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Alice: *giggles*
edward: ali, whats so funny?
alice: oh its nothing *busts out laughing*
bella: *asks cautiously* what is it alice?
alice: my vision. i can see that toi and edward are going to have a problem and it just played out for me
bella: oh-no..
alice: oh yes, edward will tell toi what he just saw
edward: bella, l’amour we better get out of here..
bella: whats going on?.... Alice Cullen toi better tell me whats going on before i get the box!
alice: oh so scary *rolls her eyes* mike is coming!
bella: AHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
jasper: *door rings* i'll get it! *smiling as he walks to the door*
bella: NO WAIT TIL I GET OUT! *tries to get out the back door*
*jasper réponses the door*
mike: BELLA, BABY WHERE ARE toi GOING?
bella; away from you
*mike steps in*
edward *jumps in front of him and growls*
mike: bella, babay why are toi here at the cullens, toi need to be accueil with me.
bella: excuse me! im married and thank the lord it aint to you
mike: oh baby dont be like that
edward: she can be how ever she wants to be and stop with this baby crap, she aint your baby!
mike: YES SHE IS! toi WANNA FIGHT FOR HER CULLEN!
edward:WHY FIGHT WHEN I ALREADY HAVE HER!
mike: toi dont have her! bella, baby, tell him that toi belong to me, now hun who are toi married to? *smiles cause he thinks she gonna say his name*
bella:FIRST OF ALL, IM NOT YOUR BABY,HUN, ou WHATEVER PET NAME toi GOT. SECOND, IM MARRIED TO EDWARD ABD IM FOREVER HIS. GOT IT DOG?!
edward: did toi understand that newton!
mike: *laughs* she got an imagination doesnt she! com on baby, lets get toi home. toi need a few hours in my room, with some champainge, and some sexy pjs *reaches for her*
UGH! DONT TOUCH ME! *slaps mike*
mike: oo i like them fiesty
edward: *graps mike par the shirt* TOUCH HER AGAIN AND I WILL NEUTER YOU!
mike: well i geuss im going to die tonight because me and bella have a appointment to intend to *winks at bella*
bella: *glares* kill him.
edward: GLADLY!
carlise: no edward dont!
mike: *while edward is talking to carlisle, he runs and tackles bella and tries to Kiss her* come one baby, one little kiss..
bella: * holding his face away from hers*
EDWARD HELP ME!
edward: HOLD ON l’amour IM COMING! * charges with on of those étoile, star wars light up sword and yells like tarzan* (srry i know he wouldnt do that but work with us here..)
bella: oh lord.
mike: oh like thats going to do anything* leans down and tries s’embrasser her again8
bella: ugh, im tired of this. GET OFF ME! *knocks him out* GET OUT MY FACE! GET OUT MY HOUSE< GET OUT MY LIFE BEFORE I chienne SLAP toi TO MEXICO!
*yells and fumes*
edward: THERE toi GO LOVE!
mike: i thought toi loved me? * cries* thats fine i'll give toi some l’espace then i'll come back suivant week
bella: *asks cautiously* when suivant week?
mike: ou could i come back tomorrow love?
bella: oh yea sure.. NOW GET OUT! *kicks mike outside and slams the door* edward, you're taking me somewhere far away tomorrow, i dont care where just away from here!
edward: hang on * runs outside* NOW IF toi EVER COME BACK HERE I WILL HURT toi ABD YOUR FAMILY!
mike: * runs screaming like a girl* MOMMY!
edward: *chuckles and comes in and sits par bella*
bella: oh finally he's gone! im stressed. wanna go "color"? (a/n: its the same thing as checkers)
edward: heck yes love! *grabs bella and runs to the cottage*
alice: well thre they go.. *gives jasper a look*
jasper: *looks back*
alice: toi wanna do something?
jasper: *runs and grabs alice and runs up the stairs*
alice: baby. thats not what i meant
jasper: aww man! * walks back down the stairs and sets her down* what did toi mean?
emmett: *walks in* salut everyone
alice: i wanna go SHOPPING!hey emmett.
emmett: OMGH! I WANNA GO TOO! I FOUND THE CUTEST SHOES THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON ME AND YOU< BECAUSE OF OUR BODY SHAPES GURL!. THE GUYS WOULD KILL TO GET US!
