Edward and Carlisle in a hospital approx. 107 years ago. Edward dying in the bed. Carlisle walks over.
Carlisle: toi ready?
Edward: For what?
Carlisle takes his wrist and bites him
Carlisle: For the wicked awesome parody!!
Edward yelps and pulls away
Edward: What the fuck! I thought toi were a doctor!!
Carlisle frowns and bites him on the neck, Edward starts flinching in pain, and the screen goes blank. Twilight is born flashes across the screen followed par three days later. Edward waking up confused remembers being bitten and sees Carlisle standing over him, Edward frowns gets up, and hits Carlisle across the face
Edward: That’s for biting me, Old men shouldn’t touch your children, especially boys, It looks wrong!!
Carlisle: I just saved toi from death!!
Edward: toi bit me!! Do toi know how hard that is to cover up?
Carlisle: are toi an idiot!?!?! I just saved your life!
Edward: Wait, toi saved my life….Awkward
Carlisle: You’re a vampire; toi should be thankful, great way to get the ladies
Edward: Awesome! (Runs away yelling) Yay, I’m immortal!!
Edward and Carlisle in a hospital approx. 107 years ago. Edward dying in the bed. Carlisle walks over.
Carlisle: toi ready?
Edward: For what?
Carlisle takes his wrist and bites him
Carlisle: For the wicked awesome parody!!
Edward yelps and pulls away
Edward: What the fuck! I thought toi were a doctor!!
Carlisle frowns and bites him on the neck, Edward starts flinching in pain, and the screen goes blank. Twilight is born flashes across the screen followed par three days later. Edward waking up confused remembers being bitten and sees Carlisle standing over him, Edward frowns gets up, and hits Carlisle across the face
Edward: That’s for biting me, Old men shouldn’t touch your children, especially boys, It looks wrong!!
Carlisle: I just saved toi from death!!
Edward: toi bit me!! Do toi know how hard that is to cover up?
Carlisle: are toi an idiot!?!?! I just saved your life!
Edward: Wait, toi saved my life….Awkward
Carlisle: You’re a vampire; toi should be thankful, great way to get the ladies
Edward: Awesome! (Runs away yelling) Yay, I’m immortal!!
Bella: about 3 things I was positive, First Edward was a vampire *drool* seconde um he’s a hot vampire! And third I am in l’amour with him oh and (whispers) he wants my blood, so worth it though, he hot!!
Bella arriving in Forks meeting Charlie
Bella: Wow, I can totally see why my mother left you, I mean god, and seriously toi let yourself go
Charlie: Okay I l’amour toi too, let’s go I guess
Both get into the car
Bella: so this is my room
Charlie: Yeah, this is your room, kind of obvious since it’s been yours since toi were little.
Bella: Gosh trying to make conversation here dad,
Charlie: Well I have to go, kitchens downstairs you’ll be making dinner, got to earn your keep, Bathrooms to the right…
Bella’s jaw drops open: Wait, what only one bathroom!?!?! We can’t share, I’m a girl!!
Charlie: and I own this house, I only have and need one bathroom, you’ll live through this (Charlie’s voice slowly rising)
Bella: *gasps* Mom let me have my own bathroom!!
Charlie: Do I look like your mother?
Bella: Well toi do have boobs---
Charlie: Okay, I have to go! (Walks out of the room quickly and slams the door behind him)
Bella in her room later unpacking, picks up her laptop, and signs into her email.
Bella lire her email out loud: Dear Bella, its mom—wow mom couldn’t have figured that out—why haven’t toi emailed me!?!?! I’m worried; I can’t do anything before I hear from you, anyways I have to go--- but toi just a dit that toi couldn’t do anything without hearing from me, whatever--- Phil just go home, wicked smiley face going to go have fun—wow that’s disgusting!---Please email me soon, l’amour mom
Bella starts écriture back to her mother
Bella: Dear mom, it’s raining, I’m good, got to good, l’amour Bella
Bella turns off her laptop and goes to lit muttering it’s so green
Bella sees her new car, which is actually a very old truck, and Jacob walks out.
Bella: wow…
Charlie: Don’t toi l’amour it! I thought it was perfect!
Bella: (Mumbles) thanks dad
Charlie: what do toi think? Perfect eh? (Smiling)
Bella: (sounding sarcastic) OMG! I am going to be the envy of my class with this
Jacob: I rebuilt the engine myself
Bella: Wow, um how’s’ the gas mileage?
Jacob; haven’t thought of it, want to go for a ride?
Bella: Sure, I’ll drive though (slips in front to go for the driver’s seat)
Jacob: What makes toi think I’m not old enough to drive?
Bella: The lights on your shoes
Jacob: What they’re cool it shows when I’m walking (smiles)
Bella climbs into the vehicle; Jacob gets in on the other side, but not before Bella hits him with the truck door
Bella: God, smells like bière and cigarettes in here, what did toi do in here?
Jacob: Excuse me? And I thought toi were polite
Bella: sorry, its just wow… Gross
Jacob: This was Billy’s car par the way, not mine, complain to him
Bella: He looks like he could kill me, no thank you! (Crosses arms over chest)
Jacob: And I don’t? (Grins montrer all teeth)
Bella: when toi do that toi look like a pedophile. Please stop
Jacob: (snickers and whispers) I have chiots in my car and if toi don’t like chiots I have Candy in my car
Bella: My car, my rules, gets out (Pushes Jacob)
Jacob: No one lets me have any fun, (mumbles as he is getting out of the truck)
Bella: will I see toi at school tomorrow?
