DISCLAIMER:Blah blah blah I don't own Twilight, the Village People, ou Brokeback Mountain.
Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my favori movie. Naturally, he had chosen the seconde one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.
Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, toi have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."
It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.
(A/N For those of toi who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)
Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my favori movie. Naturally, he had chosen the seconde one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.
Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, toi have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."
It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.
(A/N For those of toi who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)
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Buff wolfman Alex Meraz (Paul) revealed at a Twilight convention this weekend that he may have played his role a bit too intensely during a run-in with lead heroine Kristen Stewart–
“I decided, all right, the loup Pack stay up all night looking for who’s killing people on the res, so we don’t sleep very much. So I thought it would be a great idea if I stayed up for 10 days straight.” What should have been a simple scene — a confrontation between Bella (Stewart) and the loup Pack — became, in Meraz’s mind, his “Brando moment.” Wanting to try something different, the actor played the scene overly aggressive: screaming, grabbing Stewart par the throat, hurtling his line at her.
“[Director] Chris Weitz comes off-set like, ‘Yeah, I like the energy Alex, but just take it down a little,’ ” Spencer chimed in: “Meanwhile the producers are freaking out back there.”
” ‘Cause nobody touches Kristen Stewart,” joked Meraz.
“I decided, all right, the loup Pack stay up all night looking for who’s killing people on the res, so we don’t sleep very much. So I thought it would be a great idea if I stayed up for 10 days straight.” What should have been a simple scene — a confrontation between Bella (Stewart) and the loup Pack — became, in Meraz’s mind, his “Brando moment.” Wanting to try something different, the actor played the scene overly aggressive: screaming, grabbing Stewart par the throat, hurtling his line at her.
“[Director] Chris Weitz comes off-set like, ‘Yeah, I like the energy Alex, but just take it down a little,’ ” Spencer chimed in: “Meanwhile the producers are freaking out back there.”
” ‘Cause nobody touches Kristen Stewart,” joked Meraz.