rosalie: ummmm....awkward
emmett: THE ONLY THING THATS AWKWARD IN THIS ROOM IS YOUR CUP SIZE! HUN GIVE IT UP, toi CANT WEAR THOSE BRAS, BECAUSE toi ARE JUST SAGGING!
rosalie: UH EXCUSE ME, toi AINT THE ONE TO TALK CAUSE WITH YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS, toi NEED A SIZE 44D!
emmett: EQUEZZE ME? I FIT INTO A SIZE 49B, SO UGH MISS 99C!
rosalie: *looks shocked*
emmett: *shakes his head* JASPER STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS< IT AINT MY FAULT toi CANT GET SOME!! rose baby im sorry!
rosalie: WHATEVER DONT BLAME THAT ON JASPER! FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT IM GETTING THE BOX! SO GRAP YOUR DUCKY!
emmett: rose i l’amour toi please! jasper tell her!
jasper* staring into alice's eyes*
emmett: smacks the back of jasper's head* TELL HER toi emo PERSON! (a/n: we nothing against emo people)
alice: he isnt emo and how could he do that to your emotions whens he's busy looking at me and every thought he has had right now is about me!
emmett: what now toi can read minds?!
alice: *still looking at jasper* no edward told me
jasper: its true!
emmett: EDWARD IS AT THE COTTAGE GETTING HIS GROOVE ON, WHY WOULD HE CARE WHAT YALL ARE DOING?! GOSH I SWEAR toi GUYS ARE NUTS!
alice: * snaps her head up* WHAT?! DUDE IM NOT NUT ! AND HE'S NOT GETTING HIS GROOVE ON!
emmett: uh-huh!
alice: prove it!
emmett: go look!
alice: i rather not..
emmett: yes toi would! * pushes her to the cottage*
alice: NO EMMETT!
emmett: bella looks so sexy when shes naked
rosalie: THATS IT EMMETT GET IN THE DARN BOX.... AFTER toi PROVE THAT TO ALICE!
alice: NO PLEASE DONT!
emmett: * pushes her through their bedroom*
alice: *covers her eyes* no emmett!
bella: AHHH ALICE WHAT ARE toi DOING!
alice: *still has her hands over her eyes* im sorry bella emmett pushed me in here..
rosalie: edward cover up!
edward: no this is my house, i can run around naked if i wanted to! if toi dont like it then toi can leave!
rosalie* sits on the end of the bed*
edward: rosalie get off my bed! alice leave your interrupting things1
alice: im sorry its not like i wanted to be dragged here! * runs outside*
bella: IF toi DONT LIVE HERE GET OUT!
*rose leaves*
emmett: * starring at bella* ummm bella....your sheet ....fell...wow toi have a great bod..
edward: GET OUT!
emmett: NO toi JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
bella: AHHH1 I'VE JUST BEEN VIOLATED!! GET OUT!!
emmett: * chuckles and pulls the sheet off of bella and edward* WHOO HOO!
bella and edward: AHH CARLISLE! ESME! EMMETT IS INTERRUPTING OUR COLORING SESSION AND VIOLATING ME(BELLA)
edward: YEA OUR COLORING PAGE GOT INTERRUPTED AND DRWN ON par THE UGLIEST PEN EVER (emmett)
bella: eddy poo i dont want him to see me naked..
emmett: too lake. and bella you're fine! no wonder eddt here always want to tap that!
bella: well thanks but GET OUT!
emmett: how many times a week? *winks*
rosalie: oh emmett. the box is ready for you! emmett: im busy right now!
edward: why are toi worried about it? go play with rosalie ou something
emmett: i want to know if you're good ou not
rosalie: EMMETT! GET toi AND YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS HERE NOW!
emmett: NO! AND THEY'RE NOT SAGGY, THY ARE PERFECTLY PERKY!
rosalie: ewww...
bella: hes better than you.*mumbles* for a one-hundred and eight an old virgin
edward: salut im not that anymore!
emmett: how many times?!
edward: if i tell toi will toi get out?
emmett: sure
edward: everyday...now get out!
emmett: NICE!
bella: emmett,get out before i call jessica and lauren on toi *grins evilly*
emmett: IM OUT!
edward: thank you! *to bella*
now where were we?... i think i know * smiles*
* 2 hours later*
bella: we need to check on nessie
edward: cant it wait?