Jacob: NO
Bella: OH, toi skip? Rebel without a cause (smiles)
Jacob: No, I go to school on the res.
Bella: Oh, okay see toi when I see toi then (walks into the house)
Bella walk s out of a classroom and Mike follows her and starts up a conversation
Mike: Hey, um what’s up? (Drapes arm over Bella shoulder)
Bella: what are toi doing?!?!?
Mike: Making sure everyone knows
Bella: Knows what?
Both walk into the cafeteria.
Mike: That your mine
Bella: GROSS (gets away and sits par 2 girls)
Bella: Hi, I’m Bella and toi are?
Angela: I’m Angela, and this is Jessica, we know all about toi want to sit with us, cause that would be nice, and I think that we will make really good Friends and
Jessica: Sorry for Angela when she gets nervous she talks and can’t shut up (giggles and Angela glares)
Bella suddenly stares up hearing music: Who are they?!?!(Staring at the Cullen’s walking in)
Jessica: That’s the Cullen’s
Angela: The big one is Emmett and the blonde one is Rosalie (said as Emmet and Rosalie come and sit down)
Jessica: the gorgeous one---
Angela: who looks in pain---
Jessica: Is Jasper, and the cat on his side is Alice, so ADORABLE!!(Said as Alice and jasper walk in)
Angela: and that gros morceau, hunk is Edward (Said as Edward walks in)
Bella: Do toi hear musique it started when the Cullen’s came in
Jessica: Maybe they are so cool they get their own theme music
Angela: No, sorry (pulls out cell phone) that’s my ring tone, got to take this (walks away)
Jessica (mumbling): Liked my idea better
Cafeteria the suivant day, toi see The Cullen’s walking in jasper in pain, Alice grabbing onto him, followed par Emmet and Rosalie. Rosalie glares at Bella flips her hair and walks and trips.
Rosalie: Damn it, not again!!
Emmett: Calm down, Rose, it’s not the end of the world!
Rosalie: Damn Heels (takes off heels and throws them)
Emmett runs and grabs them helps Rosalie up and walks to the table, Alice snickers and Rosalie glares at her.
Edward randomly comes up to Bella and pushes her
Bella: what the hell was that for?
Edward: Um the car (looks around to try to point to the car that he thought was going to hit her) DAMN IT ALICE!!
Alice Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett all giggling
Edward: toi a dit it was going to hit her, toi little midget! Damn it Alice seriously!!
Edward walks away from Bella’s side, and a car hits her
Edward: ALICE!
Alice: I didn’t say which car was going to hit her…
Edward runs over to help Bella
Bella and Edward walking in the hallway
Edward: so what made toi come to Forks?
Bella: well my mother married Phil
Edward: Sure toi can’t go somewhere else?
Bella: and she was sad staying with me-
Edward: I know this great island no one would look for toi there
Bella: So I came to live with my dad
Edward: No one could hear toi scream (sounding like he is thinking of something)
Bella: It’s weird with my father though.
Edward: toi aren’t paying attention are you?
Bella: We only have one bathroom which sucks since-
Edward: I want to kill toi and drink all of your blood
Bella:-I’m a girl
Edward: I never noticed that
Bella: Whoa, totally not paying attention what did toi say?
Edward: I a dit that’s interesting.
Mike with Bella in the cafeteria
Mike: salut Bella
Bella: salut Mike
Mike: Bella wanna come to La Push plage with me and some Friends this weekend?
Bella: Sorry can’t leave the continental U.S
Mike: What?
Bella: Can’t go to France (sounding impatient)
Mike: I mean La Push, the reservation
Bella: Oh Um, sure
Mike: and Cullen can’t come
Bella: Why?
Mike: They have a thing against the Cullen’s, smartest thing they’ve ever said
Bella walking up to Edward later.
Bella: Hey, wanna come to La Push with me this weekend?
Edward: The reservation?
Bella: God, does everyone know that but me?
Edward raises an eyebrow at Bella.
Bella whispering: I thought it was France.
Edward: I really can’t sorry; we have a thing against La Push people.
Bella: We?
Cullen’s turn up (Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper)
Alice: yes we(smiles)
Bella: Hi, I don’t think we’ve met before
Rosalie mumbling: Smells like wet dog at La Push *giggle* wonder why-
Emmett elbows Rosalie
Edward steps in front of the other Cullen’s
Edward: Bella obviously I’m the best thing out of that gene pool, so lets go.
All of the other Cullen’s jaws drop.
Edward: They aren’t important
Edward wraps his arm around Bella and pulls her away:
Bella laughing: I know what toi are
Edward: Say it.
Bella giggles: Superhero
Edward: Excuse me?
Bella: Sorry, vampire.
Edward: First thing toi got right in a while.
Bella: So how old are you? 17? Sexy.
Edward: But I’m only 16
Bella: Shut up, it’s better for the storyline if your 17
Bella: So how long have toi been 17?
Edward: *cough 16 *cough over a hundred years
Bella backing away slowly: Wow, total pedophile.
Edward: Hey, toi shouldn’t judge people, I know what toi do alone at night- cause I watch you
Bella: wait, toi watch me
Edward: Umm, yeah about that, why are toi screaming my name at night? Seriously, I’m not a one ladies man, I’m a ladies and mans man
Bella: What?
Edward: salut don’t want anyone to be lonely-Excuse Me.
Bella Smiles
Edward: But now toi should know why we are dangerous
Edward walks into the sunlight.
Edward: are toi scared?
Bella: No, not really why toi sparkle toi think that’s scary?
