L’Île des défis extrêmes Article: TDI- South Park Parody- Brownies

posted by HoldsteinSingh

TYLER
Yeah, whatever toi fat bitch.

CHEF
WHAT DID toi SAY?!

TYLER
I a dit I have a bad itch.

CHEF
Oh.

TYLER and TRENT sit down and the school bus moves on. TRENT
turns around one last time to look at his brother.

TRENT
OH MY GOD!!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - jour

A group of VISITORS, with large heads and amande shaped eyes,
surround Ike.

INT. - BUS

TRENT AND TYLER
VISITORS!

Scared, CODY pulls his capuche, hotte shut.

CODY
Mph mprmhpm bmarmphs!

TRENT
Ike!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - jour

The visitors lead Ike to a large l’espace craft hidden in the
trees.

INT. BUS

TRENT
STOP THE BUS!

TRENT runs to the front of the bus.

TRENT
CHEF, toi have to stop this
bus!

CHEF
Do toi want an office referral?!

TRENT
(SCARED)
No.

MS.CRABTREE
Then sit down!

TRENT
But I....

CHEF
AAHH!!!

TRENT
AAHHH!!!!!

CHEF & TRENT
AAHHHH!!!!!

TRENT runs to the back of the bus and hopelessly looks out
the back window again just in time to see the spaceship take
off.

TYLER
OWEN, are those the same Visitors
toi saw?!

OWEN isn't looking. He still thinks this is all a big
joke.

OWEN
Shut up, toi guys, it's not working.

TRENT
We have to do something!

TYLER
Well, we can't do anything for now.
That fat chienne won't let us.

CHEF
WHAT DID toi SAY?!

TYLER
I-I a dit that rabbits eat lettuce.

CHEF
Oh...
(Pause)
Well, yes, they certainly do.

CHEF turns the schoolbus violently and the children
go flying everywhere screaming.

TRENT
What am I going to do? My little
brother’s been abducted par aliens.

TYLER farts.

TRENT
toi farted!

Both laugh

OWEN
Somebody's baking brownies

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Total Drama Reality Check! Episode 17 Part 2/2! "Rescue 911"

posted by BridgexJordan

(Behind trailers)
Draven: Okay, so let's talk about who we need to vote off.
Liza: Wait, where's Chilly?
Draven: Oh... Chilly... Yeah.... His out of our group.
Joss: But I thought toi a dit that-
Draven: Yeah. I know I a dit that we need to be the final 4 of all the old players, But Chill's out of our group.
Liza: Why?
Draven: He.... did stuff...
Joss: Like wha-
Draven: It doesn't matter what! Now, let's just decide who we need to vote off! Okay?!
Joss and Liza: Fine.
Draven: Good.

(Girl's trailer)
Marissa: Okay girls, We need to vote off Liza!
May: Why? Liza's a good friend.
Marissa: No she isn't! She is...

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Total Drama Stranded Episode 3 'Rockball?' Part 1/2

posted by --Ares2002--

Chris: Previously on Total Drama Stranded, the contestants had to make me while being divided into groups of three. Ace started to like Wisp and Eva scared the hell out of Hannah and Joey. EC worked on making Natalie fall for him and Nicko, Zoey and Yasmin met a ours who was NOT looking happy. Later EC, Natalie and Jayden won invincibility and it was the end of Eva’s journey as she was gone through a submarine only to find out that she was put in another island. Will Natalie finally fall for EC? Will Nicko start to like Yasmin? Can ANYONE finally make good food? Found out on Total...Drama...STRANDED!...

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How to annoy Courtney, Duncan, Heather and Gwen

posted by dxcfan101

How to annoy Courtney:

1. Hug her
2. Steal her bra(and if toi hate Duncan and want him to die, then put it under his pillow)
3. Call her princess
4. Steal her pda and supprimer everything.
5. Tell her how much toi l’amour DxG
6. Lock her in a closet with Duncan
7. Lock her in a closet with Gwen

How to annoy Duncan:

1. Handcuff him to Courtney
2, Hug him
3. Lock him in a closet with a bear
4. Steal his ipod and replace all of the songs with a bunch girly stuff.
5. Bring up the thing about DJ's bunny
6. Die all of his clothes and underwere pink.