bella: maybe later honey
edward: you're right, but i dont want us to be done, but its a wise decision* hurries and gets dressed* l’amour why dont toi get dressed
bella: ok *stands in the closet* um i dont know what to wear..
edward: her let me help * sniffs out blue jeans and a t-shirt* i want my girl to be comfortable* hands her the clothes*
bella: aww thanks honey* kisses him passionly*
nessie: * walks par the room* EWWW I'VE BEEN SCARRED!AHH! *runs off*
edward: umm love.. i think we just scarred our little girl...i think its time for the talk
bella: the talk?! he's just a baby!
edward: she's 10.
bella: fine* walks out the room* nessie your dad wants to talk to you
* nessie walks into the room cautiously and 10 minutes later*
bella: * walks back in the room* how'd it go?
nessie: * her face is blank*
edward: i think it went well.. i just hope she understands it..
*emmett walks in eating a banana*
nessie: AHHH!
bella: calm down baby! * calms her* toi used the banane example didnt toi edward?
edward: maybe..
*rosalie walks in eating a corndog*
nessie: AHHHHHH!
* jasper walks in eating a doughnut*
nessie: OH MY GOSH AHHHHHHHH!*runs out the room*
bella: toi used the nourriture example?! that a bad way to explain that kind of stuff! oh my poor baby, she's scarred for life now.
nessie: *from her room* YEAH I AM!
bella:...... why are toi all eating human nourriture anyway?..
emmett, jasper, and rosalie: we felt like it
bella: okay...
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heres chapter 4 and jour 3. hope toi enjoyed it! =)
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Alice: *giggles*
edward: ali, whats so funny?
alice: oh its nothing *busts out laughing*
bella: *asks cautiously* what is it alice?
alice: my vision. i can see that toi and edward are going to have a problem and it just played out for me
bella: oh-no..
alice: oh yes, edward will tell toi what he just saw
edward: bella, l’amour we better get out of here..
bella: whats going on?.... Alice Cullen toi better tell me whats going on before i get the box!
alice: oh so scary *rolls her eyes* mike is coming!
bella: AHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
jasper: *door rings* i'll get it! *smiling as he walks to the door*
bella: NO WAIT TIL I GET OUT! *tries to get out the back door*
*jasper réponses the door*
mike: BELLA, BABY WHERE ARE toi GOING?
bella; away from you
*mike steps in*
edward *jumps in front of him and growls*
mike: bella, babay why are toi here at the cullens, toi need to be accueil with me.
bella: excuse me! im married and thank the lord it aint to you
mike: oh baby dont be like that
edward: she can be how ever she wants to be and stop with this baby crap, she aint your baby!
mike: YES SHE IS! toi WANNA FIGHT FOR HER CULLEN!
edward:WHY FIGHT WHEN I ALREADY HAVE HER!
mike: toi dont have her! bella, baby, tell him that toi belong to me, now hun who are toi married to? *smiles cause he thinks she gonna say his name*
bella:FIRST OF ALL, IM NOT YOUR BABY,HUN, ou WHATEVER PET NAME toi GOT. SECOND, IM MARRIED TO EDWARD ABD IM FOREVER HIS. GOT IT DOG?!
edward: did toi understand that newton!
mike: *laughs* she got an imagination doesnt she! com on baby, lets get toi home. toi need a few hours in my room, with some champainge, and some sexy pjs *reaches for her*
UGH! DONT TOUCH ME! *slaps mike*
mike: oo i like them fiesty
edward: *graps mike par the shirt* TOUCH HER AGAIN AND I WILL NEUTER YOU!
mike: well i geuss im going to die tonight because me and bella have a appointment to intend to *winks at bella*
bella: *glares* kill him.
edward: GLADLY!
carlise: no edward dont!
mike: *while edward is talking to carlisle, he runs and tackles bella and tries to Kiss her* come one baby, one little kiss..
bella: * holding his face away from hers*
EDWARD HELP ME!
edward: HOLD ON l’amour IM COMING! * charges with on of those étoile, star wars light up sword and yells like tarzan* (srry i know he wouldnt do that but work with us here..)
bella: oh lord.
mike: oh like thats going to do anything* leans down and tries s’embrasser her again8
bella: ugh, im tired of this. GET OFF ME! *knocks him out* GET OUT MY FACE! GET OUT MY HOUSE< GET OUT MY LIFE BEFORE I chienne SLAP toi TO MEXICO!
