ok i found this on fanfiction.com this is not mine its the owners anyways the auteur is the narrator so lets go to the show
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We start at the haut, retour au début of a pyramid in egypt. A certain A-type princess and goth girl were deep in an arguement over how to finish the challenge.
Using a taureau, bull horn to get his voice over Courtney and Gwen's petty arguement. "Oh kids~" A cloche, bell sounds in the area. "Recognize that sound? Time for whoever's not finished yet to give us a musical reprise!"
Feriously, everyone's favori green mohawk wearing delinquint was the first to remark. "You a dit 1 song per episode!"
Speaking very matter-of-factly. "Yeah, and this is a reprise, not a new song. So if toi don't sing, you're out! Now let's hear it!"
Before Courtney and Gwen could start anything, Duncan decided he had had enough. "You know what? No!" Taking off down the side of the pyramid, draging Gwen and Courtney along with him. "No, no, no, no, no, no! Three hours of these two squaking on this stupid pyramid, in this stupid heat, and toi want me to sing? Forget it!"
"Dude, toi have a contract."
"Eat it Mclean!"
At this time, LeShawna felt the need to interfear. "They finished the challenge! Just stick him on a team, forget about your stupid song, and let us déplacer on!" The other contestants all gave agreements towards LeShawna's statement.
Visibly annoyed. "Ugh, fine! I'll let it slide this time. But toi guys owe me one plus song par the end of the season!"
Now with a visible smirk after getting his way in the end. "We'll see."
"Yes, we will. Now Duncan, Gwen, and Courtney are now all part of team 3. Now that that's been solved, where the heck are Izzy and Ezekiel?"
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(Flash to inside the pyramid)
Previously mentioned crazy redhad was running through the halls, carrying our prarie boy Ezekiel, both still wrapped in bandages. "This is awesome man, I've never been to a real mummy high school before! How's the nourriture here? I remember in this vampire school, everything tasted like blood! The time I spent there was totally one of the best of my life! Almost as fun as the werewolf school with all the meat, and the chew toys, and the moon howling, and the tail chasing, and the people maiming!"
Ezekiel himself looked like he was being tortured something awful. "mmfphfph! mmmmnnhph! mmphpph! meh."
Izzy, in all her knowledge, seemed to interpret this as something nobody but she will know. "Oh, I know! Those zombie schools are all full of obnoxious snobs! toi should totally montrer me around the school some more. I can tell we're going to get along great! Oh look, light!"
Ezekiel could only hope Izzy was going the right way. Then they could finally end this challenge, and he could get away from the crazy girl. "Mmmphphph! mmmph! meh."
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(Flash outside)
Izzy, carrying Ezekiel, came running out of the pyramid. Chris's expression of annoyance turns to one of relief. "Finally!"
Some of the other contestants were a bit worried on what Izzy was carrying though. Her chubby boyfriend Owen was the first to speak as she approached them all. "Izzy, NO!"
The know-it-all bookworm, Noah was able to say a little plus in their fear, as he hid behind Owen. "You're carrying the undead!"
Izzy didn't seem to miss a beat. "I know! Isn't it awesome? He's going to introduce me to his mummy Friends soon! I might have him bite me so I can be a mummy too!"
Ezekiel, having had enough of Izzy, finally frees himself from her grasp and frees his mouth of bandages so he can speak. "Thanks for all the help ya knobs! Who knows what woulda happened if Izzy hadn't found the exit?"
Chris, not giving anyone time to respond to Ezekiel, decided to déplacer on. "Izzy, toi go rejoindre team -"
Harold interupted the host with another one of his interesting facts. "Talata, ou three."
Chris continued, annoyed at the interruption. "And Ezekiel, surprised toi made it through, toi can rejoindre team one."
The newbie Alejandro noticed something that bothered him. "Uno momento Chris. Why do the other teams have plus people then ours?"
Chris's answer seemed as though he had prepared for this question. "Them's the breaks. Maybe having less people will help toi with the challenge more, ou maybe it'll make things harder for you, it'll all come down to how toi work together." Some of the members of Team 2 seemed worried about their chances now. "Ok, now for team names. Talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. toi have three minutes, while I enjoy this ice cream cone." Chris, magical as he is, brings an ice cream cone seemingly out of nowhere.
Team 1 almost instantly cheered with a unanimous "Team Victory! eh!" A golden trophy symbol then appeared to signify their team logo.
Team 3 at first was huddled together, but quickly pulled apart. Everyone except Duncan then cheered "Team Amazon!" With Cody getting an accidental kick in the kiwis, curtesy of Courtney. A rose female gender sign appeared to signify their team logo.
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(Confession Cam)
Duncan - "Team Pyro would've been way better. I don't get it, I was confident atleast Izzy and Cody would side with me." *sigh* "Oh well, I'm an amazone, amazon now, a manly amazon, got it?"