How to annoy Heather

1. Swap her clothes with Gwens
2. Shave her head
3....

The Roommate: TD Version(pt. 3)

posted by xFluttershyx

The suivant morning, I woke up. Courtney was already up and dressed for school.

"Morning, Gwen!" She smiled.

I yawned. "Morning, Courtney." All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door.

"I'll get!" Courtney ran to the door and opened it.

"Who is it", I asked.

Courtney slammed the door. "No one."

"Oh." I got out of lit and headed for the door to the bathroom down the hall to take a shower. After I came back, I got dressed. "I'll see toi in class."

"Okay."

I then walked out. As soon as I did, I bumped into someone. I realized it was Duncan. "Hey", I smiled.

"Hey." He smiled. "I stopped par your room to...

Total Drama: rendez-vous amoureux, rendez-vous amoureux, date Night, Episode 1, Part 3: Elimination!

posted by ninjacupcake88

*Later that night before the elimination ceremony*
“Ohmygod... I’m so nervous...” Olivia admitted.
Jenny smiled at her, “Don’t be, there’s no way you’re going to get eliminated.”
“What makes toi so sure?” Olivia asked.
Jenny looked at her, “I just know that they wouldn’t vote off someone as amazing as toi first,”
Olivia turned beat red. “Um... uh...” She stuttered.
Jenny smiled, “What?”
“Nolan!” Missy called. She ran over to him.
“Oh, salut Missy,” Nolan said.
“Have toi thought about our little deal?” Missy questioned.
Nolan nodded, “I’m in...”
Missy...

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Total Drama Voyage of the Seas: Episode 4 "Water Breathing and Water Cups" Part 2/2

posted by Ares2002

(Confessional)

Lily: :D I stayed under the longest

Matt: Oh god... I hope Claudia likes me back... Otherwse that would have been really awkward. *blushes again*

Ashton: *half sad half happy* Okay, so maybe my body isn't as good as it was, I think I just realized something plus important than looks. Friendship. Well, I still don't know if they've forgiven me.... But yeah.

Claudia: Matt likes me *blushes*

May: I'm glad that Ashton swam this time. I forgive him.

(over)

Chris:Okay Team Nature toi gotta vote someone out.Soooo vote.

(Cabin)

Ally-Jane: Hmm... i'm not quite sure who to vote.... I reckon...

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total drama simulation episode 6 harvest code part 2/2

posted by sorandom15

cody: so trent want to make a deal

trent: deal?

cody: for toi and me to make it to the final 2

trent: what makes toi think toi can make it there

cody: becuse i was the one who made rebekah sick

trent: i knew it toi sick lil (beeeep)

cody: like your any better

trent: least im stright up with people

cody: says the hick

trent: whatever toi weasal

Confessional

trent: haha idoet (take out tape recorder) imay be a hick but im not stupid

May: well I'm glad Zams on our team. I really like him *blushes*

end

chris: please make your vote

Confessional

Rebekah: I would've voted for Trent..... But cody was being really...

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Total Drama Reality Check! Episode 7 Part 2/2! "The Prank of the century"

posted by BridgexJordan

(Confessional)

Vincent: I guess I vote off Ashley... she's kinda weird.

Mathew:Okay...I don't know who to vote off...So now I'm gonna vote for Draven.He's very mean.

Blake: Oh my god, this is just great! I'm invincible this week! Too bad for the others, though. It must suck not knowing that somebody's planning a prank on you. Anyway, I'm going to have to vote off Ashley. I'm sorry, I just can't take it anymore.

Ashley: Okay, so, ooohhhhhh my god. *Puts powder on cheek* First off, Blakey Snowflakey ticks me off now. Second--*Applies mascara* I should've totally gotten invincibility if Blakey Snowflakey...