Edward rips open his shirt
Edward: this is what we look like in the sunlight! I am an ugly creature! Look upon evil
Bella laughs as she sees Edward glittering
Bella: Damn it Edward, that’s the last chemise I am going to buy toi if toi keep ripping it up like that.
Edward appears at Bella’s house.
Edward: salut Bella
Edward sees Bella sleeping
Edward: Bella GET UP BELLA!!(Banging pots and pans)
Bella: What the…?
Edward: BELLA!
Bella: WHAT
Bella sits up furious
Edward: Want to come to my home?
Bella throws a oreiller at him
Bella: Go BACK TO BED
Edward: Ouch, I’m hurt toi know I can’t sleep and anyways I’m not leaving until I get an answer…
Bella: Fine! Now GET OUT! Charlie might hear you!
Edward taps his head: This will tell toi if he hears us, anyways he has iron ears
Bella confused: Your forehead?
Edward: What no, I can read minds
Bella: Since WHEN?!?!
Edward: Bella I thought toi knew this, some vampire have special abilities-
Bella: NO WAY!
Edward: Yes, in my family. Jasper, Alice, and I have powers. Jasper messes up your emotions, Alice sees the future, and I read minds
Bella: whoa
Edward: Do I need to montrer toi with pictures?
Edward bringing Bella into his house, sees Emmett and Rosalie talking pulls Bella back and Shh’s her, they look in and hear Rosalie’s and Emmett’s conversation.
Emmet munching on gummy bear: yum I l’amour irritable grizzly bears” smiles
Rosalie: umm Emmet toi do realize they aren’t grizzly bears right?
Emmet: yeah, but they are bears (said in a obvious sounding voice)
Rosalie: they aren’t even irritable, they are smiling and bright colours, and HOW ARE toi EATING THEM? YOU’RE A VAMPIRE!
Emmet: yeah, I know, but I l’amour catching them they are so hard to find
Rosalie: Emmet toi just go to the store and buy them duh!!
Emmet: I don’t say out loud things toi don’t want to hear so why do toi say things that hurt so much
Rosalie: Pfft
Emmet: AT LEAST I DON”T HAVE TO DYE MY HAIR BLONDE!!! Oh, was that a secret
Rosalie gets up and walks away pissed, sees Edward, and Bella Giggling their asses off, she glares at them both before walking away
Esme walking in: Hello Bella, come and meet the family
Esme pulls Bella into the kitchen
Esme: This is my husband Carlisle
Carlisle: Hello Bella, nice to meet you, Edward has told us so much about you
Bella: I hope not any bad things.
Esme: This is Emmett (Points to Emmett)
Emmett: salut Bella, Um Sorry about Rosalie
Bella: It’s no problem
Esme: And this is Alice and Jasper
Alice: Hello Bella, Oh Wait, (sounding angry) Edward now can I talk to her?
Edward: Yes
Alice: Oh Bella, I know we are going to be Great Friends don’t worry about Rosalie she’ll come around
Esme: Alice! And this is Jasper
Jasper: Pleasure to meet toi Bella
Carlisle: So Bella, care to play baseball with my family?
Bella: SO Edward, when are we playing baseball?
Edward: We have to wait for the storm
Bella: Storm?
Edward: You’ll see why we need the storm later.
Later in the Cullen’s living room, toi see them all warming up and getting ready to play
Bella: Are we going?
Carlisle: Bella, we play right here?
Bella: Um then why do we need the storm?
Alice: Emmett likes his vocabulary of curse words.
They turn on the T.V. and start to play Wii Baseball.
Esme: Bella, toi can be Ref.
Bella: How do toi cheat with Wii Baseball?
Esme: They do watch
They start playing the game, toi hear Emmett yelling, Emmett’s on the canapé climbing
Rosalie: That’s my monkey man
toi hear a knock on the door. Carlisle goes and gets it.
Carlisle: Hello
Laurent: Hello, we are looking for a place to stay
Carlisle: Of course, come inside
Laurent: This is Victoria (Pointing to Victoria) and James? Where did he go?
Victoria: Damn it, I know I should have put a cloche, bell on that boy.
James: IN HERE!
They all turn around to see James in the living Room
James Sniffing Bella: Smells Delicious
Edward: Bella and I were just leaving
Edward pulls Bella out of the house, and throws her into his car.
Bella and Edward in the car.
Edward: Bella… Damn you! I knew toi éperlan to good, Screw it, I’m eating you.
Bella: What?
Edward: Joking! But seriously Alice is taking toi away.
Bella: Alright, god lion and agneau much, and so the lion fell in l’amour with the lamb
Edward: Wait, I want to be the cute little lamb, why do I have to be the lion?
Bella: Because you’re the vampire…
Edward: So you’re a man eater, and I don’t bring that up every five minutes GOD! Now go to Alice, and Jasper.
Bella: Sorry I’m going
Bella gets out of the car and goes off with Alice and Jasper.
Alice, Jasper and Bella in a hotel room
Alice: So Bella…
Bella: So Alice, what’s up?
Alice: I got to ask toi to leave, Jasper and I agreed that toi got to go
Bella: Where?
Alice: Come On, just go to James, I dare you
Bella: Ah
Alice: Double dog dare
Jasper: Triple Dog Dare
Bella: Damn now I have to do it
Bella walks out and slams the door
Bella goes to the Ballet Studio
James: Wow, my snacks here (claps hands)
Bella: So how are we going to do this?
James: Well I’m going to video tape this and then give it to Edward and Um.. OMG do toi think I can post this on YouTube
Bella: No I think toi should choose Americas funniest accueil videos, wait is that montrer still on the air?
James: Um I don’t know, I thought the guy died!!
