la saga Twilight Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 1

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posted by lollipopszx3

Disclaimer ;; I got this idea from Stephaniiie's-Number-1-Fan. :D
Introduction!

Me :: Hello everybody!

Marcus :: Why are we here?

Me :: Well... I kidnapped you...

Marcus :: Why?

Me :: Becuase... *falls to ground in pain*

Alec :: Jane... stop torturing the girl.

Jane :: The HUMAN girl. Why do we need an explaination?? I need a snack.

Me :: AHHH!!!

Alec :: *numbing Jane*

Me :: Thank toi Alec.

Alec :: *nods*

Me :: Now... let's be mates.

Gianna :: *slaps me upside the head*

Me :: Ow... Why did I bring toi anyways??

Gianna :: Becuase I rock.

Everyone :: *rolls eyes*

Me :: Shut up everyone!

Aro :: Young girl... please come here.

Me :: *walks over*

Aro :: *touch hand* Ew. Ew. Ew. I didn't need those thoughts!

Me :: I didn't think anything that toi wouldn't do to Sulpicia.

*silence*

Gianna :: Oh... I get it now... ew.

Me :: suivant time I'll leave toi with the wives.

Caius :: WHAT?? toi left the wives alone??

Me :: Would toi rather they come here...

Caius :: Never mind then.

Heidi :: I have a question. We're vampires... super speed... super beauty... and super-strength.

Me :: What was the question?

Heidi :: .... We're vampires?

Me :: Oh... you're saying toi want to break out! Smart...

Heidi :: Yes. I know I am.

Me :: But I'm even smarter! *takes out lighter*

Felix :: Don't do anything you're going to regret.

Me :: Yes. I am going to regret letting toi guys go free after all that planning.

Felix :: What planning? All toi did was start the story with capturing us.

Me :: Shut up. *brings lighter closer*

Felix :: Okay shutting up. *hides behind Demetri*

Demetri :: toi know you'll really regret burning Alec...

Me :: No one a dit I was going to burn Alec. I was going to keep him.

Demetri :: Alec... Alec numb her... NOW!

Alec :: *trying to numb* It's not working!

Me :: Remember... I thought of everything... it's my story. I have Bella in that cage. *points behind me*

Bella :: Let me go! *struggling* toi Volturi guys have it easy. The fireplace is right there!

Me :: *smiles*

Jane :: toi are one mean girl.

Me :: So are you.

Jane :: Touche. Hey. If toi let me out I'll teach toi how to be extra mean.

Me :: Nice deal but I wasn't born yesterday. And remember... my story.

Jane :: toi suck.

Me :: *smiles*

Aro :: Okay... now what?

Me :: Well your going to turn me into a vampire and Alec is going to be mates with me.

Alec :: What?? No way.

Jane :: Do toi want to escape ou not?

Alec :: Fine...

Aro :: Okay. Come here. Let me bite.

Me :: What really? I didn't think toi were going to give in... Wait let me re-write that.

Aro :: No. I am not going to bite an innocent human.

Jane :: Wait? Aro would never say that. At least make it sound true!

Me :: toi do NOT want to make me click this.

Aro :: *stretches hand and touches mine* What?? toi don't know how to start the fire? Well let's go.

Me :: *gets firing torch* Ha. Try escaping now... where's Gianna?

Heidi :: Oh she left. Here's a note.

To crazy kidnapper,

toi a dit toi were smart. But ha! I'm not a vampire. toi forgot that didn't you. Well toi can keep the other Volturi. But keep your hand OFF of Alec. toi are not worthy enough for him. And yes I do rock. Tell Aro I'm getting help.

xoxo
Gianna.

Me :: Damn. She fooled me in my own story. Oh well. Emmett's out patrolling now. He'll get her right??

Bella :: *nods* Well toi a volé, étole his games so I guess so.

Me :: *smiles* Good. *laughs evilly* See? I belong with the Volturi! I even got the evil laugh down!

Jane :: Yeah... your laughs getting there. But did toi ever hear a Volturi laugh?