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total drama simulation episode 4 not shaking that baby 1/2

posted by sorandom15

chris: last time on total drama simulation we had a fun time on castway island. were serria Lost letrliy
what will happen this time on total drama SIMULATION

angie: how are toi felling rebekah

rebekah: better how colud trent do that to me

angie: not sure

*confessional*

Angie: "Trent isn't mean enough to do that to Rebekah... is he?

May: I hope Rabekahs okay.

lily: errghh trent your such a jerk

lucy: i wonder what made rebekah so sick.

end

chris: now before we start i want to say rebekah your out

rebekah: WHAT!?!

chris: not out out your allowed to take a break form toay chalaanges

rebekah: nah

chris: ok...

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Total drama simulation call of lazer episode 2 part 1/2

posted by sorandom15

chris: last time team pomme won in the pool challange who will win in this one on total drama SIMULATION

beach house

lily: so may

may: yeah

lily: how do toi like this place

may its awsome

Confessional

May: Everyone here is so nice. I hope that me and Lily will be great friends.

Claudia: Im so glad I won the challenge. I'm off to a great start.

Zack:I'm happy it was a reward challenge,otherwise we would be voting someone off

end

shack*

jazon: aggh i hate this place me and lucy are on oppisite teams

serria: is that why toi threw the challange

jazon: of coruse not

confsessional

Jazon: i would of gone longer...

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Total Drama Voyage of the Seas Episode 4 "Water Breathing and Water Cups" Part 1/2

posted by Ares2002

Chris:Last time on Total Drama Voyage of the Seas the contestants got a pet.At last Team Wise had won and Team Golden Lost and in the end it was Brandon who was thrown off.2 down 18 to go.Who will win?Who will Lose?Find out right now on TOTAL...DRAMA...VOYAGE OF THE SEAS!

(theme song)

(at lunch)
Nicko:Hey guys I heard Brandon was voted off even though he had lawyers

Blake:Really?I haven't heard of that.

Lily:Well..it's true

(Confessional)

Lily: lawyers????

Blake: hahahahaha

Matt: Phew, that elimination was close. I sure hope we aren't up for elimination again anytime soon. What exactly did...

Katie and Sadies jour to jour scedule

posted by koalagirl9

8am wake up and get ready
8:30 am meet at Katie's
8:35 am go to mall
12:00 pm leave mall
12:30 pm eat lunch
1:00 pm hang out
5:00 pm eat diner
6:00pm talk about boys
7;00pm see who can hang upside down the longest
around 7:02 pm someone gives up
7:03 pm:go online
8:00 pm Katie goes to the toilet
8:05 pm wipe hineys
8;07pm Flush
8:09sadie repeats the cycle
8:40 eat a snack
8;50 go to the club
9:00 arive at the club
11:00 leave the club
11:30 arive at homes go to sleep and get ready to repeat the cycle in the morning

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Total Drama Around the World! Episode 15 Part 2/2! "No-Limb-pics"

posted by BridgexJordan

(elimination room)
Chris: toi all have voted and since toi had a hard day, I am being nice-
(Amber laughs)
Chris: as I was saying, because I am being nice, the people who are staying get an energy bar and a small bottle of water. And the first one goes to our invincibility winner, Lance.
Lance: OH YEAH!
Chris: suivant one goes to Lia.
Lia: YAY!
Chris: Rochelle
Rochelle: OH yeah!
Chris: Amber.
Amber: YAY!
Chris: Liza.
Liza: YES!
Chris: Annie!
Annie: YES!
(Lia and Annie hug)
Chris: Cole. Fawn. One of toi will be eliminated tonight. and the final one goes to ................................. Cole!
Cole: YES!
Fawn:...

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Total Drama HighSchool Chapter 1, Part 1

posted by ninjacupcake88

Please remember that not everyone's oc will be in this first part! I tried my best, and hopefully I'll be able to include some plus characters in the seconde part. It's kinda short, mainly cause I'm still getting used to écriture in script format. Thanks :)
--------------------------
No one’s POV
Francis: *walks into school* “First jour back... senior year. This will be interesting.” *checks watch* “Where the fuck is that boy...?”
Jamee: “Francis!”
Francis: “Jamee!” *runs over and hugs her* “I’ve missed you, toi beautiful bitch!”
Jamee: “Aww! That’s sweet....

