NOTE:I DIDNT REMMEBER IT WORD FOR WORD
Yeah, I deserve to win the million. I also desrve Courtney and her princess ways but NOOOOOO SHE BROKE UP WITH ME! I was in a pool with Courtney, and she a dit she wanted to make out. It was the best moment ever in my life. Untill BETH woke me up with all her chattering! "WEAR A BLIND-FOLD LOSER!" I screamed. Then, I waited for laughs. "Uh guys?" I said. "Oh ya, nobody else in the cabin."I shoved my pocket couteau into the side of my bunk. "Now i'll never get to sleep." In a flash something that looked like pruple Hairspray came in through the haut, retour au début of my trailer. "WHat the..?" The suivant thing i knew i was asleep.
I looked down and all i saw was my hands tied up with rope! Beth a dit something, making sure I was there. " I went to boy scouts which was pretty usless. My mom made me go, but what she didn't know was that they taught toi how to untie any knot. Pretty helpful when your a criminal." I lied to the camera. Beth somehow untied herself, then me. Then, the best thing ever happened. "REAL FOOD!" I yelled when i saw the waffles, fruit and meat. I nearly cried.But creepy Chris had to ruin it. He slid down the pole (yuck, not a nice sight man) and told us we had to clean up after big foot and a bear.But--- wait for it---- WITH COTTON SWABS. I got in there and i nearly died it éperlan so bad! "Suck it up man! Think about pounding Harold!" I thought. Another seconde later, i was done. Oh great, now i have to get shot out of a cannon? Oh well. OH GREAT THERE GOES BIG FOOT! Have to go back in there now. Oh gosh this smells so aweful! Just like Courtney! And Harold! And Beth! And Chris! And Chef! Ok well now i'm done. Almost there,THERE!!" WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" I was fired out of that canon, cannon faster than Trent got kicked off.
When i got to the set, Chef had told me that if i answer a trivia qeustion right, i can skip right to the suivant round. Wrong answer. suivant qeustion. Wrong answer.Wrong answer. suivant qeustion. Wrong answer.Wrong answer. suivant qeustion. Wrong answer. It went like that untill the set of the l’espace episode."What was the name of Courtney's all girl rockband?" YES ONE I GOT RIGHT! "What is the color Courtney is thinking of right now?" "How am i supose to know that, um... blue?" WRONG FREAKING ANSWER! How was i supose to know that?
Last one, Diaster themed. Chris threw all the most aléatoire stuff at us, EVEN A TOILET! But, i did grab Beth's hand before she got smushed. "There, that's your teamsies ok?" Im not nice!But it did pay off. Later on she helped me.
Now, its just the last step to the TDA aftermath! We were neck and neck, running and running. I can't belive i was in a tie with a fatty. REally? Harold's crush besides Leshawna can go slober on herself.But, we touched the door handle and rushed in at the same time. "Its a ....tie?"
VOTE TEAM DUNCAN!