Me :: Well... they are now. *points torch*

Volturi :: *fake evil laugh*

Me :: *joining in* And yes. Don't toi people worry. I will become a Volturi soon enough.

wanderingk, JoseVanders and 1 other like this

bellamay this is fucking funny

ashesandwine LOL.... This may not be the best I ever read, but damn.... It made me laugh:P LOL... Ohhhh Dad is coming to see what is so funny:P LOL....jk! But I do think it's pretty cool:D Ahaha...still laughting! OMG, I haven't laugh like this in a while:D

Hunter157 hahahaha man is tis funny i havent heard a story tis funny in a long time besides Maximum Ride hahahahaha Peace out!!!

lollipopszx3 lol thanksyou :D

wanderingk HAHA LOVE THIS!!!!

twilight_james love it!

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Sunrise Part 42

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Rosalie-

NOT AGAIN, EDWARD!!!!!!! I thought as loudly as I could. For a vampire with supposedly advanced thinking skills, he sure seemed mentally challenged.

Word of advice: toi do NOT dye my hair purple. ESPECIALLY after I recently ALMSOT forgave toi for dying it green.

So I Lost it and started the chase. Alice followed us, on my side, which immediately made me feel better about the perceived odds of actually catching him. Way better.

-Emmett-

I try refraining from involving myself in the epic struggle between Rose and Ed. Heck, who am I kidding, I all but cheer them on. It's just way too funny...

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Mark Sepia, Intro and Chapter 1

posted by renesmeblack

Intro

Mark Sepia isn't your typical loud-rock-at-night-catching-z's-at-noon teen. He lives in the small town of Forks, Washington. And he has a crush on a girl who goes out with a tall, muscular, and older boy, who happens to be a part of the Quileute tribe. But that's not what makes him different. What makes him different is the powers he recieved three hundred years il y a on his sixteenth birthday. When an experiment of powers went wrong, he was forced to be seventeen forever. Now he must try to win the cœur, coeur of the beautiful half-vampire of his same age, who goes par the name of Renesmee.

1....

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Esme Cullen Story Chapter 5

posted by Edward_Bella234

Sorry this took so long to do. i have had my exams. I am very happy with the results so far. I decided to finally sit down and write do here si Chapter 5
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“What do toi think mother?” I asked her. Her opinion was very important to me.
    “Well, I think he is a very nice man, Esme. I think he could be perfect for you.”
    Perfect for me. How would she know who is perfect for me? “I don’t know mother. I don’t even really know him…”
    “You...

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Why Me? Chapter 2

posted by Bella_Cullen902

Bella's P.O.V.

It was like i could not breathe. Like i was just hit in the chest. I started hearing humming noices.

Then i was aware of cold hands touching my wrist for a pulse. Then finally when i could hear who's voices their were in the room, I remembered all about the phone call when i was in my room with Edward....

I was ready to open my eyes...but it was easier a dit than done. My head hurt and when i had the strengh to open my eyes, i saw Edward looking at me.

Edward and i were the only people in the room. As i blinked I was asked, "Who was that on the phone? I thought it might have been...

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Starstruck Chapter 5 (Rose P.O.V)

posted by thecullensftw_x

As I sat with Carlisle, Esme, Emmett, Jasper and Alice, watching CNN, a story caught my attention. I looked back to the télévision from where I had been staring into space, and listened to the report. There were hundreds of poor, bruised women running hurriedly and aimlessly down the streets, having just escaped from their violent partners. All of the defenseless women were wearing tear-streaked faces and extremely sullen expressions as they ran, screaming and shouting. I felt a sudden wave of empathy for them. Over a hundred years ago, in my human life, I was one of them. Maybe I had more...

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Leah Clearwater......

posted by Hellohoudini

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Exciting news, lovely Twilighters. We have just gotten word straight from Summit Entertainment that they are holding an online open casting call for two of the roles in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. So, if toi match the descriptions below and think you’re right for the part of Seth ou Leah Clearwater, then toi may be in luck:

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(Male - Age 15) is a Quileute Indian and the youngest member of the La Push loup Pack.
Leah Clearwater...