Bella: So
James: Yup, I’m going to kill you
The Cullen’s burst in, after James pushes Bella to the floor. The Cullen’s walk closer to James and Bella, and James bites Bella. Bella Screaming on the floor
Edward: Bella SHUT UP! I’m trying to deal with James
James and the Cullen’s start fighting. They kick his cul, ass and the scene fades.
Bella in the hospital with Edward par her side
Bella: Edward do toi l’amour me?
Edward: whoa, um about that, while toi were unconscious I kind of hit it off with Jacob, nothing against toi but, he keeps totally being an cul, ass to me, and it totally turns me on, do toi think if I asked him to go out with me he would say yes?
Bella: Ummm, he’s a dog, do toi realize that, He isn’t really into the whole umm
Edward: what the gay thing Bella: WHAT!! No I meant the vampire thing, undead thing, kind of a turnoff for him since he hates your guts...
Edward: Aw man
Bella: And Edward wtf? Why are toi wearing a Team Jacob button? I thought…
Edward: It’s so cool! l’amour it, with the cool scratch marks and…
Bella: Earth To Edward!!
The Prom scence, toi see all the Cullen’s, and Angela, Jessica Mike, etc
Bella: Why did toi bring me here?
Edward: Your dad paid me twenty bucks
Bella: damn him! He knows I can’t dance
Edward pulling out video camera: That’s why he asked me to tape it
Bella’s jaw drops
Bella: I thought it was plus expensive to bribe you
Edward: Oh yeah I also get this camera, and he paid for this outfit
Bella mumbling: Didn’t pay for mine
Bella: Did he do anything else for you?
Edward: He got rid of my criminal record
Bella: What?
Edward: Just kidding.
Bella and Edward enter a secluded area; Jacob finds them and pulls Bella to the side.
Jacob: Bella, what are toi doing with him (moves head in the direction of Edward)
Bella: He’s my date
Jacob: My dad paid me 20 bucks to tell toi to stay away from the Cullen’s
Bella: Why is everyone being paid money for stuff involving me!
Jacob: Um yeah, so don’t be with Edward
Bella: Um
Edward: Edward is right here!
Jacob: It just got cold in here!
Edward: I’ve been standing here the whole time! The temperature can’t just drop
Jacob stamps his feet and walks off pissed.
Edward sarcastically: Yay, now we’re alone
Bella walks over to Edward
Edward: Whoa, um yeah I have a thing for Jacob sorry
Bella: Damn YOU!!
See Victoria walking down stairs angry undoing her hair and falling.
Cut to end credits and at the end toi see one plus scene. Edward is holding up the Twilight DVD case, and runs over to bella after putting it down.
Edward: I just saw the cover for the movie, and why the hell are toi on the front toi don’t even have any cool powers
Bella: well, I’m your l’amour interest
Edward: Really?!?! I thought you’d be hotter
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Carlisle: toi ready?
Edward: For what?
Carlisle takes his wrist and bites him
Carlisle: For the wicked awesome parody!!
Edward yelps and pulls away
Edward: What the fuck! I thought toi were a doctor!!
Carlisle frowns and bites him on the neck, Edward starts flinching in pain, and the screen goes blank. Twilight is born flashes across the screen followed par three days later. Edward waking up confused remembers being bitten and sees Carlisle standing over him, Edward frowns gets up, and hits Carlisle across the face
Edward: That’s for biting me, Old men shouldn’t touch your children, especially boys, It looks wrong!!
Carlisle: I just saved toi from death!!
Edward: toi bit me!! Do toi know how hard that is to cover up?
Carlisle: are toi an idiot!?!?! I just saved your life!
Edward: Wait, toi saved my life….Awkward
Carlisle: You’re a vampire; toi should be thankful, great way to get the ladies
Edward: Awesome! (Runs away yelling) Yay, I’m immortal!!
Edward and Carlisle in a hospital approx. 107 years ago. Edward dying in the bed. Carlisle walks over.
Carlisle: toi ready?
Edward: For what?
Carlisle takes his wrist and bites him
Carlisle: For the wicked awesome parody!!
Edward yelps and pulls away
Edward: What the fuck! I thought toi were a doctor!!
Carlisle frowns and bites him on the neck, Edward starts flinching in pain, and the screen goes blank. Twilight is born flashes across the screen followed par three days later. Edward waking up confused remembers being bitten and sees Carlisle standing over him, Edward frowns gets up, and hits Carlisle across the face
Edward: That’s for biting me, Old men shouldn’t touch your children, especially boys, It looks wrong!!
Carlisle: I just saved toi from death!!
Edward: toi bit me!! Do toi know how hard that is to cover up?
Carlisle: are toi an idiot!?!?! I just saved your life!
Edward: Wait, toi saved my life….Awkward
Carlisle: You’re a vampire; toi should be thankful, great way to get the ladies
Edward: Awesome! (Runs away yelling) Yay, I’m immortal!!
Bella: about 3 things I was positive, First Edward was a vampire *drool* seconde um he’s a hot vampire! And third I am in l’amour with him oh and (whispers) he wants my blood, so worth it though, he hot!!
Bella arriving in Forks meeting Charlie
Bella: Wow, I can totally see why my mother left you, I mean god, and seriously toi let yourself go
Charlie: Okay I l’amour toi too, let’s go I guess
Both get into the car
Bella: so this is my room
Charlie: Yeah, this is your room, kind of obvious since it’s been yours since toi were little.
Bella: Gosh trying to make conversation here dad,
Charlie: Well I have to go, kitchens downstairs you’ll be making dinner, got to earn your keep, Bathrooms to the right…
Bella’s jaw drops open: Wait, what only one bathroom!?!?! We can’t share, I’m a girl!!