*yells and fumes*
edward: THERE toi GO LOVE!
mike: i thought toi loved me? * cries* thats fine i'll give toi some l’espace then i'll come back suivant week
bella: *asks cautiously* when suivant week?
mike: ou could i come back tomorrow love?
bella: oh yea sure.. NOW GET OUT! *kicks mike outside and slams the door* edward, you're taking me somewhere far away tomorrow, i dont care where just away from here!
edward: hang on * runs outside* NOW IF toi EVER COME BACK HERE I WILL HURT toi ABD YOUR FAMILY!
mike: * runs screaming like a girl* MOMMY!
edward: *chuckles and comes in and sits par bella*
bella: oh finally he's gone! im stressed. wanna go "color"? (a/n: its the same thing as checkers)
edward: heck yes love! *grabs bella and runs to the cottage*
alice: well thre they go.. *gives jasper a look*
jasper: *looks back*
alice: toi wanna do something?
jasper: *runs and grabs alice and runs up the stairs*
alice: baby. thats not what i meant
jasper: aww man! * walks back down the stairs and sets her down* what did toi mean?
emmett: *walks in* salut everyone
alice: i wanna go SHOPPING!hey emmett.
emmett: OMGH! I WANNA GO TOO! I FOUND THE CUTEST SHOES THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON ME AND YOU< BECAUSE OF OUR BODY SHAPES GURL!. THE GUYS WOULD KILL TO GET US!
rosalie: ummmm....awkward
emmett: THE ONLY THING THATS AWKWARD IN THIS ROOM IS YOUR CUP SIZE! HUN GIVE IT UP, toi CANT WEAR THOSE BRAS, BECAUSE toi ARE JUST SAGGING!
rosalie: UH EXCUSE ME, toi AINT THE ONE TO TALK CAUSE WITH YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS, toi NEED A SIZE 44D!
emmett: EQUEZZE ME? I FIT INTO A SIZE 49B, SO UGH MISS 99C!
rosalie: *looks shocked*
emmett: *shakes his head* JASPER STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS< IT AINT MY FAULT toi CANT GET SOME!! rose baby im sorry!
rosalie: WHATEVER DONT BLAME THAT ON JASPER! FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT IM GETTING THE BOX! SO GRAP YOUR DUCKY!
emmett: rose i l’amour toi please! jasper tell her!
jasper* staring into alice's eyes*
emmett: smacks the back of jasper's head* TELL HER toi emo PERSON! (a/n: we nothing against emo people)
alice: he isnt emo and how could he do that to your emotions whens he's busy looking at me and every thought he has had right now is about me!
emmett: what now toi can read minds?!
alice: *still looking at jasper* no edward told me
jasper: its true!
emmett: EDWARD IS AT THE COTTAGE GETTING HIS GROOVE ON, WHY WOULD HE CARE WHAT YALL ARE DOING?! GOSH I SWEAR toi GUYS ARE NUTS!
alice: * snaps her head up* WHAT?! DUDE IM NOT NUT ! AND HE'S NOT GETTING HIS GROOVE ON!
emmett: uh-huh!
alice: prove it!
emmett: go look!
alice: i rather not..
emmett: yes toi would! * pushes her to the cottage*
alice: NO EMMETT!
emmett: bella looks so sexy when shes naked
rosalie: THATS IT EMMETT GET IN THE DARN BOX.... AFTER toi PROVE THAT TO ALICE!
alice: NO PLEASE DONT!
emmett: * pushes her through their bedroom*
alice: *covers her eyes* no emmett!
bella: AHHH ALICE WHAT ARE toi DOING!
alice: *still has her hands over her eyes* im sorry bella emmett pushed me in here..
rosalie: edward cover up!
edward: no this is my house, i can run around naked if i wanted to! if toi dont like it then toi can leave!
rosalie* sits on the end of the bed*
edward: rosalie get off my bed! alice leave your interrupting things1
alice: im sorry its not like i wanted to be dragged here! * runs outside*
bella: IF toi DONT LIVE HERE GET OUT!