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Team 2 was having some troubles. "Team number 1, and number 2." "Ugh, this is hopeless. Come on guys." "Team gourmet dîner would be nice." But the seconde newbie Sierra gave the final word. "Got it! Team Chris is really, really, really, really hot!" The other members of the team were immediatly started shouting protests. Nontheless, a blue logo with Chris's head appeared for their team.
Chris was visibly beaming at the team name. "Alright! Best team name ever. Now here are your rewards. Team amazon, toi win a camel!" Izzy seems to be the most happy about their prize. "Team Chris is really, really, really, really, really hot."
"I think there were only four reallys. "
Not bothering to correct himself. "You win a goat." The goat seemed to find the most apporiprite thing to do at the time, was to tackle Tyler right off his feet, and a few feet from his team. "And Team Victory, here toi go." Bringing out a stick from somewhere.
Already annoyed at the host, LeShawna decided to complain. "So the team that comes in last gets a camel, and we get a stick?"
"All will be explained, if I feel like it, suivant time! On Total...Drama...World Tour!"
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We start at the haut, retour au début of a pyramid in egypt. A certain A-type princess and goth girl were deep in an arguement over how to finish the challenge.
Using a taureau, bull horn to get his voice over Courtney and Gwen's petty arguement. "Oh kids~" A cloche, bell sounds in the area. "Recognize that sound? Time for whoever's not finished yet to give us a musical reprise!"
Feriously, everyone's favori green mohawk wearing delinquint was the first to remark. "You a dit 1 song per episode!"
Speaking very matter-of-factly. "Yeah, and this is a reprise, not a new song. So if toi don't sing, you're out! Now let's hear it!"
Before Courtney and Gwen could start anything, Duncan decided he had had enough. "You know what? No!" Taking off down the side of the pyramid, draging Gwen and Courtney along with him. "No, no, no, no, no, no! Three hours of these two squaking on this stupid pyramid, in this stupid heat, and toi want me to sing? Forget it!"
"Dude, toi have a contract."
"Eat it Mclean!"
At this time, LeShawna felt the need to interfear. "They finished the challenge! Just stick him on a team, forget about your stupid song, and let us déplacer on!" The other contestants all gave agreements towards LeShawna's statement.
Visibly annoyed. "Ugh, fine! I'll let it slide this time. But toi guys owe me one plus song par the end of the season!"
Now with a visible smirk after getting his way in the end. "We'll see."
"Yes, we will. Now Duncan, Gwen, and Courtney are now all part of team 3. Now that that's been solved, where the heck are Izzy and Ezekiel?"
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(Flash to inside the pyramid)
Previously mentioned crazy redhad was running through the halls, carrying our prarie boy Ezekiel, both still wrapped in bandages. "This is awesome man, I've never been to a real mummy high school before! How's the nourriture here? I remember in this vampire school, everything tasted like blood! The time I spent there was totally one of the best of my life! Almost as fun as the werewolf school with all the meat, and the chew toys, and the moon howling, and the tail chasing, and the people maiming!"
Ezekiel himself looked like he was being tortured something awful. "mmfphfph! mmmmnnhph! mmphpph! meh."
Izzy, in all her knowledge, seemed to interpret this as something nobody but she will know. "Oh, I know! Those zombie schools are all full of obnoxious snobs! toi should totally montrer me around the school some more. I can tell we're going to get along great! Oh look, light!"
Ezekiel could only hope Izzy was going the right way. Then they could finally end this challenge, and he could get away from the crazy girl. "Mmmphphph! mmmph! meh."
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(Flash outside)
Izzy, carrying Ezekiel, came running out of the pyramid. Chris's expression of annoyance turns to one of relief. "Finally!"
Some of the other contestants were a bit worried on what Izzy was carrying though. Her chubby boyfriend Owen was the first to speak as she approached them all. "Izzy, NO!"
The know-it-all bookworm, Noah was able to say a little plus in their fear, as he hid behind Owen. "You're carrying the undead!"
Izzy didn't seem to miss a beat. "I know! Isn't it awesome? He's going to introduce me to his mummy Friends soon! I might have him bite me so I can be a mummy too!"
Ezekiel, having had enough of Izzy, finally frees himself from her grasp and frees his mouth of bandages so he can speak. "Thanks for all the help ya knobs! Who knows what woulda happened if Izzy hadn't found the exit?"
Chris, not giving anyone time to respond to Ezekiel, decided to déplacer on. "Izzy, toi go rejoindre team -"
Harold interupted the host with another one of his interesting facts. "Talata, ou three."
Chris continued, annoyed at the interruption. "And Ezekiel, surprised toi made it through, toi can rejoindre team one."
The newbie Alejandro noticed something that bothered him. "Uno momento Chris. Why do the other teams have plus people then ours?"
Chris's answer seemed as though he had prepared for this question. "Them's the breaks. Maybe having less people will help toi with the challenge more, ou maybe it'll make things harder for you, it'll all come down to how toi work together." Some of the members of Team 2 seemed worried about their chances now. "Ok, now for team names. Talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. toi have three minutes, while I enjoy this ice cream cone." Chris, magical as he is, brings an ice cream cone seemingly out of nowhere.