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How To Dress Like Edward Cullen

posted by Isabellaashley

DRESSING EDWARD

In order to dress Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) in a manner befitting the teen idol that auteur Stephenie Meyer envisioned, Chuck says she turned to the royals of the early 19th century: ''His name personifies his look, which to me was English Edwardian. He's the embodiment of an Edwardian gentleman — very proper, has manners, and is very charming.'' The vampire's clothes weren't all inspired par history, though. As Chuck points out, ''He wears a pair of shoes that are lace-up and of the early 1900s, but then he also wears plus current sporty clothes.''

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Sunrise Part 25

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Jacob-

I wasn't sure she'd make it 10 feet before she fell asleep, and I was right. I caught her before she hit the ground, and carried her towards the Cullen's house.

Edward most likely would want proof I'd brought her back. The fact that she was practically catatonic right now was not helping; he'd probably bite my head off (I'm not sure if that's a metaphor ou not) the seconde before he realised I was not carrying her corpse.

I was met par Bella almost as soon as I'd caught Renesmee.

She wordlessly took Renesmee from my arms, and we walked to my and Renesmee's house.

Bella walked up the stairs....

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The fantaisie doesn't end, but danger awaits........... part 11

posted by patrisha727

I cant' write tommorow, because of finals, but I'll write on Friday. :)

Bella's POV

Once we got back to the cottage, Renesmee was already sleeping so Edward and I had to be quiet.
" So, what did Jacob say?" Edward whispered.
" Honestly I didn't really understan what he was talking about. He a dit something about a new army of a type of mystical creature we have never delt with before. They're not vampires, warewolves, shapeshifters, and not even hybrids like Renesmee and Nahuel!"
Edward looked terrified. " So what now?" he asked.

" I don't know." I told him. "I saw footprints going South, but they...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 22

posted by sasie_katje88

Bella's pov

4 Months has passed again and I’m feeling really great. Edward and me went back to Darmouth to finish my last an of evening courses. It felt so good to be just a vampire now instead of a vampire and a witch.
Nobody has been chasing me ou even wanted to kill me. I just hope it will stay that way because like Edward always a dit ‘Bella, toi are a danger magnet’.
Edward never left my side, not a single time. I always laughed when were at school and I had to go the ladies room, he always went with me and waited outside the door. I never mind that he went everywhere with me, it made...

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Emmett Story Part 26

posted by just_bella

WHOOOOO this one was FUN to write...hope people are happy...I tried to make it happier again :)

Recap Part 25

I could see my brothers Phillip, Michael and John, they were all moving foins, hay from one building to another. I saw my sister Patricia and Carol come out of the house, wringing their hands in their aprons.

I smiled at them all, I didn't realize how much I missed them until I saw their faces. I felt myself starting to stand when I felt two strong hands come down on my shoulders and push me back down.

"Emmett, please remember. They don't know toi anymore, toi aren't the same person. We can...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 19

posted by sasie_katje88

it's the last one today :D don't know if I'm going to put one up tomorrow because I have to work again from 10 am till 10 pm. So it's pretty long hours but I'll try otherwise it will be definitely Saturday ^_^

Bella's pov

I opened my eyes again and noticed I fell asleep again. I still felt Edward’s arms around me and I took a deep breath.
“Hey sleepy head” he a dit with a little joy in his voice now.
“How long did I sleep this time” I asked him curious
“Just an hour” he answered back and he got up from the table.
“Where are toi going” I asked him while I got up too”
“Going to...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 13

posted by sasie_katje88

Are toi still up to it :D to read plus :D ^_^

Bella's pov

I woke up. The sun was shining very bright into my eyes and my body was sparkling. I got up and noticed I was laying in a garden but I know this garden, I know this place. This is Isle Esme, this is my vacation home. The forest is gone and everyone else too, did Edward save me.
I started walking inside of the house.
“Edward” I yelled gently “Edward, are toi here”
I jumped because it wasn’t Edward I saw, it was Franco. I started running back outside to the car that was still parked at the front door. But something made me fell on...