Charlie: and I own this house, I only have and need one bathroom, you’ll live through this (Charlie’s voice slowly rising)
Bella: *gasps* Mom let me have my own bathroom!!
Charlie: Do I look like your mother?
Bella: Well toi do have boobs---
Charlie: Okay, I have to go! (Walks out of the room quickly and slams the door behind him)
Bella in her room later unpacking, picks up her laptop, and signs into her email.
Bella lire her email out loud: Dear Bella, its mom—wow mom couldn’t have figured that out—why haven’t toi emailed me!?!?! I’m worried; I can’t do anything before I hear from you, anyways I have to go--- but toi just a dit that toi couldn’t do anything without hearing from me, whatever--- Phil just go home, wicked smiley face going to go have fun—wow that’s disgusting!---Please email me soon, l’amour mom
Bella starts écriture back to her mother
Bella: Dear mom, it’s raining, I’m good, got to good, l’amour Bella
Bella turns off her laptop and goes to lit muttering it’s so green
Bella sees her new car, which is actually a very old truck, and Jacob walks out.
Bella: wow…
Charlie: Don’t toi l’amour it! I thought it was perfect!
Bella: (Mumbles) thanks dad
Charlie: what do toi think? Perfect eh? (Smiling)
Bella: (sounding sarcastic) OMG! I am going to be the envy of my class with this
Jacob: I rebuilt the engine myself
Bella: Wow, um how’s’ the gas mileage?
Jacob; haven’t thought of it, want to go for a ride?
Bella: Sure, I’ll drive though (slips in front to go for the driver’s seat)
Jacob: What makes toi think I’m not old enough to drive?
Bella: The lights on your shoes
Jacob: What they’re cool it shows when I’m walking (smiles)
Bella climbs into the vehicle; Jacob gets in on the other side, but not before Bella hits him with the truck door
Bella: God, smells like bière and cigarettes in here, what did toi do in here?
Jacob: Excuse me? And I thought toi were polite
Bella: sorry, its just wow… Gross
Jacob: This was Billy’s car par the way, not mine, complain to him
Bella: He looks like he could kill me, no thank you! (Crosses arms over chest)
Jacob: And I don’t? (Grins montrer all teeth)
Bella: when toi do that toi look like a pedophile. Please stop
Jacob: (snickers and whispers) I have chiots in my car and if toi don’t like chiots I have Candy in my car
Bella: My car, my rules, gets out (Pushes Jacob)
Jacob: No one lets me have any fun, (mumbles as he is getting out of the truck)
Bella: will I see toi at school tomorrow?
Jacob: NO
Bella: OH, toi skip? Rebel without a cause (smiles)
Jacob: No, I go to school on the res.
Bella: Oh, okay see toi when I see toi then (walks into the house)
Bella walk s out of a classroom and Mike follows her and starts up a conversation
Mike: Hey, um what’s up? (Drapes arm over Bella shoulder)
Bella: what are toi doing?!?!?
Mike: Making sure everyone knows
Bella: Knows what?
Both walk into the cafeteria.
Mike: That your mine
Bella: GROSS (gets away and sits par 2 girls)
Bella: Hi, I’m Bella and toi are?
Angela: I’m Angela, and this is Jessica, we know all about toi want to sit with us, cause that would be nice, and I think that we will make really good Friends and
Jessica: Sorry for Angela when she gets nervous she talks and can’t shut up (giggles and Angela glares)
Bella suddenly stares up hearing music: Who are they?!?!(Staring at the Cullen’s walking in)
Jessica: That’s the Cullen’s
Angela: The big one is Emmett and the blonde one is Rosalie (said as Emmet and Rosalie come and sit down)
Jessica: the gorgeous one---
Angela: who looks in pain---
Jessica: Is Jasper, and the cat on his side is Alice, so ADORABLE!!(Said as Alice and jasper walk in)
Angela: and that gros morceau, hunk is Edward (Said as Edward walks in)
Bella: Do toi hear musique it started when the Cullen’s came in
Jessica: Maybe they are so cool they get their own theme music
Angela: No, sorry (pulls out cell phone) that’s my ring tone, got to take this (walks away)
Jessica (mumbling): Liked my idea better
Cafeteria the suivant day, toi see The Cullen’s walking in jasper in pain, Alice grabbing onto him, followed par Emmet and Rosalie. Rosalie glares at Bella flips her hair and walks and trips.
Rosalie: Damn it, not again!!
Emmett: Calm down, Rose, it’s not the end of the world!
Rosalie: Damn Heels (takes off heels and throws them)
Emmett runs and grabs them helps Rosalie up and walks to the table, Alice snickers and Rosalie glares at her.
Edward randomly comes up to Bella and pushes her
Bella: what the hell was that for?
Edward: Um the car (looks around to try to point to the car that he thought was going to hit her) DAMN IT ALICE!!
Alice Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett all giggling
Edward: toi a dit it was going to hit her, toi little midget! Damn it Alice seriously!!
Edward walks away from Bella’s side, and a car hits her
Edward: ALICE!
Alice: I didn’t say which car was going to hit her…
Edward runs over to help Bella
Bella and Edward walking in the hallway
Edward: so what made toi come to Forks?
Bella: well my mother married Phil
Edward: Sure toi can’t go somewhere else?
Bella: and she was sad staying with me-
Edward: I know this great island no one would look for toi there
Bella: So I came to live with my dad
Edward: No one could hear toi scream (sounding like he is thinking of something)
Bella: It’s weird with my father though.
