Nothing phases Emmett Cullen. I'm big, strong and fierce. I take what life throws at me and make the best of it. I'm a vampire, and I'm loving it. Right?
Well, at least I was until last night. I had everything. A great family, a wonderful house, a stunningly beautiful soulmate, absolutely everything. There were mountain lions, and sometimes even irritable grizzlies. We had arm wrestles outside and broke the rocks, and could run through the forest for days straight. Everything was perfect. However, that was when I had my amazing wife on my arm. Now, she's gone and I'm completely lost.
Nothing phases Emmett Cullen, except losing the core of his existence.
I'm putting on a Rebelle face, but at the moment things are really strange. We've found plus scents and trails all over the place. Renesmee has been hanging around with Tauri all the time, and even invited her to a party we were supposed to be having. Jake proposed to her and she agreed, and then my gorgeous Rosalie left me. It's been a very difficult few weeks.
I think Jazz is finding it hard, too. Our anxious moods must really be hitting him hard. It's not fair on him to have to feel the weight of all of our feelings at once, but hey, what can I do about it?
I don't feel like doing anything now. Everyone is upset about Rose's departure, but its obviously me who's feeling it the most. I loved her with all my heart, and now half of me is missing with her. I've been hunting, running, tracking; I've tried everything I can to get away from it all, but it just doesn't work. Especially not with the new infomation Edward has declared. The Volturi are back, and planning a 'surprise' visit...
Well, at least I was until last night. I had everything. A great family, a wonderful house, a stunningly beautiful soulmate, absolutely everything. There were mountain lions, and sometimes even irritable grizzlies. We had arm wrestles outside and broke the rocks, and could run through the forest for days straight. Everything was perfect. However, that was when I had my amazing wife on my arm. Now, she's gone and I'm completely lost.
Nothing phases Emmett Cullen, except losing the core of his existence.
I'm putting on a Rebelle face, but at the moment things are really strange. We've found plus scents and trails all over the place. Renesmee has been hanging around with Tauri all the time, and even invited her to a party we were supposed to be having. Jake proposed to her and she agreed, and then my gorgeous Rosalie left me. It's been a very difficult few weeks.
I think Jazz is finding it hard, too. Our anxious moods must really be hitting him hard. It's not fair on him to have to feel the weight of all of our feelings at once, but hey, what can I do about it?
I don't feel like doing anything now. Everyone is upset about Rose's departure, but its obviously me who's feeling it the most. I loved her with all my heart, and now half of me is missing with her. I've been hunting, running, tracking; I've tried everything I can to get away from it all, but it just doesn't work. Especially not with the new infomation Edward has declared. The Volturi are back, and planning a 'surprise' visit...
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming toi have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the traverser, croix and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming toi have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the traverser, croix and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.