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Is Edward a stalker? (poke at humor, no offense intended)

posted by EdwardxBella4ev

So, I noticed that on many Edward and Bella sites I go on have at least one article related to Edward being a stalker. But is it true?

Edward can be viewed as a stalker, in some ways:
1. He and Bella spend all their time together.
2. He insists on driving her to school every day.
3. He has switched his classes so he can be in most of the same periods as her.
4. They sit together at lunch everyday (though I'm not sure this really counts, because it's Bella's choice.)
5. He watches Bella sleep--enough said.
6. He insists on marriage (though in the books, Eclipse specifically, this point is donné a logical reason. Edward wants to marry Bella because he loves her, he's a stalker, and because he wants to save his virtue.)

But the truth is he became a stalker because he loves Bella. And Bella loves him. Isn't that what counts most of all?

Dragonclaws Vampires have long been used as sexual objects in rape fantasies. Edward fits into that general trend as a bad boy stalker, unrealistic in that he also fulfills the part of perfect boyfriend. I'd say he's a stalker, but it's okay because it's a fantasy.

EdwardxBella4ev Yes, I noticed that too. Though I do not see why vampires are used in that way, I don't find them at all sexy (besides Edward, of course) and really Edward does in a certain view, though while I read the books I was thinking "how could people really envision Edward unashamedly stalking/raping Bella, don't they see that he loves her and that's why he became a crazy, angst-y stalker?", which is what inspired me to write this short little humor-based article. If you read the Midnight Sun draft Stephenie has posted on her website, you can see Edward's torn mood throughout the book Twilight. (he loves her, he wants her to love him, but he feels it is wrong.) I also think Edward is a stalker. But he could stalk me any time. Lol.

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Zoey Chapter 8

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

As soon as I woke up I checked my phone. There was nothing, not even a voicemail! I went down stairs and grabbed a Red taureau, bull and Sunny D. I mixed them together and it created my favori drink. I sat on the canapé looking down at my
drink wondering why Collin hadn't called yet. So Collin hasn't calls you, Emmett asked. No he hasn't, I bet Jake has him doing a double shift ou something. I don't have him doing anything for me Jake a dit has he walked through the door.
Do toi know why he hadn't called me? I asked Jacob. I can't tell toi anything. Please just promise me toi will wait and let him tell...

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Anoyher story chapter 32

posted by surfergal

That night Cody helped me with all oft homework. I actually had decent grades in all of my grades even though I missed a lot of classes. That night me and Cody went and took a walk through the woods. No on ever told me what happen to the vampire in my room but I didn't ever really feel like knowing what happen to it ou where it went.
Cody, can I ask toi something? I ask.
Yeah. Cody said
About the other night toi know when the vampire came into my room. I said.
Yeah, I remember he told me.
Well what ever happen to him? I ask
Emmet and Edward caught up to him and they sorta he continued. They killed...

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forever...part 3

posted by twihardfreak13

Esme I sat beside mason then he intertwined his hand with mine as everyone conversed nessie and jake would look at us together and they would smile at each other but then I asked Carlisle “ Carlisle what happened to all my family and friends?” “I’m sorry to tell toi this but they all think that toi have passed away.” I looked down and I started to let out dry sobs I couldn’t cry no tears mason untwined my hand and laid my head in his lap and ran his fingers through my hair I was devastated that I wasn’t going to able to see them again ever no matter what we got up from the couch...

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Red Chapter 1

posted by Twilight597

ok this has to do with twilight and another book i like, Night World. the character victoria is in it and the vamps from Night World are in it.

if u havent read night world all u have to know is lamia(LAY-me-Ah) is a vampire born from a lamia and can age and have children, and made vampire is the oppistie,once a human turned into a vamp, cannot age, and cannot have children. there are witches and shapeshifters and loups garous too. there is a secret society called Night World were they all live together with out humans. there only laws are u cannot fall in l’amour with a human and u cannot tell a...

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Rob's Interview aléatoire questions

posted by edwardcarlisle

Here's one interview I used for some questions, but since it is originally in Spanish, I decided to translate it to English ;D
Maybe it's not that good, I don't know if I translated it that well :)

CM: All right , let's begin
Rob: OK.

CM: Which is your favori musique band?
Rob: van Morrison.

CM: favori song?
Rob: Amm Beside toi par van Morrison.

C: And your favori drink?
R: Whisky.