Edward: toi aren’t paying attention are you?
Bella: We only have one bathroom which sucks since-
Edward: I want to kill toi and drink all of your blood
Bella:-I’m a girl
Edward: I never noticed that
Bella: Whoa, totally not paying attention what did toi say?
Edward: I a dit that’s interesting.
Mike with Bella in the cafeteria
Mike: salut Bella
Bella: salut Mike
Mike: Bella wanna come to La Push plage with me and some Friends this weekend?
Bella: Sorry can’t leave the continental U.S
Mike: What?
Bella: Can’t go to France (sounding impatient)
Mike: I mean La Push, the reservation
Bella: Oh Um, sure
Mike: and Cullen can’t come
Bella: Why?
Mike: They have a thing against the Cullen’s, smartest thing they’ve ever said
Bella walking up to Edward later.
Bella: Hey, wanna come to La Push with me this weekend?
Edward: The reservation?
Bella: God, does everyone know that but me?
Edward raises an eyebrow at Bella.
Bella whispering: I thought it was France.
Edward: I really can’t sorry; we have a thing against La Push people.
Bella: We?
Cullen’s turn up (Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper)
Alice: yes we(smiles)
Bella: Hi, I don’t think we’ve met before
Rosalie mumbling: Smells like wet dog at La Push *giggle* wonder why-
Emmett elbows Rosalie
Edward steps in front of the other Cullen’s
Edward: Bella obviously I’m the best thing out of that gene pool, so lets go.
All of the other Cullen’s jaws drop.
Edward: They aren’t important
Edward wraps his arm around Bella and pulls her away:
Bella laughing: I know what toi are
Edward: Say it.
Bella giggles: Superhero
Edward: Excuse me?
Bella: Sorry, vampire.
Edward: First thing toi got right in a while.
Bella: So how old are you? 17? Sexy.
Edward: But I’m only 16
Bella: Shut up, it’s better for the storyline if your 17
Bella: So how long have toi been 17?
Edward: *cough 16 *cough over a hundred years
Bella backing away slowly: Wow, total pedophile.
Edward: Hey, toi shouldn’t judge people, I know what toi do alone at night- cause I watch you
Bella: wait, toi watch me
Edward: Umm, yeah about that, why are toi screaming my name at night? Seriously, I’m not a one ladies man, I’m a ladies and mans man
Bella: What?
Edward: salut don’t want anyone to be lonely-Excuse Me.
Bella Smiles
Edward: But now toi should know why we are dangerous
Edward walks into the sunlight.
Edward: are toi scared?
Bella: No, not really why toi sparkle toi think that’s scary?
Edward rips open his shirt
Edward: this is what we look like in the sunlight! I am an ugly creature! Look upon evil
Bella laughs as she sees Edward glittering
Bella: Damn it Edward, that’s the last chemise I am going to buy toi if toi keep ripping it up like that.
Edward appears at Bella’s house.
Edward: salut Bella
Edward sees Bella sleeping
Edward: Bella GET UP BELLA!!(Banging pots and pans)
Bella: What the…?
Edward: BELLA!
Bella: WHAT
Bella sits up furious
Edward: Want to come to my home?
Bella throws a oreiller at him
Bella: Go BACK TO BED
Edward: Ouch, I’m hurt toi know I can’t sleep and anyways I’m not leaving until I get an answer…
Bella: Fine! Now GET OUT! Charlie might hear you!
Edward taps his head: This will tell toi if he hears us, anyways he has iron ears
Bella confused: Your forehead?
Edward: What no, I can read minds
Bella: Since WHEN?!?!
Edward: Bella I thought toi knew this, some vampire have special abilities-
Bella: NO WAY!
Edward: Yes, in my family. Jasper, Alice, and I have powers. Jasper messes up your emotions, Alice sees the future, and I read minds
Bella: whoa
Edward: Do I need to montrer toi with pictures?
Edward bringing Bella into his house, sees Emmett and Rosalie talking pulls Bella back and Shh’s her, they look in and hear Rosalie’s and Emmett’s conversation.
Emmet munching on gummy bear: yum I l’amour irritable grizzly bears” smiles
Rosalie: umm Emmet toi do realize they aren’t grizzly bears right?
Emmet: yeah, but they are bears (said in a obvious sounding voice)
Rosalie: they aren’t even irritable, they are smiling and bright colours, and HOW ARE toi EATING THEM? YOU’RE A VAMPIRE!
Emmet: yeah, I know, but I l’amour catching them they are so hard to find
Rosalie: Emmet toi just go to the store and buy them duh!!
Emmet: I don’t say out loud things toi don’t want to hear so why do toi say things that hurt so much
Rosalie: Pfft
Emmet: AT LEAST I DON”T HAVE TO DYE MY HAIR BLONDE!!! Oh, was that a secret
Rosalie gets up and walks away pissed, sees Edward, and Bella Giggling their asses off, she glares at them both before walking away
Esme walking in: Hello Bella, come and meet the family
Esme pulls Bella into the kitchen
Esme: This is my husband Carlisle
Carlisle: Hello Bella, nice to meet you, Edward has told us so much about you
Bella: I hope not any bad things.
Esme: This is Emmett (Points to Emmett)
Emmett: salut Bella, Um Sorry about Rosalie
Bella: It’s no problem
Esme: And this is Alice and Jasper
Alice: Hello Bella, Oh Wait, (sounding angry) Edward now can I talk to her?