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eternal night part 14

posted by _madz_

here is the long awaited 14 enstallment of my story!
okay, i know a few of toi have been asking about it and this is (unfourtunatly) not the bit with the conversation between Edward and Bella yet.
hopefully thats the suivant one :)

I tried to go back to what I had been thinking about before, but I found myself caught up in the little changes of expression on her face. Again, I wanted to know what she was thinking, but I was used to that. I had always wanted to know what she was thinking.
But did I still? A thought hit me with the power of one of Emmett’s punches, making me breathe out in a sudden...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 1

posted by sasie_katje88

I'm back with the new story line, hope toi like it

Bella's Pov

Introduction

4 years have past since I found out that I was a half witch, half vampire. That an was so busy and hectic. Me giving birth to Mason, the volturi montrer up to kill him, seeing Daniel and Leann again, than those strong witches who came after me and then the worsted thing of that an were the vampire hunters.
I still having a hard time remembering what happened to those hunters, I know I killed some hunters but still my memory is blank on some points.
The best thing that happened that an was Edward and me going to Isle...

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Emmett Story Part 16

posted by just_bella

I swore that I wasn't going to write this story for a few days, but it's like an addiction. I l’amour écriture all of my stories, but this one is SO much fun!! Enjoy!!
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Refresher-

"Emmett, you're alright. Nothing will hurt toi anymore." The doctor a dit as he touched my hand.

I had so many questions I wanted to ask. I tried to hold my mouth shut, but once again my mouth opened. I squeezed my eyes shut and braced myself for the screaming.

Nothing happened, I wasn't screaming. I opened my eyes quickly and looked around at everyone, the suprise obviously...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 46

posted by sasie_katje88

hey i'm back, lucky my writers block is gone now. i had a hole jour to think what i was going to write, so i hope toi still like it. It's a long one because i'm trying to end it at article 50 so i can jump ahead in time and start with a new kind of titre part 1.

Bella's pov

A new jour started after me and Edward saw the sunrise. We were running back to our home, when Edward stopped in the middle of the forest.
“What is it” I a dit concerned
“Jake is heading our way, we should wait here” he a dit back to me
“Why is Jake looking for us” I asked him curious
“Alice want us to get Mason, he’s...

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New Moon Parody.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Edward: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Bella: Screw my birthday, I don’t wanna grow up!

Edward: You’re like Peter Pan, except you’re a girl!

Bella: About that…

Edward: What?

Bella: Nothing.

Edward: Let’s go to my place.

Bella: Giving in? The perfect present…

Edward: Hell no! toi think I’m weak?! WELL I’LL montrer toi WEAK! –Bends down to Bella’s neck-

Bella: Edward, wait for Victoria to kill me. She has plus practice.

Edward: Let’s go inside!

Alice: Surprise! Big huge party to be celebrated par only 8 people! WOO!

Bella: I totally didn’t see this coming…

Esme: I baked toi this wonderful cake!...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 11

posted by sasie_katje88

it's not a really big one, but i guess you'll all been waiting for this one :D Enjoy and again sorry for mistakes :-)

Bella's pov

The days past par very slowly, the only thing I was aloud to do was, eat, sleep and rest. I just hate staying in lit all the time but Edward and the other family members kept a close eye one me, not because I was dangerous but because of the size of my stomach. I was about 3 weeks and I looked like someone who was 8 ou 9 months pregnant.
When I ate I still had these outburst, so I only ate once a day. But I didn’t care about that because the baby was big already and...

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Lizzie's Story, Chapter Three

posted by foreveryours

Chapter 3:

I paused in a small bakery and stomped my feet in an attempt to stimulate the circulation of blood through to my La Reine des Neiges toes. I headed toward the counter and ordered a French baguette, which I always did before going over to Martin’s for dîner because his mother loved them so much. As I waited for the overly tanned baker to finish wrapping up my baguette, I stared out of the window. February in Seattle was one of the dreariest months of the year, especially when it was raining. As if the heavens were listening to my thoughts, a few drops clattered onto the sidewalk. Wonderful....