C: favori food?
R: camelote, indésirable nourriture ou teen nourriture x) As toi want to say.

C: favori city?
R: Londres * =O accueil l’amour x3*

C: Londres ou LA? Which do toi feel as your home?
R: Neither.

C: favori movie? Only one option.
R: "One Flew Over...

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Half-Vampire Girl Part 6

posted by twilight_lover9

I woke up, my head was aching, i was suprised to see that i was on the canapé of nessies loungeroom with 9 worried vampires and 1 loup staring at me, my eyes were wide with confusement "what,what happened?" i asked confused, carlisle walked up "um well brittany toi were, found par another vampire clan" than 4 olive skinned vampires walked up "hello, im Carl" he a dit in a deep rough voice, his hair was black dreadlockes tied back, than a slightly darker girl appeared her hair was long her eyes were goldenbrown and wide she was beautiful in so many ways "hello, im Larissa" she intoduced herself...

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another story chapter 25

posted by surfergal

When I woke up, I had the happiest feeling. The kind where something great is about to happen. I went on the computer and i checked the surf rapporter and saw that it was going to be great today! I was so excited, I ran down stairs and jasper says,Addi toi are to excited! I know and then I ask, Are toi helping with this excitement? No, thats all toi he said.I laughed and a dit well surfing does it to ya, and right then Michael whats do what to ya. My cœur, coeur ya hear it? I ask. Yeah its going 90 mph. he said. I know its great cause it means there is great surfing today!! I went and grabbed my board...

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Carlisle Cullen's story. Part 1.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

[Right, so i've been having a look around and couldn't find many Carlisle fanfics. So i decided to have a go at one myself. please leave your thoughts and reviews!]

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Racing through the dim lit streets, I could feel it following me. Feel the heavy prescence, the un human heart, the menace. I slipped on the lightly soaked cobbles. Then everything went black.

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Waking in the dark, damp cellar I waited to be woken from this horrific dream like experience. A feu so powerful, so raw burnt through my entire body, like logs...

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Alice&Jaspers wierd&love alice's POV

posted by courtneykutie

Well i was bored and so i just put down whatever came to mind!!hope toi like it!this is one an after breaking dawn!

"how long are toi going auntie alice?"nessie asked me while i was packing up for mine and jazz's trip to Africa,we are visting Friends and want some time alone!

"um...3 weeks"i a dit and looked yep we will get back in three weeks
"yep i seen us get back in 3 week ness toi need to try not to grow up that fast while im gone"i a dit and kissed her curly hair.
"I'll try!"she a dit and jumped up gave me a hug and Kiss and said"bye auntie alice l’amour you"the she left

then i seen Edward...

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Dreamnapped Chapter 8 Death (Bella's P.O.V.)

posted by Twilight597

ok so i finally got this one done, the fight is suivant in edwards pov then the suivant chapter is the fight in bella's pov. this is dedicated to
1twilight_lover for commenting first, same for this one, plz plz review, even if u dont like it, just lie to make me feel like people actually like it, lolz jk but plz review it really makes me happy. i will get the suivant one up par thursday in america. thanks to everyone who supported me while i was écriture this, there are only 15 chapters, and they are all done, in a notebook, but im happy to post them on here. now read and be happy...this...

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Starless nights, Chapter three

posted by Doopey

Hi, hope toi like it :D
Pleasse commentaire and rate :) thanks.

Chapter three

I took a step back automatically. My eyes still wide taking in the view. Four males walked out into the clearing. I knew for sure that they were vampires because there skin sparkled like mine. They didnt look like they were going to kill me but i couldnt take the chance.
I knew i wouldnt win this fight so i started to back away. I was preparing to run when the blonde one spoke.
"We are not here to harm you, we are here to explain this way of life plus clearly to you!" He gave me a friendly smile and held out his hand. But...

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The Cullen's Dressing

posted by Isabellaashley

DRESSING THE CULLEN FAMILY

Chuck had to pay special attention when mapping out clothes for the blood-sucking Cullen brood. ''I didn't want to go too traditional black... I wanted them to feel cold and frozen.'' So she outfitted the family in grays, whites, and blues, while being careful to not go too over-the-top. ''The Cullens have wildly expensive taste and money. At the same time, I had to anchor them in the practical world of going to school and being able to blend with everyone else.''
MORE ON THE CULLENS...AND THAT CREST

Along with a blazer from GUESS, Rosalie (Nikki Reed, left) wears a...