*rose leaves*
emmett: * starring at bella* ummm bella....your sheet ....fell...wow toi have a great bod..
edward: GET OUT!
emmett: NO toi JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
bella: AHHH1 I'VE JUST BEEN VIOLATED!! GET OUT!!
emmett: * chuckles and pulls the sheet off of bella and edward* WHOO HOO!
bella and edward: AHH CARLISLE! ESME! EMMETT IS INTERRUPTING OUR COLORING SESSION AND VIOLATING ME(BELLA)
edward: YEA OUR COLORING PAGE GOT INTERRUPTED AND DRWN ON par THE UGLIEST PEN EVER (emmett)
bella: eddy poo i dont want him to see me naked..
emmett: too lake. and bella you're fine! no wonder eddt here always want to tap that!
bella: well thanks but GET OUT!
emmett: how many times a week? *winks*
rosalie: oh emmett. the box is ready for you! emmett: im busy right now!
edward: why are toi worried about it? go play with rosalie ou something
emmett: i want to know if you're good ou not
rosalie: EMMETT! GET toi AND YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS HERE NOW!
emmett: NO! AND THEY'RE NOT SAGGY, THY ARE PERFECTLY PERKY!
rosalie: ewww...
bella: hes better than you.*mumbles* for a one-hundred and eight an old virgin
edward: salut im not that anymore!
emmett: how many times?!
edward: if i tell toi will toi get out?
emmett: sure
edward: everyday...now get out!
emmett: NICE!
bella: emmett,get out before i call jessica and lauren on toi *grins evilly*
emmett: IM OUT!
edward: thank you! *to bella*
now where were we?... i think i know * smiles*
* 2 hours later*
bella: we need to check on nessie
edward: cant it wait?
bella: maybe later honey
edward: you're right, but i dont want us to be done, but its a wise decision* hurries and gets dressed* l’amour why dont toi get dressed
bella: ok *stands in the closet* um i dont know what to wear..
edward: her let me help * sniffs out blue jeans and a t-shirt* i want my girl to be comfortable* hands her the clothes*
bella: aww thanks honey* kisses him passionly*
nessie: * walks par the room* EWWW I'VE BEEN SCARRED!AHH! *runs off*
edward: umm love.. i think we just scarred our little girl...i think its time for the talk
bella: the talk?! he's just a baby!
edward: she's 10.
bella: fine* walks out the room* nessie your dad wants to talk to you
* nessie walks into the room cautiously and 10 minutes later*
bella: * walks back in the room* how'd it go?
nessie: * her face is blank*
edward: i think it went well.. i just hope she understands it..
*emmett walks in eating a banana*
nessie: AHHH!
bella: calm down baby! * calms her* toi used the banane example didnt toi edward?
edward: maybe..
*rosalie walks in eating a corndog*
nessie: AHHHHHH!
* jasper walks in eating a doughnut*
nessie: OH MY GOSH AHHHHHHHH!*runs out the room*
bella: toi used the nourriture example?! that a bad way to explain that kind of stuff! oh my poor baby, she's scarred for life now.
nessie: *from her room* YEAH I AM!
bella:...... why are toi all eating human nourriture anyway?..
emmett, jasper, and rosalie: we felt like it
bella: okay...
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heres chapter 4 and jour 3. hope toi enjoyed it! =)
Hi! Sorry about the short chapter. I had homework. There will bo plus Edward in this chapter too! On with the story!
Chapter 6 pt 2
I laughed. "I missed toi so much". "I missed toi too Bella. So, what do toi want to do today? There's a thunderstorm coming. Do toi want to play ball?" "Ok". Just then, Charlie came down the stairs. He was frowning. Edward looked surprised. "What happened Dad?", I asked. "Ben Matthews' body was found par the river today. It looked like he was dead for three hours untill they found him. All the blood was drained from his body." "Is it alright if I go to Edward's for a few hours"? "Okay. But be careful".
Sorry about the chapter again. My mom told me to get off the computer. I will finish the chapter tomorrow. I swear and if I'm lying, may I get a paper cut in front of Jasper.
Chapter 6 pt 2
I laughed. "I missed toi so much". "I missed toi too Bella. So, what do toi want to do today? There's a thunderstorm coming. Do toi want to play ball?" "Ok". Just then, Charlie came down the stairs. He was frowning. Edward looked surprised. "What happened Dad?", I asked. "Ben Matthews' body was found par the river today. It looked like he was dead for three hours untill they found him. All the blood was drained from his body." "Is it alright if I go to Edward's for a few hours"? "Okay. But be careful".
Sorry about the chapter again. My mom told me to get off the computer. I will finish the chapter tomorrow. I swear and if I'm lying, may I get a paper cut in front of Jasper.