Don't be a loser!" I mocked her. The guys laughed. "Go ahead."
Alice walked slowly towards Edward. We add our own little twist in the game. They put the skittles in the mouths and put their lips together. They were supposed to exchange the skittle back and forth. They didn't hold each other, just kissed.
When Alice came out she smiled at me. "Your turns." She pointed at me.
I put the red skittle in my mouth and so did Emmett. We kissed really quickly. I did the same with Jasper.
"Okay well that's done." a dit Jasper. "And why don't toi think it's weird to be s’embrasser your friend, practically siblings?"
"Well it's weird. But at least we killed 15 minutes!" She pointed at the clock. It read 4:15.
"Okay if toi can pass the time some more, I'm up for it." a dit Edward. He lightly slapped his face to stay awake.
"Oh really? Are toi sure toi want to come on the Alice Brandon experience?" We were used to this dramaticness. We nodded.
"Well put on your veste and away we'll go!" She winked at us.
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So I'm not sure who Bella ends up with. It's either Jasper ou Emmett. I decided not to make Edward. Tell me ASAP before I write the fifth chapter!
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Two weeks have passed since the circus incident. They gave me a swirly for my acting. It was in Emmett's washroom, which makes me want to barf, even thinking about it.
It was the night before school started. We are trying to pull an all-nighter at Edward's house. We have been doing this as a tradition since we were ten. We think we could really do it this year.
It was three o'clock in the morning. Edward's parents think we are asleep so we have to be extra quiet. I looked over everybody. Emmett was busy entertaining himself with a plate of food. Jasper was lying in a corner throw a tennis ball up and down. Alice was making a shopping list, as awake as ever. Edward was busy on the computer composing new music. I was falling asleep.
It was getting darker, and darker, when suddenly I felt impact on my right cheek.
"OUCH!" I yelled before Emmett covered my mouth. "What was that for?" I hit him on the arm, just hurting myself some more.
"Well toi were falling asleep! toi can't! This is the last an we can be together, the all of us! Jasper and I will be leaving suivant year! toi can't ruin this for us Swan!" He whisper-yelled.
"PMSing much?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. We laughed quietly.
"Mean much?" He waited for people to laugh but we just looked at him with a amused face. "Whatever, haters." It was way funnier that way.
"Okay guys, if toi don't want me to fall asleep, what should I do?" They gave me all these ideas. Not that any of them were actually things that I would do.
"Try on clothes!" a dit Alice. Her luggage was huge! It could last me three full months away on vacation, wearing two different outfits a day, and not reusing any of them. Her closet was about the size of this house! She didn't have enough room in her apartment so most of her clothes are at all of our houses.
"Eat!" a dit Emmett. He loved food. Really. So far tonight, he had an entire turkey, chicken, a ham sandwich, a chicken sandwich, ice cream, yogurt, muffins, cupcakes, potatos, and he was still eating more. He eats plus in a jour than I do in a month. Who eats that much?
"Music!" a dit Edward. He loves musique and he's always been trying to get us to play with him. Maybe he thought we were going to enter a talent montrer with him ou something. Fat chance. He could get Emmett to cut down to five meals a jour instead of eight, before we were going to enter a talent show.
"Cut!" a dit Jasper. Emotional little thing. He thinks that cutting is the way to go, but it's obviously not. There aren't any emos at Forks which really annoys him. That's why he's always on emo chatrooms talking about blades ou something. He doesn't just cut like emos but he acts like them too with his clothes and musical styles.
"Do toi guys know me at all?" I asked when they were finished with their suggestions. They know that I would much rather die before I do what they were suggesting. Well besides eat because I kind of have to survive. But I wouldn't eat the way that Emmett was suggesting.
"Well yeah, we know you. But we are trying to change you. So come with us Bella... rejoindre the dark side..." a dit Jasper in one of those freaky talking doll ways.
"Okay toi are the only one on the dark side, Mr. Emo. We are all on the bright and sunny side!" she a dit and drew a arc en ciel in the air to prove her point.
"Actually I'm on the musical side..." a dit Edward as he looked up from his computer.
"I'm on the side that involves food." a dit Emmett with a mouthful of food.
"I'm on the sane side." I smiled as they looked at me with mad faces. "Hey. It's true." It seems like I'm the most normal person in my friend group.
"Oh well. I'm different and I like it." a dit Alice and she went back to her shopping list. Written on the haut, retour au début was : haut, retour au début stores to bring Bella suivant week.
"WHAT?" I shouted before Emmett stuffed a piece of pain in my mouth. We didn't want to wake everybody up, but the pain was already bitten.
"What's the matter?" asked Alice with wide innocent eyes.
I took the pain out of my mouth and took a bite out of it. Oh well. Emmett was practically family. "Why are toi taking me shopping? I thought toi promised, no plus shopping trips. I don't have any plus room in my closet!" I said.
"Well, my neighbours were renting a room and my parents had extra money this month. We decided to rent out that room for my clothes. So now we have extra shopping space!" Her face was full of glee. I didn't want to wreck it, but what the heck? She was the one that suggested that we should have a swirly in the first place.
"So toi can take some clothes out of our house and put it there! My mom is starting to get mad at me for keeping all of those clothes at our house!"
"Whatever, hater!" a dit Alice immitating Emmett. He rolled his eyes.