Edward: Yes
Alice: Oh Bella, I know we are going to be Great Friends don’t worry about Rosalie she’ll come around
Esme: Alice! And this is Jasper
Jasper: Pleasure to meet toi Bella
Carlisle: So Bella, care to play baseball with my family?
Bella: SO Edward, when are we playing baseball?
Edward: We have to wait for the storm
Bella: Storm?
Edward: You’ll see why we need the storm later.
Later in the Cullen’s living room, toi see them all warming up and getting ready to play
Bella: Are we going?
Carlisle: Bella, we play right here?
Bella: Um then why do we need the storm?
Alice: Emmett likes his vocabulary of curse words.
They turn on the T.V. and start to play Wii Baseball.
Esme: Bella, toi can be Ref.
Bella: How do toi cheat with Wii Baseball?
Esme: They do watch
They start playing the game, toi hear Emmett yelling, Emmett’s on the canapé climbing
Rosalie: That’s my monkey man
toi hear a knock on the door. Carlisle goes and gets it.
Carlisle: Hello
Laurent: Hello, we are looking for a place to stay
Carlisle: Of course, come inside
Laurent: This is Victoria (Pointing to Victoria) and James? Where did he go?
Victoria: Damn it, I know I should have put a cloche, bell on that boy.
James: IN HERE!
They all turn around to see James in the living Room
James Sniffing Bella: Smells Delicious
Edward: Bella and I were just leaving
Edward pulls Bella out of the house, and throws her into his car.
Bella and Edward in the car.
Edward: Bella… Damn you! I knew toi éperlan to good, Screw it, I’m eating you.
Bella: What?
Edward: Joking! But seriously Alice is taking toi away.
Bella: Alright, god lion and agneau much, and so the lion fell in l’amour with the lamb
Edward: Wait, I want to be the cute little lamb, why do I have to be the lion?
Bella: Because you’re the vampire…
Edward: So you’re a man eater, and I don’t bring that up every five minutes GOD! Now go to Alice, and Jasper.
Bella: Sorry I’m going
Bella gets out of the car and goes off with Alice and Jasper.
Alice, Jasper and Bella in a hotel room
Alice: So Bella…
Bella: So Alice, what’s up?
Alice: I got to ask toi to leave, Jasper and I agreed that toi got to go
Bella: Where?
Alice: Come On, just go to James, I dare you
Bella: Ah
Alice: Double dog dare
Jasper: Triple Dog Dare
Bella: Damn now I have to do it
Bella walks out and slams the door
Bella goes to the Ballet Studio
James: Wow, my snacks here (claps hands)
Bella: So how are we going to do this?
James: Well I’m going to video tape this and then give it to Edward and Um.. OMG do toi think I can post this on YouTube
Bella: No I think toi should choose Americas funniest accueil videos, wait is that montrer still on the air?
James: Um I don’t know, I thought the guy died!!
Bella: So
James: Yup, I’m going to kill you
The Cullen’s burst in, after James pushes Bella to the floor. The Cullen’s walk closer to James and Bella, and James bites Bella. Bella Screaming on the floor
Edward: Bella SHUT UP! I’m trying to deal with James
James and the Cullen’s start fighting. They kick his cul, ass and the scene fades.
Bella in the hospital with Edward par her side
Bella: Edward do toi l’amour me?
Edward: whoa, um about that, while toi were unconscious I kind of hit it off with Jacob, nothing against toi but, he keeps totally being an cul, ass to me, and it totally turns me on, do toi think if I asked him to go out with me he would say yes?
Bella: Ummm, he’s a dog, do toi realize that, He isn’t really into the whole umm
Edward: what the gay thing Bella: WHAT!! No I meant the vampire thing, undead thing, kind of a turnoff for him since he hates your guts...
Edward: Aw man
Bella: And Edward wtf? Why are toi wearing a Team Jacob button? I thought…
Edward: It’s so cool! l’amour it, with the cool scratch marks and…
Bella: Earth To Edward!!
The Prom scence, toi see all the Cullen’s, and Angela, Jessica Mike, etc
Bella: Why did toi bring me here?
Edward: Your dad paid me twenty bucks
Bella: damn him! He knows I can’t dance
Edward pulling out video camera: That’s why he asked me to tape it
Bella’s jaw drops
Bella: I thought it was plus expensive to bribe you
Edward: Oh yeah I also get this camera, and he paid for this outfit
Bella mumbling: Didn’t pay for mine
Bella: Did he do anything else for you?
Edward: He got rid of my criminal record
Bella: What?
Edward: Just kidding.
Bella and Edward enter a secluded area; Jacob finds them and pulls Bella to the side.
Jacob: Bella, what are toi doing with him (moves head in the direction of Edward)
Bella: He’s my date
Jacob: My dad paid me 20 bucks to tell toi to stay away from the Cullen’s
Bella: Why is everyone being paid money for stuff involving me!
Jacob: Um yeah, so don’t be with Edward
Bella: Um
Edward: Edward is right here!
Jacob: It just got cold in here!
Edward: I’ve been standing here the whole time! The temperature can’t just drop
Jacob stamps his feet and walks off pissed.
Edward sarcastically: Yay, now we’re alone
Bella walks over to Edward
Edward: Whoa, um yeah I have a thing for Jacob sorry
Bella: Damn YOU!!
See Victoria walking down stairs angry undoing her hair and falling.
Cut to end credits and at the end toi see one plus scene. Edward is holding up the Twilight DVD case, and runs over to bella after putting it down.
Edward: I just saw the cover for the movie, and why the hell are toi on the front toi don’t even have any cool powers
Bella: well, I’m your l’amour interest
Edward: Really?!?! I thought you’d be hotter
These are only excerpts. The whole thing is posté on this link: link
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I tried to be differnt, and it worked.