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Chapter three

posted by Doopey

salut hope toi like this... If toi have any ideas of how to make my écriture better.. please commentaire :D

Chapter three

My body froze. I couldnt breathe. I couldnt déplacer any muscle in my body. I just thought. What have i done to deserve this. What has my family done to deserve me. Then my fear broke through. I was on the floor sobbing my tearless sobs. When Edward pulled me into his arms.
"Bella l’amour it will all be ok. Alice saw what they are planning to do. We can surprise them. Please dont worry. I wont let anyone hurt you."
Edward a dit this with so much l’amour in his voice. I knew he meant it. But...

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Becoming a Werewolf ou Shape-Shifter

posted by AdaLove

The history of the Quileute tribe and their connection things beyond the human is documented in ‘Eclipse’ chapter 11. We are told that “there has always been magic in our blood” and that they were “spirit warriors” before they became “shape-shifting” people. The tale of Taha Aki liens the tribe for the first time with the wolf, as his spirit shared the body of the animal. This seems to have been the beginning of the possibility of being beyond both simple man and simple wolf.

The description of Taha Aki matches what Bella discovers about Jacob and the other werewolves. “He...

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A new chapter 13

posted by jamiesue00

I grabbed my passport and ran with the rest of the family to the Cullen house. “Edward, where are we going? Do toi know where Nessie is, who took her?” I had no idea what was going on. Everyone was on a phone talking too fast and too low for me to hear. “Jake, we need to make a few phone calls, we have some idea who may have taken her but we need to make sure first.” Edward told me. I knew he was as worried as I was. I felt helpless; I didn’t know what to do. “Jake, why don’t toi go and tell your pack what’s going on.” Edward knew what I was thinking, he knew I felt helpless....

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Ashley Greene : citations on Twilight.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Quotes: On Twilight

"Of course I've read all three books! A few times actually. I finished all three books, and become a fan before I was even cast!"

"Favorite Alice moment? Hmm.... there are a few but a moment that always makes me smile is the whole yellow Porsche bit.... it shows a playful warm connection between Edward and Alice."

"The Cast is amazing! Everyone pretty much 'clicks' which is very nice considering we are family now."

"Jackson Rathbone is an awesome guy! Such a fun person to be around. And I think there is a bit of chemistry with everyone in the cast. We all get along great....

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Bella's Secret Life Trailor Part 1

posted by demilovatirocks

This takes place after Edward and the rest of the Cullens leaves Bella in New Moon.Here are the characters.They have a lot of different names.Some of the names i mixed up.There are some vampires.Some names are my Friends and family but that is the person's real name in the story.You can use these people as toi ou people toi know.

Bella cygne a.k.a Demi Lovato,Alex Russo,and Alana Azel
Nicknames:Aly,Dems and some more
Bella is half vampire and half wizard.

Ashley Tisdale a.k.a Sharpay Russo
Ashley is a wizard.

Kevin Jonas is a vampire along with his three brothers.His brothers are Joe,Nick,and Frankie.

Selena Gomez a.k.a Emily Russo
Selena is a wizard.

Sonny Monroe is Demi Lovato in real life.
Sonny is a wizard.

There are going to be a few plus parts.

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10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen!

posted by AliceHaleCullen

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” par the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with “What are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room ou says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” par Madonna.

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The twlight Zone: part 18

posted by Edward_lover101

Reneseme was the size of a 7 an old. But she was only a few weeks old. I was fixing her a cup of blood before bed. A little vampire who sleeps. Edward and I tucked her into her bed, and truned out the light. We walked into the living room.
"Edward?" I asked as I was sitting.
"Yes" Edward sat beside me.
"Where are the others?"
"They each got their own house. Except Alice and Jasper, I told them they could stay with us. There out hunting right now. Is that ok?"
"That's fine." I a dit leaning to Kiss him. We were interuped par a knock at the door. I got up to answer the door. Edward grabed my hand...

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A new chapter 10

posted by jamiesue00

I never left our house; I never left my lit for too long. Alice and Rose would come par and try to get me out of lit but, it never worked. I would end up screaming at them and throwing what was closest to me at the mur suivant to them. I knew I should feel bad for being so mean to them, but I couldn’t really feel anything. Everyone was trying to push me to get on with my life. Mom, Rose and Alice would come par everyday and try different methods to get me out of bed. Sometimes they would sit and not say anything. Other times they would get angry and try to force me to get out of bed. It just...