Team 1 almost instantly cheered with a unanimous "Team Victory! eh!" A golden trophy symbol then appeared to signify their team logo.
Team 3 at first was huddled together, but quickly pulled apart. Everyone except Duncan then cheered "Team Amazon!" With Cody getting an accidental kick in the kiwis, curtesy of Courtney. A rose female gender sign appeared to signify their team logo.
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(Confession Cam)
Duncan - "Team Pyro would've been way better. I don't get it, I was confident atleast Izzy and Cody would side with me." *sigh* "Oh well, I'm an amazone, amazon now, a manly amazon, got it?"
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Team 2 was having some troubles. "Team number 1, and number 2." "Ugh, this is hopeless. Come on guys." "Team gourmet dîner would be nice." But the seconde newbie Sierra gave the final word. "Got it! Team Chris is really, really, really, really hot!" The other members of the team were immediatly started shouting protests. Nontheless, a blue logo with Chris's head appeared for their team.
Chris was visibly beaming at the team name. "Alright! Best team name ever. Now here are your rewards. Team amazon, toi win a camel!" Izzy seems to be the most happy about their prize. "Team Chris is really, really, really, really, really hot."
"I think there were only four reallys. "
Not bothering to correct himself. "You win a goat." The goat seemed to find the most apporiprite thing to do at the time, was to tackle Tyler right off his feet, and a few feet from his team. "And Team Victory, here toi go." Bringing out a stick from somewhere.
Already annoyed at the host, LeShawna decided to complain. "So the team that comes in last gets a camel, and we get a stick?"
"All will be explained, if I feel like it, suivant time! On Total...Drama...World Tour!"
*them song*
Chris: ok campers lets start-huh appears we have 6 plus campers!
Hether: so there’s plus competition?
Chris: yes Hether, alright suivant we have, Fay!
Fay: HI!
Chris: Tay!
Tay: Hi *steps in bird poop*… ok that is disgusting
Chris: Ray!
Ray: hi!
Chris: B.J.!
B. J.: hi…
Chris: James!
James: WOOOOT! nice to meat dude!
Chris: nice to meat too, dude.
Chris: Nikki!
Nikki: *gets of the bateau silently and goes suivant to Duncan*
Duncan: hay.
Nikki: hi…
Chris: ok…time to start meet me at the lodge in 10 minutes that will give toi enough time to get acquainted with everyone
*Confessionals*
Hether: have toi ever seen a girl that looks like that I mean with piercings? And why did she go over to Duncan like that?
Nikki: I hate it when people look at me like that one girl did! And it made me think of my dad when Chris a dit my name like he cared about me…
*end*
Chris: ok campers lets start-huh appears we have 6 plus campers!
Hether: so there’s plus competition?
Chris: yes Hether, alright suivant we have, Fay!
Fay: HI!
Chris: Tay!
Tay: Hi *steps in bird poop*… ok that is disgusting
Chris: Ray!
Ray: hi!
Chris: B.J.!
B. J.: hi…
Chris: James!
James: WOOOOT! nice to meat dude!
Chris: nice to meat too, dude.
Chris: Nikki!
Nikki: *gets of the bateau silently and goes suivant to Duncan*
Duncan: hay.
Nikki: hi…
Chris: ok…time to start meet me at the lodge in 10 minutes that will give toi enough time to get acquainted with everyone
*Confessionals*
Hether: have toi ever seen a girl that looks like that I mean with piercings? And why did she go over to Duncan like that?
Nikki: I hate it when people look at me like that one girl did! And it made me think of my dad when Chris a dit my name like he cared about me…
*end*
Heather
Duncan: toi do?
Heather: Yeah.
Chris clapping: Awesome entertainment! toi two just won the challenge!
The rest: Huh?
Chris: See the Challenge was to see who can give me the best entertainment. Looks like toi two are in the finals. Im gonna tell Justin hes Lost and has to go home.
Gwen: So, who are toi dating?
Duncan: I need to sleep on it. Goodnight, babes
Gwen: Night.
THE END!!!
i have to write plus so, toi can stop, but i have to write more.rghrdfughcdfigyhifdughdfiuhgfiudghfughfughfughfughfughfughfughfughfuh
Duncan: toi do?
Heather: Yeah.
Chris clapping: Awesome entertainment! toi two just won the challenge!
The rest: Huh?
Chris: See the Challenge was to see who can give me the best entertainment. Looks like toi two are in the finals. Im gonna tell Justin hes Lost and has to go home.
Gwen: So, who are toi dating?
Duncan: I need to sleep on it. Goodnight, babes
Gwen: Night.
THE END!!!
i have to write plus so, toi can stop, but i have to write more.rghrdfughcdfigyhifdughdfiuhgfiudghfughfughfughfughfughfughfughfughfuh