"Hello! I'm Sofie!" I smiled while Duncan turned on the camera. I stood in the middle of my living room with Owen and Beth on the canapé in front of me.
"First of all, dieting is important. So follow these tips!" Duncan giggled tying to keep the camera still.
"Tip number 1," I announced putting my hands behind my back.
"It's not your fault. People may tell toi that your the one who caused all the stomach rolls to appear around your middle, and that toi have eating problems. Well, it's not true! It's not your fault toi like food! Thats just who toi are!" I a dit in my costume-made Jenny Craig vocals.
"Tip number 2, Don't be afraid of your blubber! Once toi except who toi are, toi will be happy." I grinned. I saw Duncan slap his hand over his mouth laughing quietly.
"Tip number 3, toi it to your advantage. If some guys' bothering you, just jump. It'll knock them over in shock!" Beth stared at Owen and they jotted my information on paper while elevator musique played on the radio for back round music.
"Tip number 4, It makes great entertainment! Pop your gut and count how much time it takes for it to stop jiggling."
"MY RECORD IS 5 minutes FLAT!" Shouted Owen with a huge open mouth smile. I winked at him and continued.
"Tip number 5, Teasing. When people tease you, just let it go. They don't know what their missing!" I yelled pointing at the camera.
"Tip number 6, Look at all the fat idols out there!" I threw toi hands up into the air, trying to think myself of fat idols...
"Tip number 7, Fool yourself. Look at your scale is if it was a score at a video game." I then thought of Kona~Chan.
"Tip number 8, The plus of toi there is, the plus there is to love! Tip number 9... Uh, I couldn't think of a number 9..." Duncan rolled his eyes and smiled.
"Tip number 10, If toi weigh 300 pounds on earth, toi weigh 49.8 pounds on the moon!" Duncan cracked up laughing and turned off the camera.
As I looked over this film in editing, I realized it was to short... So I added that "Ice Cream And Cake" song and sent it to Youtube.