"Juniors." he a dit and laughed at us.
"With a brain smarter than you." Edward said. Well it was true.
"What's your point?" he asked in a whiny voice. "At least I can beat toi in arm wrestling!" I don't even know what that has to do with being smarter.
"Your one weird child, did toi know that Emmett?" asked Alice.
"Well you're one crazy chick. toi should really get something checked. I don't think being that much of a shopaholic is even possible!" a dit Emmett. We started laughing. That actually made sense and it was kind of funny. We stopped laughing when we saw Alice pout. She is just impossible to have a grudge on. That's what really annoys me about her.
"Oh toi should've saw that coming..." I a dit to her. "You are psychic remember?"
She rolled her eyes. "Yes of course I remember... And do not make fun of me ou I will use my telekinises on you! And nobody wants that!" She started to laugh evilly.
"Alice... Are toi okay?" asked Jasper. Well he has been quiet for a while. I looked at his arm, and I saw a fresh cut.
"Oh no... Not another scar. Give me the blade." I a dit to him and held out my hand. par now, Emmett and Edward were back in their own worlds.
Jasper handed me a pencil sharpened blade inside a crack on the floor board. He placed it in my hand before I moved it. I didn't want to touch it, especially when it was full of blood. He rolled his eyes and threw it into the garbage can. It went in. If he decided not to spend most of his time emo-ing himself, he could probably be an amazing basketball, basket-ball player.
I checked the time. It was 4 o'clock. Time flies when toi are making fun of your best friends.
"Look we broke our record!" I a dit and pointed at the clock.
"Only three plus hours before we fake sleep and get ready for school." a dit Edward and yawned. He logged off his computer and sat down on his bed. "Stop making a mess Emmett!" He brushed crumbs off his bed. "Have toi ever thought that maybe, just maybe, toi eat way too much?" Emmett shrugged. Emmett doesn't think and Edward should know that.
"Either way, stop freeloading off of me! We have to go to the grocery store and buy twice the nourriture because of you!" Again Emmett shrugged.
"Okay I think I perfected my list!" a dit Alice and she read it out loud to us. Stores, clothes, tshirts, skinny jeans, not my idea of spending a Saturday.
"Let's play Skittle Kiss!" Alice went to grab two red and orange skittles from Emmett's bowl of food.
"Alice in case toi never noticed, we have five people." Jasper got up from his position on the floor and sat suivant to Edward. Alice was standing and Emmett and I were sitting on the floor in front of them.
"Whatever." Alice thought for a second. "Okay, one guy go to the closet. Then toi pick your own colour without knowing who has which and toi could Kiss the girl later." Alice said.
"Wait... We're all Friends here! Who would want to Kiss your best friend, almost sibling?" I asked her.
"Oh don't be a loser." Alice smiled. "Let's just play!" I rolled my eyes. "Jasper go to the closet!"
He went and Alice took two of Emmett's empty bowls. She put one of each colour in. We closed our eyes and picked a colour. "Jasper picked a colour!" called Edward.
"Okay... Red." For blood. We opened our hands to reveal the colours we had. Alice had orange, Edward had orange. So that means I would have to Kiss Emmett and Jasper.
"What? I don't want to Kiss Edward!" a dit Alice.
"'Don't be a loser!" I mocked her. The guys laughed. "Go ahead."
Alice walked slowly towards Edward. We add our own little twist in the game. They put the skittles in the mouths and put their lips together. They were supposed to exchange the skittle back and forth. They didn't hold each other, just kissed.
When Alice came out she smiled at me. "Your turns." She pointed at me.
I put the red skittle in my mouth and so did Emmett. We kissed really quickly. I did the same with Jasper.
"Okay well that's done." a dit Jasper. "And why don't toi think it's weird to be s’embrasser your friend, practically siblings?"
"Well it's weird. But at least we killed 15 minutes!" She pointed at the clock. It read 4:15.
"Okay if toi can pass the time some more, I'm up for it." a dit Edward. He lightly slapped his face to stay awake.
"Oh really? Are toi sure toi want to come on the Alice Brandon experience?" We were used to this dramaticness. We nodded.
"Well put on your veste and away we'll go!" She winked at us.
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So I'm not sure who Bella ends up with. It's either Jasper ou Emmett. I decided not to make Edward. Tell me ASAP before I write the fifth chapter!
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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the cœur, coeur with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the cœur, coeur with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that toi and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her toi are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that toi and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her toi are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever toi can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When toi go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what toi will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever toi can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When toi go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what toi will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
I have recently read a fanfiction story about bella getting sick with something and then she has to stay over at the cullens and all this weird stuff happens to her. Then she can't feel pain. Its not after breaking dawn is before when she is still human. I don't know what it is called. That is why i need your help inding the name of it ou find out who wrote it. I like the story and i want to finish it. Please if anyone has seen ou hear about this story please send me a message...My name is Brittany. My screen name is EBRCBrit. toi can add me as a friend if toi want!!!
Kind of how i picture Heavenly
Jacob vs Edward
Thanks for reading!
my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious suivant door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, ou if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
It's E/B AU-AH with heavy drama.
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"La Bella Vita" is a Angst/Horror One-shot featuring a jour in the life of the disturbed Edward Cullen. It's a 'Mentalward' Contest entry.
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