Twilight confessions
#1 I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward
#2 Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
#3 agneau chops are delicious
#4 I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale
#5 I stay up at night waiting for Edward to montrer up
#6 Ballet studios give me chills
#7 I've developed a weird habit of biting people
#8 I'm willing to bet against Alice
#9 Shiny Silver Volvos make me squeal like a fan girl
#10 When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens
#11 I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward will save me
#12 I'm intoxicated par the mere presence of a friggin' book

New Moon confessions
#1 I can hear Edward in my head too
#2 If Edward dies I'm heading of to Volterra
#3 Alice a volé, étole my Porsche
#4 Jane has my favori vampire power
#5 I have Edward's soul *evil laugh*
#6 Bella's Epiphany = Starting the obvious
#7 Edward didn't go to South America. He was visiting me
#8 I named all my chiens after Jacob and his friends
#9 I skipped all the chapters without Edward in them
#10 I seconde Rosalie's vote
#11 I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun
#12 If Bella won't marry Edward, I will

Eclipse confessions
#1 I never really understood Bella's Switzerland comment
#2 I already knew of Victoria's plan before any of them did
#3 I wouldn't have punched Jacob in the face
#4 Cuddling with a pushy, obnoxious dog seems like a good idea
#5 I would, gladly, be affected par the territorial disputes between mythical creatures
#6 Yes, Jacob your being half naked bothers me
#7 Seducing a vampire seems like a natural reaction to me
#8 Alice and Edward are free to kidnap me whenever they like
#9 When I get married it would be on August 13th
#10 Alice can plan my wedding
#11 I ship Alice/Jasper plus than Edward/Bella
#12 I adopted a stray the other day... I thought he was Jacob Black.


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