kari was polishing her motorcycle when trent ran in her garage screaming:HELP!FANGIRLS!
(he hid behind kari)
kari was his girlfriend.
sam laughed 'ARE toi HIDING YOUR BOYFRIEND?!
kari looked pissed 'SUE ME!'
sam was her very cousin.
kari let out her pitbulls 'butch and pudgy'.
the fangirls ran.
but trent's biggest fan was still there and recited the poem 'your hair is black my cœur, coeur is blue, I will stuff toi with rags and sew toi in two!'
kari blocked trent from her
dont make me hurt you!
she cracked her knuckles.
and the girl peed her pants.
trent was parayzled kari waved a hand in his face.
he screamed,hit himself 9 times,and spewed puke.
kari asked 'are toi okay?'
trent didnt reply.
kari sighed and said'damn this will be sick.'
she preformed mouth to mouth cpr.
trent got up 'you saved me..'
they both had puke all over them.
sam 'EWWW!romeo and juliet take a shower!
kari rolled her eyes and picked up a araign? e, araignée and threw it in her cousins face.
she passed out,she HATED spiders.
confessions of trent:
okay she is independant,gorgeous,hot,pretty,cool,smart and well she saved my life she rocks my world.
she is the best girlfriend I have ever had.
he l’amour sighed.
I l’amour her.
kari took a douche with trent.
and then took him down and made out.