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Total Drama the Arts! Episode 3 Just paint it!!

posted by Liagirl123

The Drama Freaks winning banner

Chris: Last time on Total Drama the Arts. We had the cast (The new word I'm calling them since there not on a campsite) sing and dance. On Lia's team she picked Courtney and Gwen to sing and Duncan and Trent to dance. On Jordan's team he picked Bridgette and Zoey to sing while Mike and Zeke were dancing. In the end The Drama Freaks won the challenge while The Musical Prodigies had to vote off somebody. In the end it was Courtney who didn't get a gillded chris. Who will be voted off tonight. Find out tonight on Total... Drama... The Arts!
(Theme Song)
Lia: (Over intercom) Guys wake up!!! It's...

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"Regret something Beautiful" Chapter 15

posted by SuperGwen

RSB15

-The Fake video-

On the video was Blainley. Sitting suivant to Chris on a big red sofa. She crossed her legs and plastered a furious look on her face.

"Thanks for that interview on Johnny Depp's cheese addiction, Emily..Now for a shocking and totally uncalled for outburst from our once favori M.P.D couple.." The evil blonde hostess sneered in a fake innocent voice. "On Christmas eve, I went to the house of a close friend if Mike an Ally, earlier, Ally had just donné birth to the twins. Names unknown..I was just kindly offering them a contract to extend their montrer an to TRIPLE their pay..but...

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Total Drama Around The World! Episode 2 Part 1/2: "Kiss n' burn"

posted by BridgexJordan

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! 22 competitors arrived on the plane. Some new. Some Old. Each one had to swim for 10 miles in the blazing hot Atlantic Ocean in the equator! And Alejandro, Heather, and Owen all tied for the last person to finish. And Since Heather and Owen are on the same team, team Germany had to go to the elimination ceremony. In the end, it was evil mean Heather to be the first one to leave. What will be Alejandro's reaction to this loss. And what will our lovebirds think of our challenge today? On Total Drama Around the World!

(Theme song)

(mess hall)
Alejandro:...

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"Toxic Valentine" [A Duncan and Stephanie Story] (Chapter 2: Be My Bad Boy)

posted by ninjacupcake88

Here's chapter two! It's a little different, I liked how it was turning out... but then the ending was a little tricky to plan out. I'm hoping to get Chapter 3 released sometime soon, but I'm trying to focus also on my other fanfiction, so please bare with me :) hope toi guys like it!
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Duncan’s POV
I stop in front of an apartment. I look down at my phone and at the most récent text from Bridgette. “Floor 9,” I read.
I gulp and walk towards the apartment door. I see a group of multiple buttons, and press the one marked “9.” I wait to hear her voice, oddly...

"Toxic Valentine" [A Duncan and Stephanie Story] (Chapter 1: Something New)

posted by ninjacupcake88

This is chapter one of my fanfiction, Toxic Valentine, I know the chapter is a little weird and poorly written... but I wasn't quite sure how their meeting should be, hope toi guys like it though! =D
This is NOT a story for those who are against mature matters such as mentions of sex, abuse, swearing, etc.
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Stephanie's POV (Point of View)

I dive into the water; my red hair flips upwards, and eventually returns par my side, drenched in water.
“Nice dive Steph!” Bridgette calls to me.
I smile and looked up at her and Geoff, the two were cuddling on a towel on the ground,...

Mike and Cameron Friendship one-shot: The hunger Games

posted by SuperGwen

Cameron and Mike Friendship: hunger games one shot

Last night, I was on YouTube , and u saw rue's death from the hunger game movie( only read the books, haven't seen movie) and I was so touched, I cried half the night and thought of this.

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Mike cautiously paced around the forest. Holding his bow tightly in his hands and his arrows safely hooked to his back. The tanned boy was looking around for his ally Cameron.

Cameron was a small boy with dark brown skin and black hair. He wore glasses and was skinny and short. Mike knew that Cameron would be one of the first to die since his name...