Michael walks out of a fast food, restauration rapide restaurant with a vanilla ice-cream.
His head shoots up and he notices the camera.
'Huh? It was today? Oh! Okay then,' He throws the crème glacée at some scout-kid.
'Hey! toi know what you're watching? Yeah, the Teen-FYI opening!
This is where everybody, and I mean; Emma, Coco, Sophie, Zack, Haruka, Teagan, Elen, Seth, Victina, Nevice, Dani, Danii, Scotty and Wyatt! These are the-not so-lucky teens who'll STAR. IN. TEEN.F-Y-I!'
(If this were a télévision show, it would go to commercial :P)
(Then it returns with a limo arriving at a hotel)
Emma gets out while the others follow. She walks up to the hotel while everyone starts talking and discussing what they think will happen.
Nevice looks around with an olive in his hand meanwhile Scotty watches him from one foot away, Scotty looked just once and saw those adorable black ears poking out of the shorter boys hair and he giggled.
'Hey, toi like olives?'
Nevice was surprised so he had jumped a bit back.
'Hi! And yeah, I do!' He smiles.
'Haha, I can see that. Cute ears...' Scotty plays with them.
Nevice is a bit weirded out but it kind of felt good, so he just smiled and a dit 'Yeah, I know!'
'Hmm, so this is where we'll be staying at? This isn't anything like what I thought it would be...'
'Haha, no way! This isn't the real place!'
Everybody heard this and looked vers l'avant, vers l’avant where they saw a guy in his teens standing with an ice-tea in his hand.
'This is where you'll be putting all your stuff! toi all get a room and you'll put all the things toi packed in there.
toi guys have 2 hours to un-pack, eat and shower.
Don't worry, there's a douche in each room.'
'Wait, why do we put the stuff here if we're going somewhere else?' This Haruka said.
'Oh, because once you're eliminated you'll be sent back here?' Haruka raised her eye-brow.
'So, if we're eliminated we'll be sent to a 5 étoile, star hotel?'
'Yep.'
'Doesn't sound so bad...' Emma replied.
'Oh, it is.' The guy laughed. 'Anyways, I'm gonna be toi guys host, the name's Michael.' He winked.
'Congratulations, now, can we please enter the hotel any time soon? If we only have 2 hours, I'd like to get started.' Elen snapped.
'Okay, sheesh.' The host turned his heal and led the other teens into the hotel lobby.
'Okay, I'll be handing all of toi your room keys-
Elen...Emma...Wyatt...Seth...Zack...Haruka...' And it went on till the very last.
1 and a half hours later
Michael forwarded a text to all the teens saying;
'Kay, kids, head to the dining room where we'll all eat lunch together!
Muah! ;)'
5 minutes later everyone's at the dining room
Emma sat suivant to Teagan, Teagan sat suivant to Dani, Dani sat suivant to Elen, Elen sat suivant to Victina, Victina sat suivant to Zack, Zack sat suivant to Danii, Danii sat suivant to Coco, Coco sat suivant to Sophie, Sophie sat suivant to Wyatt, Wyatt sat suivant to Seth, Seth sat suivant to Haruka, Haruka sat suivant to Nevice who sat suivant to Scotty.
'Hey, kids!' Michael entered the room.
'Hey, you're a teen, too, jerk!' Wyatt yelled.
Michael glared.
'Anyways, let me get started with the info, you're all going to be living in two cabins, one for girls, one for guys.'
Scotty raises his hand.
'No, just because you're gay doesn't let toi have a pass to sitting with the girls.'
Scotty lowers his hand.
Michael rolls his eyes.
Sophie raises her hand.
'Yeah?'
'Umm, will we be living like those teens on TDI?'
'Haha! Noooo!' Michael laughs.
Everybody lets out a relieved sigh.
'You'll be living WORSE!' Michael grins.
Everybody gasps.
'What do toi MEAN?!' Emma yelled.
'Hey, this is Teen-FYI, as in FOR YOUR INFORMATION, as in, when suffering, toi always spill good stuff!'
'How does that even make sense?' Elen stood up.
'Hey guys, toi signed up for the show, I didn't, so shut your mouth and SIT DOWN!' Michael snapped.
Elen sat down.
'Anyways, back to the info, toi won't be doing any hard challenged that have to do with strategy ou smarts and all that useless junk...' He grins as everyone lets out yet another relieved sigh 'You'll be surviving PERIOD.
You'll be fed only twice a day, you'll have to put up with each-others bad moods, you'll be going through lots of gossip and dramatic comments, you'll only get to douche once a week, some days if one team doesn't work hard enough, you'll have to sleep outside and not to mention you'll be either criticized par the public, nation even maybe world par your teenage stupidity!'
Everybody gasps.
'What! I wanted to be FAMOUS not famously CRITICIZED!' Coco fought.
'And, we're not even in teams!' Elen yelled out.
'Ah, we'll settle that when we get there in just 30 minutes.'
Suddenly Michael slips to the other side of the room and it turns out he just dodged a stab from Victina.
'Damn it!' Victina hissed and crawled back under the table.
'As I was saying...' Michael stood back up and patted his shirt.
'That's the rules, NOW EAT, cause you're not gonna eat this great nourriture till toi get eliminated.'
And with that, everybody started huddling to the nourriture counters getting their meal.
'I really hope we won't suffer THAT much...'
Danii remarks.
OH THEY ALL WILL >:)
His head shoots up and he notices the camera.
'Huh? It was today? Oh! Okay then,' He throws the crème glacée at some scout-kid.
'Hey! toi know what you're watching? Yeah, the Teen-FYI opening!
This is where everybody, and I mean; Emma, Coco, Sophie, Zack, Haruka, Teagan, Elen, Seth, Victina, Nevice, Dani, Danii, Scotty and Wyatt! These are the-not so-lucky teens who'll STAR. IN. TEEN.F-Y-I!'