All my life I have always blended into the atmosphere and the people around me. I was nothing special. I was ordinary.
My chance to be different and my chance to be free came with a cost... one I was sure I was willing to take.
"Turn away from the past, and follow me." were the words I recieved.
"Do toi want to be different?" He asked me, and of course what sliped out of my mouth was a simple,
"Yes." But was I going to follow through with what he had in store for me?
Based on the hit series Twilight comes a new romantic twist...
One Way ou Another
created par Emma
(emruking)
All my life I have always blended into the atmosphere and the people around me. I was nothing special. I was ordinary.
My chance to be different and my chance to be free came with a cost... one I was sure I was willing to take.
"Turn away from the past, and follow me." were the words I recieved.
"Do toi want to be different?" He asked me, and of course what sliped out of my mouth was a simple,
"Yes." But was I going to follow through with what he had in store for me?
Based on the hit series Twilight comes a new romantic twist...
One Way ou Another
created par Emma
(emruking)
Good news about New Moon from director Chris Weitz:
I'm very happy to announce that Taylor Lautner will be playing Jacob Black in New Moon and that he's doing so with the enthusiastic support of Summit Entertainment, the producers, and Stephenie Meyer.
The characters in Stephenie's livres go through extraordinary changes of circumstance and also appearance; so it is not surprising that there has been speculation about whether the same actor would portray a character who changes in so many surprising ways throughout the series. But it was my first instinct that Taylor was, is, and should be Jacob, and that the livres would be best served par the actor who is emotionally right for the part. I think that fans of Twilight the book and the movie will be surprised par the Jacob Black that Taylor will bring to the screen in New Moon; and I'm looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to working with him and the rest of the cast in realizing the film.
Very Best
Chris Weitz
I'm very happy to announce that Taylor Lautner will be playing Jacob Black in New Moon and that he's doing so with the enthusiastic support of Summit Entertainment, the producers, and Stephenie Meyer.
The characters in Stephenie's livres go through extraordinary changes of circumstance and also appearance; so it is not surprising that there has been speculation about whether the same actor would portray a character who changes in so many surprising ways throughout the series. But it was my first instinct that Taylor was, is, and should be Jacob, and that the livres would be best served par the actor who is emotionally right for the part. I think that fans of Twilight the book and the movie will be surprised par the Jacob Black that Taylor will bring to the screen in New Moon; and I'm looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to working with him and the rest of the cast in realizing the film.
Very Best
Chris Weitz
Out of all the people whop think they know about the pictures on the book why and how are they linked to the book in any way? I have read the livres thousands of times and i still dot get the pics on front plz awnser me so i dont have to keep wondering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One other thing, is S.M. going to write some new books? After lire twilight i can't find a good book any plus and my English teacher is yelling at me becuase i keep lire the twilight book over and over again.?????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One other thing, is S.M. going to write some new books? After lire twilight i can't find a good book any plus and my English teacher is yelling at me becuase i keep lire the twilight book over and over again.?????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay so we all know that edward is the best charcter in twilight. why? because of how loving he is. He treats bella like if she were or and his biggest treasure.Many of us wish to have a boyfriend ou girlfriend like edward. It makes someone really happy to be loved so greatly.
Edward is amazing. That is why he is the best character of twilight because he really shows how much hes in l’amour and protects bella through alot of troubles. Another reason why we would l’amour edward would be because he is so hot!! hes the best looking in the movie! He is so GOOD looking...We all think that right? Cuz its so true!! hes awesome!!
okay so i havent read any of the livres yet...but im judging from all the previews ive seen of the movie. Dont worry, ima read the book this week...ima go buy it at the store to read it! im so excited...!!!!! >.<
thank toi for taking your time to read this (if u did read it...) please commentaire of wat u think of my article...=þ
Edward is amazing. That is why he is the best character of twilight because he really shows how much hes in l’amour and protects bella through alot of troubles. Another reason why we would l’amour edward would be because he is so hot!! hes the best looking in the movie! He is so GOOD looking...We all think that right? Cuz its so true!! hes awesome!!
okay so i havent read any of the livres yet...but im judging from all the previews ive seen of the movie. Dont worry, ima read the book this week...ima go buy it at the store to read it! im so excited...!!!!! >.<
thank toi for taking your time to read this (if u did read it...) please commentaire of wat u think of my article...=þ
Nikki, 20, recently told InStyle magazine about how she likes to be comfortable: “I feel comfortable in this [her clothes] because it’s loose-fitting, and I get to sit down in a chair! They put me in 12-inch stilettos [in the movie] because I am supposed to be taller than my sister… It was the running joke that we might not be able to shoot because I might not be able to walk. I was like, ‘Can toi just have us sitting and put me on a pillow?’”
The Twilight soundtrack is currently in the #1 spot on Billboard.com and iTunes! The film opens in theaters suivant week.
"I couldn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don't know how it's tortured me..."
"I'd rather hear your theories..."
I know everybody wants they're article on What's Hot on the first page ou on haut, retour au début Rated. So do I. my first article, Who Is Better, was on haut, retour au début Rated for a couple of weeks once. I was really happy. Then it got moved to What's Hot on page 7. I'm fine with that, but I kind of miss it being on haut, retour au début Rated. I'm still trying to get it on there still though. But am I right everybody wants there article to soon be on one of those pages. That is why I am écriture this article. I want everybody who reads this to go to the commentaires area of this article and put what toi always want in a Twilight article. So not only me, but everybody else can get conseil on what to put on their suivant article.