(If this were a télévision show, it would go to commercial :P)
(Then it returns with a limo arriving at a hotel)
Emma gets out while the others follow. She walks up to the hotel while everyone starts talking and discussing what they think will happen.
Nevice looks around with an olive in his hand meanwhile Scotty watches him from one foot away, Scotty looked just once and saw those adorable black ears poking out of the shorter boys hair and he giggled.
'Hey, toi like olives?'
Nevice was surprised so he had jumped a bit back.
'Hi! And yeah, I do!' He smiles.
'Haha, I can see that. Cute ears...' Scotty plays with them.
Nevice is a bit weirded out but it kind of felt good, so he just smiled and a dit 'Yeah, I know!'
'Hmm, so this is where we'll be staying at? This isn't anything like what I thought it would be...'
'Haha, no way! This isn't the real place!'
Everybody heard this and looked vers l'avant, vers l’avant where they saw a guy in his teens standing with an ice-tea in his hand.
'This is where you'll be putting all your stuff! toi all get a room and you'll put all the things toi packed in there.
toi guys have 2 hours to un-pack, eat and shower.
Don't worry, there's a douche in each room.'
'Wait, why do we put the stuff here if we're going somewhere else?' This Haruka said.
'Oh, because once you're eliminated you'll be sent back here?' Haruka raised her eye-brow.
'So, if we're eliminated we'll be sent to a 5 étoile, star hotel?'
'Yep.'
'Doesn't sound so bad...' Emma replied.
'Oh, it is.' The guy laughed. 'Anyways, I'm gonna be toi guys host, the name's Michael.' He winked.
'Congratulations, now, can we please enter the hotel any time soon? If we only have 2 hours, I'd like to get started.' Elen snapped.
'Okay, sheesh.' The host turned his heal and led the other teens into the hotel lobby.
'Okay, I'll be handing all of toi your room keys-
Elen...Emma...Wyatt...Seth...Zack...Haruka...' And it went on till the very last.
1 and a half hours later
Michael forwarded a text to all the teens saying;
'Kay, kids, head to the dining room where we'll all eat lunch together!
Muah! ;)'
5 minutes later everyone's at the dining room
Emma sat suivant to Teagan, Teagan sat suivant to Dani, Dani sat suivant to Elen, Elen sat suivant to Victina, Victina sat suivant to Zack, Zack sat suivant to Danii, Danii sat suivant to Coco, Coco sat suivant to Sophie, Sophie sat suivant to Wyatt, Wyatt sat suivant to Seth, Seth sat suivant to Haruka, Haruka sat suivant to Nevice who sat suivant to Scotty.
'Hey, kids!' Michael entered the room.
'Hey, you're a teen, too, jerk!' Wyatt yelled.
Michael glared.
'Anyways, let me get started with the info, you're all going to be living in two cabins, one for girls, one for guys.'
Scotty raises his hand.
'No, just because you're gay doesn't let toi have a pass to sitting with the girls.'
Scotty lowers his hand.
Michael rolls his eyes.
Sophie raises her hand.
'Yeah?'
'Umm, will we be living like those teens on TDI?'
'Haha! Noooo!' Michael laughs.
Everybody lets out a relieved sigh.
'You'll be living WORSE!' Michael grins.
Everybody gasps.
'What do toi MEAN?!' Emma yelled.
'Hey, this is Teen-FYI, as in FOR YOUR INFORMATION, as in, when suffering, toi always spill good stuff!'
'How does that even make sense?' Elen stood up.
'Hey guys, toi signed up for the show, I didn't, so shut your mouth and SIT DOWN!' Michael snapped.
Elen sat down.
'Anyways, back to the info, toi won't be doing any hard challenged that have to do with strategy ou smarts and all that useless junk...' He grins as everyone lets out yet another relieved sigh 'You'll be surviving PERIOD.
You'll be fed only twice a day, you'll have to put up with each-others bad moods, you'll be going through lots of gossip and dramatic comments, you'll only get to douche once a week, some days if one team doesn't work hard enough, you'll have to sleep outside and not to mention you'll be either criticized par the public, nation even maybe world par your teenage stupidity!'
Everybody gasps.
'What! I wanted to be FAMOUS not famously CRITICIZED!' Coco fought.
'And, we're not even in teams!' Elen yelled out.
'Ah, we'll settle that when we get there in just 30 minutes.'
Suddenly Michael slips to the other side of the room and it turns out he just dodged a stab from Victina.
'Damn it!' Victina hissed and crawled back under the table.
'As I was saying...' Michael stood back up and patted his shirt.
'That's the rules, NOW EAT, cause you're not gonna eat this great nourriture till toi get eliminated.'
And with that, everybody started huddling to the nourriture counters getting their meal.
'I really hope we won't suffer THAT much...'
Danii remarks.
OH THEY ALL WILL >:)
Chris:GOING THROUGH fans THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votes someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM pop corn, maïs soufflé GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team étoile, star beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM étoile, star GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team étoile, star vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votes someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM pop corn, maïs soufflé GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team étoile, star beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM étoile, star GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team étoile, star vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. toi two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of toi will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night ou not but still one of toi will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: brun foncé, dun brun foncé, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did toi guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause toi Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And toi piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the suivant episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. toi two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of toi will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night ou not but still one of toi will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: brun foncé, dun brun foncé, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did toi guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause toi Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And toi piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the suivant episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck suivant time,huh?
........…..........................eat plus waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
....................................................................................................
Here's a liste of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck suivant time,huh?
........…..........................eat plus waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
....................................................................................................
Here's a liste of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like toi guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the plage and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE par ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE par ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED