Before i begin, i would like to say i got inspired to do a rewritten version of Total Drama All Stars and include characters who weren't in TDAS like Harold, Tyler, Anne Maria, Noah, Owen, Dawn, and Brick.
Episode 1: Heroes vs Villains
(Fade to inside a prison where Chef and a guard are walking past prison cells that lined the hall. Chef walks past a prisoner wearing a eye patch and the Psycho Killer with the Chainsaw and Hook)
I'M INNOCENT I TELL YA. yells the Psycho Killer
(The eye patch prisoner makes kissy faces at Chef and the guard. Chef grows increasingly concerned when he hears a certian voice)
Voice (off screen): And the Crusty Coackroaches have a big lead over the Soiled Stinkbugs!
Prisoner (off screen): Cram it McLain! (Psychotic laughter)
(Pan over to Chris wearing an orange jumpsuit locked behind a glass door standing suivant to two bugs)
Chris:
Lightning slips past Duncan and the heat is on! Yeah! That's what i'm talking about! (Finally notices Chef staring at him from outside his cell) Well, well, well look who finally came to visit me after a whole year.
Chef:
C'mon. toi finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste.
Chris (slightly annoyed):
Whatever. Think i'll stay right there. Got everything i need. Including Chef 2.0! I made him from a cashew. (Chef slides something through the slot in Chris's cell door) What's this?
Chef:
Yo contract. The producers have greenlit another season, so toi in?
Chris (in an excited mood):
It is on! (His tooth twinkles and the intro starts playing)
(Opening song)
(The four spotlights pop out and the camera zooms past Chris and Chef in a bright red helicopter)
Dear mom and dad i'm doin fine
(Up the cliff and into the lake)
toi guys are on my mind.
(In the water, Sierra and Anne Maria are tugging back and forth on a treasure chest, with Cameron and Mr. Coconut floating out. Brick and Owen are hanging onto Fang par the tail while Scott nervously swims away from Fang.)
toi asked me what i wanted to be
(Above the water, Harold tries standing on a surfboard only to fall in the water and Duncan comes par in a speed bateau with Gwen in the bateau while he laughs at Harold and Gwen looks at him with an upset look, causing him to sheepisly rub the back of his head)
And now i think the answer is plain to see
(Pan over to Lightning, Jo, and Tyler on the plage with Tyler and Jo looking annoyed at Lightning as he kisses his muscles)
I wanna be famous
I wanna live close to the sun
Go pack your bags cause i've already won
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
Cause i wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na!
(Pan over to 17 of the 20 contestants (in their swimwear) standing on platforms holding jousting sticks, standing in battle poses. On one side stands Jo, Heather, Alejandro, Lightning, Anne Maria, Gwen, and Duncan and on the other side stands Brick, Harold, Zoey, Tyler, Lindsay, and Courtney)
I wanna, i wanna, i wanna be famous
(Jo overpowers Brick, Harold clashes with Heather, Zoey gets overpowered par Alejandro, Tyler uses his stick to protect his face and gets overpowered par Lightning, Anne Maria takes Lindsay out with no problem, and Courtney clashes with Gwen and Duncan as the two look concerned at her burning stick. Zoom in on the campfire at night. Lindsay and Tyler sit in front of the fire, ready to make out until Sierra gets in front of them and snaps a picture of them on her phone. Zoom out to reveal the 17 contestants gathered around the campfire and the season's logo)
(Whistling in tune)
(Opening credits end; these will be the credits for the rest of the season)
(Zoom into Camp Wawanaka, where Chris is standing on the dock)
Chris:
Welcome to Total Drama All Stars. After my involuntary an long location, i really needed to be in a familar environment surrounded par the people i l’amour to...hurt.
(Evil laugh)
It's a condition of my parole.
Except for the hurt part, eh that's all McLean!
(Walks down the dock where the robot from season 3 is standing holding up a familar briefcase)
So i'm bringing back 20 TD All Stars to battle it out in the most dangerous death defying one million dollar competiton ever!
(The helicopter arrives on cue)
And here they are now!
From our original cast, clumsy athlete Tyler.
(The door to the helicopter opens and Tyler gets tossed out into the water below)
Athletic overachiever Lightning.
Lightning: toi call that a dive? Watch this!
(Chef knocks him out the door and into the water below)
Geeky ninja Harold.
(Harold gets tossed out of the helicopter into the water below before he can ask Chef if it's sûr, sans danger to jump)
Brainiac bubble boy Cameron.
Cameron: This is highly illogical!
Cranky CIT Courtney.
Courtney: This is not in my contract!
Tan in a can Anne Maria.
Anne Maria: If toi mess my poof up you're getting a beatdown!
Brutey bad boy Duncan.
Duncan: Bring it on!
Devious diva Heather.
Heather: I hate Chris!
Bruisey bossy Jo.
Jo: You're a dead man, McLean!
Loveable lamebrain Lindsay.
Lindsay: I'm flying!
TV's number 1# stalker...er I mean blogger...Sierra!
Sierra: For Cooody!
(She gets ready to jump and Tyler, Lightning, Harold, Cameron, Courtney, Anne Maria, Duncan, Heather, Jo, and Lindsay déplacer out of her way and she makes a big splash when she hits the water)
Multiple Mike.
(Mike is tossed out and changes into his other personalities as he lands towards the water)
Mike's crush turned powerhouse Zoey!
(Zoey jumps in after him)
Pants wetting cadet Brick.
Brick: I might be a pants wetter, but at least I'm not afraid to admit it.
Boyfriend stealing Gwen!
Gwen: He wasn't her boyfriend at the time!
Walking stink bomb Owen!
Owen: Look out below! If toi get splashed from me hitting the water, don't say i didn't warn you.
Book worm Noah!
Noah:
Do i have to jump from the helicopter into the water below?
Chef:
That's right.
Noah:
Seems simple enough. Might as well get this over with.
Aura reader Dawn!
And finally challenge throwing dirt farmer Scott!
(Scott refuses to exit the helicopter and hangs onto the door frame until Chef pokes him in the back with a pitchfork, causing Scott to scream in pain)
Feral freak montrer Ezekiel!
(Ezekiel snarls and waves his arms in the air as he lands towards the water until the Drama Machine grabs him with a plunger arm and shoots him off into the distance)
Kidding! No way is that guy coming back!
Dawn:
Oh. How unfornate.
Noah:
Unfornate? Consider yourself lucky he isn't coming back.
(After all 19 contestants arrive on the beach)
Chris: Welcome old friends!
Heather: I am not your friend!
Lindsay: Aww! Someone misses their honey bunny!
Heather: Who? Alejandro? I'm glad he's not back. That handsome jerk...
Courtney (standing tall and looking at Chris with an intimidating glare): You're going to pay for my dry cleaning!
Chris (not phased par Courtney's threat): No I'm not. New contract, remember?
(Confessional)
Courtney:
Same old island, same old Chris. What was I thinking? (picks piece of seaweed out of her hair)
(Confessional ends)
Chris: And the island is now 100% toxic free.
Brick: Thank goodness. I wouldn't want to end up like Dakota.
Chris: This season will be about Heroes vs villains! Based on your past performances!
(Confessional)
Heather:
I'll obviously be on the villains team!
Tyler:
It's such a tough call which team I'll end up on! I know me and my girl Lindsay supported Alejandro in season 3's Hawaii finale, but I hope Chris lets me and Lindsay be on the same team.
Gwen:
Looks like Duncan and I won't be on the same team! Unless Chris considers Duncan a hero! (laughs) Heh! Yeah right!
(Confessional ends)
On the Heroic Hamsters:
Harold, Tyler, Zoey, Cameron, Mike, Lindsay, Courtney, Sierra, Owen, Dawn, and Brick and on the Villainous Vultures: Gwen, Duncan, Scott, Anne Maria, Jo, Heather, Noah, and Lightning.
Wait what!? Why am i on the Villains team?! asked Gwen
Because toi a volé, étole my boyfriend and became the new Heather! a dit Courtney
Yeah! What she said! a dit Chris
I'm so glad we're in the same season and on the same team too. a dit Tyler
So am I. a dit Lindsay
Tyler. Can toi not? I know toi haven't seen Lindsay in a long time, but now's not a good time. a dit Chris
Tyler looked disappointed but decided to listen anyways
Don't feel bad. I think toi and Lindsay are a cute couple. a dit Zoey, cheering Tyler up
Thanks. I just wish Chris didn't have a no romance during the competition policy. a dit Tyler
I do agree. I think that rule is a bit unfair, but salut rules are rules. a dit Zoey
(Confessional)
Zoey:
I feel bad for Tyler. All he wants to do is spend time with Lindsay. As tempted as I am to break Chris's rules, that would be wrong to break his rules. I have to do the right thing and just not break his rules no matter how bad I feel for Tyler.
Brick:
That's a true soldier right there. He rolls with the punches and doesn't argue against anything. I could use plus people like him on my team.
Noah:
If there's two things i hate most: it's Chris and it's even plus Chris.
(Confessional ends)
So Sierra, your hair has grown back quite nicely. a dit Brick as the two walked through the forest with their team to begin their challenge
Thanks. It's tough to be apart from my man, but it's too dangerous for him. We would of have won last time if I hadn't accidentally blown up the plane. a dit Sierra
toi don't suppose Chris will make us jump the cliff again? asked Tyler
(A flashback of Tyler jumping off the cliff in Not So Happy Campers Part 1 is shown)
I still recall that time I almost landed perfectly. I came so close to avoiding losing points for my team. a dit Tyler
(With Chris)
Chris:
Welcome All Stars. Here are your carriages. Blood red for the Villainous Vultures and purest or for the Heroic Hamsters. You've got 30 secondes to pick your driver.
Scott:
I'll drive.
Jo:
No i'll drive.
Lightning:
Sha please. You're the slowest driver ever.
Jo:
But i'm also the shopping chariot, panier racing champion.
(Confessional)
Jo:
No i'm not. I just a dit that because
Lightning:
Gotta respect team champion. Jo drives.
(Confessional ends)
Tyler:
I'll drive.
Courtney:
Absolutely not. I don't trust putting toi in charge. I think i should let Lindsay push the cart.
Chris:
Okay. Everyone but Lindsay and Jo, up the cliff toi go.
Mike:
Wait! Shouldn't we change into our swimsuits first?
Chris:
Sorry no time!
(At the cliff)
Chris:
Greetings all stars! Your challenge is to dive into requin infested waters and look for keys to unlock the spa hotel
Owen:
Just like old times, huh Tyler? Right Noah?
Tyler:
Yeah....just like old times.....
Noah:
I seconde what he said.....
(Confessional)
Scott:
Too bad he forgot i'm still terrified of sharks.
Tyler:
Sharks!? Did he say sharks!? I guess things are going to be 10 times as hard.
Noah:
Oh joy. Maybe i'll finally see the mutated requin Fang i've heard everyone talk about, but never actually seen for the first time.
(Confessional ends)
Chris:
On your marks, get set, go!
(Tyler and Lightning jump off the cliff at the same time, with Lightning punching Fang on the nose and Tyler arriving secondes after Lightning)
Lightning:
Lightning strike!
(Tyler grabs a key but is dragged down to the bottom of the lake par Fang, who beats on Tyler a few times. After Tyler resurfaces, he is battered and bruised with a few black and blue spots on his head. He makes to the carriage, key in hand)
(With Lightning and Jo)
Lightning:
Come on key! Get in the lock!
Jo:
It doesn't fit cause it's the wrong key Brightning!
Lindsay:
Do toi have the wrong key? Here take ours!
(She tosses the key to Jo and Tyler face palms in frustration)
(Confessional)
Tyler:
I know Lindsay's not the most brightest crayon in the box, but giving away our key to Lightning and Jo was a big mistake.
(Confessional ends)
Tyler:
Guess we have to go back.
(With the rest of the Heroic Hamsters and Villainous Vultures Team mates)
Harold:
Lindsay's back! Now's my turn to jump!
Heather:
Finally! AAAHH!
(She jumps off the cliff at the same time as Harold)
Harold:
Yes! Got the key! Onward to victor--
(He is interrupted as Fang and two other sharks montrer up suivant to him. Fang begins par dragging Harold underwater and does the same thing he did to Tyler. par the time Harold reached the surface, his glasses were crooked, and his pants had claw marks in some spots)
Harold:
Onward to victory!
(With Heather and Jo)
Heather:
Has anyone told toi you're similar in every way to Eva?
Jo:
Never been compared to her, but sure, yeah. toi could say we're alike.
(With Lindsay and Harold)
Harold:
It's not the right size! Guess we'll have to go back!
(With the Heroic Hamsters, waiting on Harold to get back)
Zoey (kissing Mike on the cheek):
Good luck
(Mike's mind went blank and he mumbled incoherent jibberish also not looking where he was going and bumping into Gwen, sending both of them over the edge of the cliff and into the water below)
Gwen (in a nervous voice):
N-nnn-nice sharks...
(Fang suddenly shows up suivant to her and she freaks out. He is about to attack her when Mike lands on haut, retour au début of Fang. Zoey swings her medalion collier and the two remaining sharks get hit in the nose par some rocks. Tyler, Brick, Heather, and Cameron are impressed while Lightning just scoffs)
(Down with Harold and Lindsay)
Harold:
Hope toi have better luck than i do.
Mike:
Thanks. I hope you're right.
Scott:
No! toi can't make me!
Lightning:
Oh yes i can!
Duncan:
It's your turn man! toi have to dive! It's either toi ou the robot! And i'm pretty sure the robot isn't waterproof!
Scott (in a nervous voice):
Yeah. But it's ssss-sharkproof!
Heather/Gwen/Anne Maria:
Dive!
(Duncan and Lightning finally get him free, also making the robot roll too close to the edge)
Heather:
So long and good riddance!
(Underwater, Fang and the other two sharks swarm near the robot and start chewing on it until it explodes and releases none other than Alejandro, surprising Harold, Tyler, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, and confusing Cameron, Lightning, and Dawn)
Heather:
toi have got to be kidding me!
(Confessional: Tyler)
Tyler:
Alejandro was in the robot the whole time? Yep! I knew it all along!
(Confessional: Harold)
Alejandro was in the robot? How did i not know this sooner!?
(Confessional ends)
(Alejandro lands on the sandy beach, key in hand until his legs wobble, making him fall face first on the sandy beach)
(With Lindsay and Mike)
Lindsay:
Jalapeno? When did toi get here?
Alejandro:
Silly Lindsay. I've been here the whole time.
(Jo walks up to the steps of the spa hotel and Alejandro unlocks the door)
Chris:
The door is open! The Vultures win! (Mike and Lindsay are disappointed)
(Nighttime: elimination ceremony with Harold, Zoey, Mike, Tyler, Brick, Sierra, Cameron, Courtney, Owen, Dawn, and Lindsay sitting on logs; Tyler and Harold still battered and bruised as ever and Alejandro, Scott, Jo, Lightning, Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Noah, and Anne Maria are sitting in the cacahuète, arachide Gallery and Chris standing in front near a barrel)
Chris:
Welcome to the first elimination ceremony! How do toi like the new cacahuète, arachide gallery, eh? Now the winners can watch the opponents give someone the boot before they head to the spa hotel for a deluxe dinner! (The villains are excited to hear this)
Gwen:
salut even though i didn't technically do anything wrong....i'm sorry about the way the whole Duncan thing went down. Here i picked these just for you. (Courtney sneezes) Oh no! You're allergic? (Slowly walks away)
Courtney:
Told toi toi were a villain! (Sneezes again)
Chris:
Before we start, i need one winner to volunteer for a special reward.
Lightning (slides over to Chris):
Ha! Sha-Lightning!
Chris (grinning):
Great! Your reward is spending the night in exile on Boney Island with all the wild hungry animals!
Lightning:
Aw, how is that a reward?
Chris (holding up a McLean brand Invincibility statue):
Because there's a McLean brand Invincibility statue hidden somewhere on Boney Island! Find it, and you're golden!
(Confessional):
Scott:
With his luck, he'll find it in almost no time at all if he doesn't fail that is....
(Confessional ends)
Chris:
This year, toi get to vote par placing an x on the 8x10 photo of the person toi want to eliminate. (Pointing to the outhouse) Now, get voting.
(Confessional: voting)
(In the outhouse, Brick, Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Harold, Tyler, and Sierra place X's on the photos without revealing who is on the picture. Courtney publicly shows herself drawing an X on Lindsay's picture. Lindsay has a picture of Courtney, thinks for a second, then draws a X on her own face)
(Voting ends)
Chris (Holding a tray of marshmallows):
Okay, the following people are sûr, sans danger (tosses marshmallows at the named people) Cameron, Sierra, Zoey, Mike, Tyler, Harold, Owen, and Brick. Lindsay, you're on the chopping block for giving your key to another person and Courtney, you're on the chopping block for making Lindsay drive.
Lindsay:
Yeah, what's the matter with you?
Chris:
And the loser is...(camera pans back and forth for a few seconds) Lindsay! (tosses last guimauve at Courtney)
Lindsay (in relief):
Thank goodness! Wait! Do i have to ride that scary catapult thingie?
Chris:
Nope! This an we've got a brand new elimination device!
(Cut to the dock of shame with a giant toilet at the end of the dock)
Heather (disgusted):
Gross! (Sierra takes a photo with her Smartphone)
Lindsay:
Well see toi guys. It's been- (Chris flushes her before she can finish her sentence. A giant wave of toilet water covers everyone except Chris, who has an umbrella in his hands)
Chris (tosses umbrella aside):
Who will be flushed into the history livres next? Find out when we return on Total Drama All Stars!
(End credits)
Episode 2:
Evil Dread
Chris (Voice over as clips from last episode last play):
Last time on Total Drama: i welcomed the All Stars to the newly decontaminated island. Then, it was Heroes vs Villains, diving into requin infested waters in chercher of the one key that would unlock the Spa Hotel door for winners only. Thanks to Scott's cowardly fear of sharks, we learned that in every robot beats the cœur, coeur of a Spainard. In this case: Alejandro. And while Alejandro might not hold the key to Heather's cœur, coeur anymore, he did hold the key to the spa hotel, and victory for the Villainous Vultures. And the Heroic Hamsters bid farewell to Lindsay via, our newest and most humiliating "commode" of transportation, the Flush of Shame. (Cut to Chris and Chef grinning on the Dock of Shame) Who will be suivant to pop through the pooper? Find out right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(Opening Credits)
(Zoom into the inside of the loser side of the boys cabin, on one bunk bed, Brick on the haut, retour au début bunk and Mike on the bottom bunk, on the other bunk: Harold and Cameron on the haut, retour au début bunk and Tyler on the bottom bunk and Owen on the floor. There's a moustique buzzing around, and Mike is mumbling in his sleep as his personalities)
Mike (mumbling in his sleep as Chester): There's a storm 'a coming dagnabbit! (Gasps, now as Svetlana): I'm scared, after all zese years, he's going to return! (Gasps, as Vito): Ayo, how we gonna stop this goombah? (Gasps, as Manitoba): Hush it mates; Mike is waking up! (Wakes up as his normal self, looks around) Uh wuzzat? toi guys say something?
(The rest of the boys sleep peacefully and the moustique lands near Owen and starts draining gallons of blood from Owen's body, leaving Owen looking pale)
(Mike goes back to bed, but is awoken par the sound of Brick's alarm clock. Owen jolts up awake with Tyler, Harold, and Cameron stuck to him.
Owen:
Whoops. I didn't notice toi were on haut, retour au début of me.
Cameron:
No worries. Being raised in a bubble, there are far less desirable ways of waking up. (Cameron gets up and dusts himself off)
(Brick flips out of lit and turns his alarm clock off)
Brick:
Sorry for the unexpected wake up call! I hope toi all had a nice sleep anyways.
Harold/Mike/Cameron/Owen/Tyler:
Uh huh. Yeah sure did.
Brick:
Great. I think a few morning stretches to start the jour wouldn't be a bad thing. Besides, it will give us time to wait until we're to rapporter to Chris for today's challenge.
(Suddenly Chef knocks down the door with his foot and tosses gruel at Harold, Owen, Tyler, Cameron, Mike, and Brick, covering the 6 of them)
Cameron:
I'm not so sure this is fit for human consumption.
Brick:
It might not be, but anything to get our energy up for today's challenge.
(Harold starts chowing down on some gruel)
Harold:
toi going to eat that?
Mike:
Nope. Help yourself.
Cameron:
Yeah you're plus than welcome to help yourself.
(Confessional)
Harold:
I don't even know either of them and already they're being nice to me par offering me the gruel they won't eat. If Owen were here, he'd be proud of me for learning a thing ou two from him.
(Confessional ends)
(The mosquito, with its body full of blood crashes through the boys cabine window)
(In the girl's cabin)
In the girls cabin, Zoey was on the haut, retour au début bunk and Courtney was on the bottom bunk and Sierra had a bunk to herself.
(In the Spa Hotel)
Jo:
I was checking out a photo of Chris's ice skating opponents and they look familar. Are they anyone toi guys know? (She hands the photo to Scott and the other Villains and two faces are shown, one with dark brown hair and yellowish or hair)
Scott:
Nope. I haven't seen them before.
(Confessional: Chris)
Chris:
Those two people in the photo are Josee and Jacques. I just prefer not to mention their names out loud.
(Confessional ends)
(Challenge)
The challenge finally began and Chris stood in front of the 19 contestants, explaining the challenge.
Chris:
Today's challenge is dig to for puzzle pieces and assemble them on platforms corresponding to your team's color. Darkest red for the Villainous Vultures and brightest yellow for the Heroic Hamsters.
Tyler:
Do we get to use shovels in this challe-
Chris:
No Tyler. toi and your team have to dig par hand.
(A bateau horn honks and Lightning does a flip landing perfectly on the beach)
Scott (lightly nudging Lightning with his elbow):
Any luck finding the invicibility statue?
Lightning (flexing):
No need. I am the invicibilty statue.
(Tyler facepalms in frustration)
(Confessional: Tyler)
Tyler:
That doesn't even make the least bit of sense!
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo:
As much i hate to admit it, Tyler has a point.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro:
He is so arrogant! I might understand if he had this FACE, but he does not have this FACE!
(Confessional: Lightning)
Lightning:
Arrogant? Be fair now; look at me! (Flexes his muscles) Sha-yeah!
(Confessional ends)
Harold:
Is today's challenge to dig for puzzle pieces to build landmarks from season 3?
Chris (ignoring Harold's question):
Today's challenge is to dig for puzzle pieces based on landmarks from season 3 and once toi have all the pieces, your team must assemble the puzzle pieces and toi must do so starting from the bottom from the top. Failure to do so will result in your elimination so don't mess this challenge up.
Owen (Still a bit pale): We're ready! (Wobbles over a bit) What? What's everybody staring at?
Zoey:
Owen, your face.
Owen:
Yeah. What about it?
Zoey:
It looks pale. Are toi sure you're feeling alright?
Owen:
Yeah. Just a bit lightheaded, but fine nonetheless.
Chris:
Since the Villainous Vultures won the first challenge, they get shovels.
(Chef drives par in the bateau of Losers and tosses shovels at Alejandro, Jo, Scott, Lightning, Anne Maria, Gwen, Duncan, and Heather)
Tyler:
Does that still mean we don't get to use shovels?
Chris:
Exactly! Your challenge starts....NOW! (pulls out an air horn and honks it)
(The Hamsters on their platform (Zoey, Harold, Tyler, Mike, Courtney, Brick, Cameron, Dawn, and Sierra) discussed ideas for how to dig for the puzzle pieces.
Zoey:
We should divide our area into sections and each dig in one.
Courtney:
No, let's separate the plage into quadrants and each pick a quadrant.
Cameron:
That's exactly what Zoey said.
Courtney:
Then...good! We'll use the plan Zoey and i came up with!
Tyler:
Excellent idea. Though because we are now short one hamster, one of us will have to double up on sections to dig
Courtney:
No! We should have one camper do two different sections!
Mike:
Uh...that's exactly what Tyler said
Courtney:
Good! T-then as co-captain I should get at least 75% of the credit! (Tyler narrows his eyes in anger at her)
Zoey (puts her hand in the center):
Go team!
Tyler/Brick/Mike/Cameron/Harold/Dawn/Sierra (put their hands in the center): GO TEAM!
Courtney (Sighs and puts her hand in the center): Yeah, yeah, yeah, can we start digging now?
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney:
What's with the lovin'? Hello, it's called Total Drama, not Total Friendship!
(Confessional ends)
(By now the villains are digging, except for Jo and Heather)
Jo:
Strategy people! Stra-te-gy! We should dig from one end, and dig to the other one in a straight line!
Heather:
And what if the pieces are all at the far end, huh, huh?! We need two lines that push towards the center. Right guys?
Lightning (runs past them):
Ain't nobody telling Lightning where to dig! I'm my own man! (Standing in the water trying to "dig" into it)
(Cut to the Heroes side. Sierra is digging a hole 100 miles into the ground)
Courtney:
Sierra! toi don't have to dig so far!
(Cameron lightly taps a hidden trap with his hand which makes Chef's dirty laundry explode out)
Chris:
Eww! Chef's dirty laundry! (Cameron gets disgusted par the smell) Pretty stinky!
(Cameron tosses Chef's underwear and suddenly sees Mike's fedora and gets an idea)
Cameron:
Mike, i found a little something of yours.
Mike:
My fedora!
Cameron:
Yeah, so here toi go! (He puts the hat on Mike and Mike gasps and turns into Manitoba Smith and spins his arms at full speed, digging into the ground)
Heather:
Fine. We'll work in a circular motion toward the center.
Jo:
No, start with the corners, then déplacer to the center, and zigzag!
Gwen:
Some team!
Heather:
Exactly and a team without a leader is like a horse without a head; it just runs around blind.
Noah:
Who needs Lightning? Am i right, people? Besides, he's just dragging our team down.
Jo:
Agreed. Which is why i should be this team's leader.
Heather:
No i should!
Jo:
Let's let the team decide.
Heather:
Fine! (Heather and Jo go off in different directions to gather up their team mates for a discussion)
Jo:
I've called toi all here to put a little something to a vote: which of us should be this team's leader: me ou Heather?
(All of the villains bicker back and forth until Jo snaps them out of it par whistling through her mouth with her two front fingers as loud she can)
Jo:
I deserve better than this! I don't need toi guys bickering over whether toi think me ou Heather would be a good team leader. All those in favor of voting for me as team leader, raise your hands.
(All the villains minus Heather raise their hands)
Jo:
Ha! Looks i'm team leader!
Heather:
Yeah well don't get used to it. It won't last long. Very soon i'll take control of this team.
(Scott steps over the line dividing the villains and Heroes side. He doesn't get very far when Harold notices him and gets ready to chase him away)
Harold:
Intruder! toi are not supposed to be on our side of the beach, intruder! Be gone before i make toi leave! (He gets ready to run at him when Mike as Mantioba Smith grabs him par the chemise and stops him in mid run)
Manitoba Smith:
Leave it to me, mate. Are toi going to leave on your own ou am i going to have to make toi leave myself? Aha! Just as i suspected! Trying to hide our own puzzle pieces on us, are ya? Well i'll have none of that!
(Scott backs up into a trap that triggers some bees)
Scott:
BEES! (He swings his shovel into Mike's face, knocking him down)
Zoey (Voice gets fainter):
Mike? MIKE! MIIIKE!
(Inside Mike's mind, Chester, Vito, and Svetlana are sitting around playing cards until Manitoba Smith arrives. They suddenly see the large picture of Mike change to a picture of Mal, causing them all to panic)
(Back outside)
par the time Mike got up again, he was too weak to stand up.
Zoey:
I think toi better take it easy. Let me and the rest of the team take care of finding the rest of the puzzle pieces.
(On the villains side)
Lightning:
And now for the finishing touch! (He places a crabe in and the pieces fall)
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo:
His incompetence is really starting to get on my nerves!
(Confessional ends)
Jo:
Nice going. Now you're guaranteed to get voted out for sure.
(After the Heroes finish building their puzzle)
Chris:
The Heroic Hamsters win!
(The Villains are disappointed while Mike and Zoey are excited)
Sierra/Cameron/Dawn/Harold:
Spa hotel! Spa hotel! Spa hotel!
Chris:
Ahem! I require a volunteer for exile duty.
Owen/Brick:
We'll volunteer! Huh? Uh did we say that....
Chris:
Too late to change your mind.
(The two are put on the bateau to Boney Island)
(Elimination ceremony: jour changes to night and Alejandro, Noah, Gwen, Duncan, Jo, Anne Maria, Scott, and Heather are sitting on logs and Mike, Dawn, Tyler, Harold, Courtney, Zoey, Cameron, and Sierra are sitting in the cacahuète, arachide gallery)
Chris:
Welcome Hamsters, sit back and enjoy the show. Vultures, it's time for toi to vote off your first villain.
(The camera cuts to Mike and his hair drapes down over his eye)
Mike (Deep echoing voice):
One par one they will all fall.
Zoey:
Huh? toi say something Mike?
Mike (Gasps, looking and speaking normal):
No. Just sitting here.
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan:
Lightning cost us the challenge, but Jo's annoying. Tough call.
(Confessional: Gwen)
Gwen:
Ugh, I don't know who to vote for. They're all evil!
(Confessional ends)
Chris:
Okay, the votes are in and when i say your name, you're safe. (As Chris names the person, they are tossed a marshmallow) Duncan, Gwen, Scott, Alejandro, Noah, Anne Maria, and Heather. Lightning, you're on the chopping block for your crummy math skills and incessant bicep kissing.
Lightning:
If they were yours, you'd do it too! (Kisses his biceps)
Chris:
....fair enough. And Jo, you're on the block for your annoyingly pushy campaign to send Lightning home.
Lightning:
toi did what? (Jo smirks)
Chris:
And tonight's loser is (the camera pans back and forth for a few seconds).....Lightning!
Lightning (shocked):
Sha-what?
(The campfire ceremony scene transitions over to the Flush of Shame, where Lightning is in the toilet and the other villains and Chris are watching him)
Lightning:
Tossing away your strongest team member! You're gonna regret this! Especially toi Jo! You're a total sha-AAAGH!
(Chris pushes the button and Lightning gets flushed down the toilet)
Chris:
Family show, people, family show. Who else is in line for a porcelaine goodbye? Find out suivant time on Total Drama All Stars!
Episode 3:
Saving Private Leechball:
Chris (Voiceover, recapping last episode's events):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, our Heroes and villains went digging for buried treasure. Unknown to Dawn's team mates, Dawn had taken a liking to Noah. Scott villain'd it up big time when he sabotaged the other team. When he got caught, he didn't take it too well. The Heroes managed to snatch victory from the Villains for the seconde time in a row. Lightning, back from a night of exile on Boney Island made enough boney headed moves to get the royal flush from his team mates. Eighteen competitors remain, which one of them will ride the sewer system next? Find out right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(Theme song)
(Morning)
Chris (over loud speaker):
Attention campers. Forest. Now.
Chris (with a military helmet):
At ease, soldier. (The campers all stop in front of him)
Harold:
What did toi call us out here for?
Chris:
Thank toi for asking Harold and i will explain my reason for calling toi all out here. But first, let's welcome back last night's exiled all stars: Brick and Owen! (Chef drops them both off onto the rive from his boat) Thank toi Chef! Now where was i? Oh yeah! The question toi asked! Today's challenge is leechball?
Harold:
Leeches? What happened to using paintballs?
Chris:
I would go into a long explaination for why i couldn't afford to use paintballs, but let's just say my financial situation is not the best and so because i'm on a limited budget, i couldn't afford to get paintballs, so i had to settle with making toi guys use leeches. Your time starts now! (He pulls an air horn out and the contestants run through the forest after their signal to begin)
Zoey:
If we hurry, we'll get all the good weapons!
(Zoey, Harold, Cameron, Sierra, Courtney, Dawn, Owen, Brick, Tyler, and Mike make a run for the weapons caisse until Alejandro, Anne Maria, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Scott, Duncan, and Noah block their path)
Anne Maria:
Betta luck suivant time.
(With the Heroes at the low tech crate)
Harold:
Is this what the low tech caisse consists of?
Zoey:
Yep. Disappointing isn't it?
Harold:
Yeah a little bit. I guess we've got no other option though.
(In the woods)
Harold ran to find his first target. He stood behind a arbre and pulled back on his slingshot and was ready to feu a leech at Duncan until Duncan noticed him and shot a few leeches at the arbre Harold was standing behind, causing Harold to run. He decided to switch his battle plan up and snuck up on Heather and hit her with some leeches before she could turn around. Heather: When i get up, you're going to be sorry toi ever leeched me! Harold: toi got to catch me first! He spoke too soon and got leeched par Alejandro. Courtney (watching from a tree): Good. He was dragging our team down anyways. Brick (gasping in shock): How can toi say that!? Different ou not, i vow to make it my duty to help no matter what. Courtney (eye roll): I don't see why toi feel the need to bother with him. Brick (ignoring her pleas): Come on, soldier, take a hold of my hand. I'll lead toi to safety (Him and Courtney run with him until Brick gets leeched par Jo) Brick: Man down! Jo: I've waited a long time to do that and now i finally got my chance. Courtney (realizes the gravity of the situation): I take back what i a dit about Harold. I'll carry toi and him to safety. (She lifts Brick and Harold over her shoulders). Brick: Now that's plus like it. I knew toi weren't all bad. (At the cave) Courtney: toi two take it easy. I'll go and take revenge for what happened.
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney:
Ha! As if i'd waste my time with them!
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick:
I knew she was out to get us all along! It was just a matter of time before she betrayed us!
(Confessional ends)
Jo:
I got toi two right where i want you! toi won't get away now! Especially toi Brick!
(Zoey, Mike, and Tyler arrive on cue)
Tyler:
Not so fast!
Jo:
Finally! A plus worthy opponent! (She attempts to shoot a leech off but her trigger jams up, allowing Tyler to catch her off guard par leeching her)
(In the forest) In the forest, the other Heroes and villains are running through the forest, hoping to avoid being leeched. Anne Maria: It's now ou never! Leech him already! Noah: Me leech Owen? Oh no! I'm afraid i can't do that! Sorry! Anne Maria: Then toi leave me no choice! I'll do it myself! Owen: No one's going to be leeching me period! It's toi who will be leeched! (He fires a few leeches off at her and she falls down) Noah: Nice one! Owen: Thanks. Tyler had been hiding behind a arbre to safely leech Gwen from. He pulled his slingshot and the leech slowly moved towards her until Duncan jumped at the right moment in front of it. (Elimination ceremony; jour changes to night and the Villains (Jo, Scott, Anne Maria, Alejandro, Noah, Heather, Duncan, and Gwen are sitting on logs.
Chris:
We'll need one hamster to volunteer for exile. (He moves his finger around for a while pointing back and forth). Cameron! You'll be doing exile duty! Now that's out of the way, time to announce the results of the villains who are safe: Alejandro, Noah, Anne Maria, Gwen, Scott, and Duncan. Heather and Jo, you're both on the edge. Heather for being a pain in the kiester and Jo for being a pain in the kiester that also took out your own team mate!
Jo (pointing at Scott): He should of have ducked!
Chris: And tonight's flushee is Jo!
Jo:
What!? Are toi all nuts!?
(Tyler and Brick are relieved to hear this)
Chris:
But before we get to that, it's time to do a little shuffling around. Two villains acted plus like Heroes and one hero acted plus like a villain. So pack your bags and switch teams, Noah, Duncan, and Courtney.
Courtney (Whining):
I don't want to be a villain!
Duncan:
And i don't want to be a lame-o hero!
Noah:
And i couldn't care less!
(Duncan and Noah walk over to the Heroes side and Courtney joins her new team on the villains side)
Harold:
Yay! Now we're finally on the same team!
Duncan:
Yeah well just because we're on the same team doesn't mean toi can invade my space!
(Flush of Shame with Jo)
Chris:
Any last words?
Jo:
Just flush me already!
(Chris complies and she gets flushed down the toilet)
Chris:
I will not miss her. Tune in suivant time for plus sweet sweet mayhem, right here on Total Drama All Stars!
Episode 4:
nourriture Fright
Chris (Voiceover, recounting the events of last episode):
Last time on a very special episode of Total Drama All Stars, the Heroes and Villains did a leechball challenge: par the end, Brick was nearly done for when Tyler, Mike, and Zoey arrived and it was Tyler who squared off against Jo, coming out victorious. Jo's team got so sick of her they finally sent her packing.
Gwen (Voiceover):
Yeah like how we're sick of your behavior towards us.
Chris:
How'd you'd get in here?
(Cut to the dock where Gwen and Chris are standing)
Gwen:
You're narrating?
Chris:
Way to break the fourth wall.
(Back to the narration)
Chris:
Now Duncan and Noah are heroes, Courtney's a villain and i'm a genius.
(On the dock, Gwen looks disappointed)
Chris:
Without Duncan, Gwen has things rough now that she's stuck with Courtney. And Noah gets to be on the same team as his aura lire girlfriend.
Noah (off-screen):
For the last time, she's not my girlfriend!
Chris:
toi don't get teenagers like him very often. (Laughs as he rubs his hands together, grinning in a devious way) Oh, it's gonna get naaasty! Will the Villains crush the Heroes winning streak? (An angry Gwen pushes Chris off the dock)
Gwen:
Find out on Total Drama All Stars!
(Intro)
After the intro, all the Heroes were in the spa hotel, waiting to throw a party for Duncan and Noah to welcome them to the Heroes team.
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan:
I haven't entered the room yet and already i get the feeling Harold is up to something. He better not annoy me with his facts ou his eyes are going to be a new shade of black and blue.
(Confessional ends)
The Heroes emerge from their hiding places and surprise Duncan and Noah.
Harold/Tyler/Zoey/Owen/Mike/Sierra/Brick:
Welcome to the Heroes team, Noah and Duncan!
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan:
I defiently think Harold's up to something.
(Confessional ends)
Chris (over loud speaker):
Attention campers. Now that last night's rain storm has stopped, time to rapporter to today's challenge.
(With Chris)
Chris:
Before toi get started with the challenge, i must explain things before toi get started. And i also must welcome back last night's exiled all étoile, star Cameron. (Chef drops him off from a helicopter)
Owen (notices a plate of crêpes reserved for his team and runs towards them):
Pancaaakes!
Chris:
Not so fast Owen! (He uses a tazer to neutralize Owen). Anyways, your objective is to eat as much of the crêpes as toi can. So it's up for toi to decide who will do the challenge first.
Mike:
I think Sierra should go first.
Heather:
Alejandro will go first.
Chris:
Have toi made your final decision?
Both:
Yes. We volunteer Sierra and Alejandro to go first.
Chris:
Okay. Without further ado, let the challenge begin!
(During the challenge)
Sierra:
Oh blueberries how i l’amour the taste of thee!
Chris:
Funny, i never recalled poisson eyes being called that.
(Sierra realizes this and throws up, forcing Harold to take her place)
(Alejandro has finished eating his plate when he runs past Harold and mocks him)
Alejandro:
Enjoy loser cabin! It's too bad someone as scrawny as toi doesn't stand much of a chance against me!
Harold (furious):
It's not dîner anymore Alejandro! No one mocks me and gets away with it! I'm going to finally get my revenge for getting eliminated in season 3 par you!
Zoey:
You're up next, Owen.
Owen:
Finally! I've been waiting long enough! Time to chow down!
(With Alejandro and Harold)
The two were running through the obstacle course,with Alejandro running far ahead of Harold and Harold catching up to him. The two make it to the salade spinner right before the door closes.
Alejandro:
Here Harold. Let me give toi a hand up. (He pulls Harold up par his chemise into the salade spinner and the two brace for the spinning movement with Harold and Alejandro holding in their urge to puke.)
Chris:
With just a few secondes remaining, it could be anyone's guess who comes out victorious.
(The salade spinner spins for a few secondes until it slows down and Harold falls out.)
Noah:
After you, i insist.
Dawn:
No. Please. toi wanted to go next. Uh....(she hesitates what to do suivant until she grabs Noah in for a kiss)
Noah:
This wasn't what i had in mind but this will do.
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn:
I'm officially happy now that i got my first Kiss with Noah.
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah:
(speaking incoherent jibberish)
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen:
This is the happiest jour of my life! My little buddy got his first kiss!
(Confessional ends)
Chris:
The Heroes win!
(Everyone on the Heroes team are excited)
Chris:
Don't get too excited, heroes.
(Everyone watches in horror until Harold coughs up a bee)
(Zoey is relieved)
(Day changes to night: elimination ceremony)
The villains are sitting on logs and the Heroes are sitting in the cacahuète, arachide gallery.
Chris:
Congrats to the heroes. But unfornately one of toi is going home. I'm not going to say who, but one of toi is going home. (Harold steps down from the cacahuète, arachide gallery and a pancake piece falls out from his pocket, suprising Zoey, Mike, Owen, Noah, Dawn, Tyler, Sierra, Brick, Cameron, and Duncan)
Zoey:
Harold!? toi stashed a pancake piece away in your pocket!? toi don't strike me as the thief type.
Chris:
Well, isn't this a surprise? I guess Harold will be taking the flush of shame instead of Anne Maria.
Anne Maria:
WHAT!? HOW COME HE GETS TO BE ELIMINATED AND I DONT!?
Chris:
Because he sabotaged his team.
(Flush of Shame with Harold)
Zoey:
We're going to miss toi Harold.
Brick:
We'll do our best to win for you, soldier. toi were the best team mate this team ever had and now we've got to say goodbye to you.
Cameron:
We'll miss you. But now it's time for us to bid farewell to you.
Harold:
Thanks guys. It's been a fun expierence while it lasted.
Chris:
Any last words before toi have to get flushed?
Harold:
No. That will be all.
(Chris complies with his request and Harold gets flushed)
Chris:
Seventeen contestants remain, who will be suivant for a ride through the sewer system? Find out suivant time on Total Drama All Stars!
Episode 5:
chant in the Discomfort:
Chris (Voiceover, recounting last episode's events):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, our seventeen all stars had a pancake breakfast. After being taunted par Alejandro, Harold taught him not to mess with him. His victory however was short lived when Zoey learned he kept a pancake piece in his pocket, resulting in his team mates bidding him farewell. Who will be suivant to take a ride through the sewer system? These réponses and plus are soon to be answered on Total Drama All Stars!
(Opening theme)
(Cut to the spa hotel at night)
Gwen:
It's so nice of toi to invite me into the spa hotel.
Zoey:
My pleasure.
(On the boys side)
Mike:
So Noah how about that kiss?
Noah:
Meh. I prefer not to say.
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike:
He's so got a thing for Dawn. He'll come around eventually.
(Confessional ends)
Tyler (walks out, waking up and stretching):
What's this i hear about Noah having his first kiss?
Mike:
Good to see toi Tyler. In case toi haven't heard yet, Noah had his first Kiss during yesterday's challenge. Him and Dawn had their first kiss.
Tyler:
Oh yeah! I remember seeing them Kiss during yesterday's challenge! Shame Harold got himself eliminated though. I hope i don't get eliminated for getting injured to the point where i'm no longer in any condition to stay in the game.
Mike:
I wouldn't be so sure that. I saw your elimination in season 3 and toi were injured during that elimination. The same thing could be likely to happen again.
(The suivant morning)
Chris (over the loud speaker):
Attention campers. rapporter to me for today's challenge.
(With Chris)
Chris:
Okay. Since you're here, since the villains won last time, they get a head start.
Noah (rolls eyes):
How unfair.
Tyler:
I agree with Noah. That is unfair. Just because Harold got eliminated doesn't change the fact that that's unfair.
Chris:
Okay, look. If toi got a problem with my rules, you're plus than welcome to take that up with me. If toi have nothing plus to complain about, then pay attention to today's challenge. Good. That's better. Today's challenge is a nod to a season 3 challenge some of toi may remember. (With Chris and his hommage box)
Chris:
That's right. I had been keeping these sparkly outfits in storage since season 3 and these bébés are still in perfect shape. So Heroes team, put one of these on. (He tosses them at the Heroes and one covers Noah's head)
(Owen, Noah, Tyler, Duncan, Sierra, Dawn, Mike, Zoey, Brick, and Cameron put the outfits on)
Courtney (walking up to Chris, furious):
Hey! How come we don't get to wear those outfits!?
Chris (barely threatened, but still nervous):
Because i only had enough for the heroes.So....you guys don't get any!
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick:
I'm not too familar with the challenges they did in season 3, but if wearing a sparkly outfit is all it takes, i suppose i'll give it a chance.
(Confessional ends)
Mike (as Mal):
Time to put my first act of evil into play (He grabs Tyler par the leg as he walks par and makes him fall on his face)
Zoey (looks shocked):
Mike! How could toi do such a thing? (She helps Tyler to his feet)
Mike (changes back to normal):
Oh....that....i never recall doing that.....
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey:
Something's up. I think Mal had something to do with Tyler's injury. I think he's doing this on purpose to get Tyler eliminated...
(Confessional ends)
Mike (as Mal):
Time to really get Tyler injured. He'll be eliminated for sure.
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey:
Did he really just do what i thought he did when i wasn't looking?
(Confessional ends)
(After a long while of getting Tyler injured)
After a while, Tyler was bruised from head to toe.
Dawn:
Oh my. What's wrong with him?
Zoey:
It seems a certian individual injured Tyler....isn't that right....Mike ou should i say Mal?
Mike:
I swear i never recall injuring Tyler. That was Mal that did that.
(Elimination ceremony: jour changes to night; the villains are sitting in the cacahuète, arachide gallery and the Heroes are sitting on logs, with Tyler having bandages covering his mouth.
Chris:
Okay. The following Heroes are sûr, sans danger to play another day: Mike, Zoey, Sierra, Dawn,Owen, Noah, Duncan and Brick. Cameron, you're on the chopping block for having to get your outfit fixed backstage during the challenge. And Tyler, i've been informed about your injuries. So tonight's flushee is (the camera pans back and forth as Cameron gets nervous)......Tyler! (Mal evily laughs and walks up to Tyler)
Mal:
Well, well, well. Looks like you're finally getting eliminated. (Tyler gets scared and tries to let out a muffled scream)
(Flush of Shame with Tyler)
Chris:
Do toi have anything to say?
(Tyler shakes his head to say yes)
Chris:
toi don't? Well, in that case, i guess it's time for toi get flushed. (Chris presses a button and Tyler gets flushed)
Sixteen contestants remain; who will be suivant to take a ride through the sewer system? Find out suivant time on Total Drama All Stars!
Aftermath Episode 1:
The aftermath episode began with the aftermath musique playing.
(After the intro)
Blaineley:
We're here, we're live. And we're here to interview this show's panel of eliminated all stars and ask them how they felt about being eliminat-
Geoff:
Thank toi Blaineley. Me and Bridgette will take it from here. So, let's check in with our eliminated all stars Lindsay, Lightning, Jo, Harold, and Tyler and ask how they feel about being eliminated. So Lindsay, how do toi feel being eliminated?
Lindsay:
What was your name again? George?
Geoff:
Okay moving on. Lightning, how do toi feel about being eliminated?
Lightning:
Lightning eliminated? No such thing in Lightning's world!
Geoff:
Okay, how about toi Jo?
Jo:
My team will wish they never eliminated me to begin with.
(After interviewing the eliminated contestants)
Geoff:
Okay. Now that you've all been interviewed, it's time for a minute to win it challenge. It's simple. All toi have to do is stack a pyramid out of cups and toi have to do it as fast as toi can. But there's a catch: toi have to switch hands as toi do it.
Lightning:
Lightning aint switching nothin'
Jo:
toi have to follow his rules though. It's bad enough toi cost your team during the puzzle challenge.
(After the challenge)
Geoff:
And that's all the time we have today. See toi suivant time on Total Drama All Stars aftermath.
Episode 7:
Moon Madness
Chris (voice over, recapping events from the last episode):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, the seventeen all stars took part in a challenge as a nod to season 3's Sweden challenge in which the Heroes wore sparkly outfits. In the end, Tyler got eliminated due to no longer being in any condition to stay in the game thanks to Mal. (laughs). What plus crazy challenges will i make the contestants endure and who will be suivant to take a ride through the sewer system? Find out right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(Opening credits)
Mike:
Tyler's elimination has made me really realize how much i miss him.
Zoey:
Well maybe if toi didn't injure him like that, he'd still be here.
Mike:
I swear that wasn't me. That was Mal that did that.
Zoey (slightly annoyed):
Sure it was.
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike (as Mal):
Mike might miss Tyler, but i certianly don't. Cameron, watch your back because you're next.
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey:
Not only do i miss Tyler, but i also miss Harold as well.
(Confessional ends)
Chris:
Evening campers, rapporter to the starting line for today's challenge.
(On the way to the challenge)
Duncan:
I never thought i'd say this, but i miss Harold.
Zoey:
Yeah. I do too.
(After the contestants arrive)
Chris:
Good news toi guys. Today's challenge is a night time challenge.
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick:
Okay i can handle jour time challenges, but night time? Forget it! I'm afraid i'll get Lost the whole time.
(Confessional ends)
Brick:
Chris, with all due respect, did it ever once traverser, croix your mind that a night time challenge is dangerous?
Chris:
Yes it did. But i didn't bother changing my mind with the risks involved. Tonight's full moon is a rare blue harvest moon. Beware of werewolves. toi may see a few during the challenge. And no challenge is complete without non competitor DJ. (DJ is introduced after Chris mentions him)
Owen:
DJ! Nice to see you! Give me a high five DJ!
Chris:
Uh-uh-uh! At ease, soldier! The non contestants are not to Converse with the contestants!
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike (as Mal):
(laughs evily) Now's my chance to mess with DJ's animal curse he had in season 3!
(DJ overhears Mal and runs away in fear)
(Confessional ends)
(During the challenge)
As both teams ran through the forest, a few red eyes were montrer up in the trees.
Courtney:
Watch where you're goi-
(She trips and falls and gets attacked par a few werewolves)
(After she gets out alive, barely)
Gwen:
Courtney.....are toi okay....
Courtney (somewhat furious):
DO I LOOK OKAY!?
Gwen:
Woah! Take it easy! It's not my fault toi got attacked par werewolves! Maybe it was Mal who tripped you.
Courtney:
I doubt it. I think toi had something to do with tripping me.
(When Zoey wasn't looking)
Anne Maria:
No one's looking, so how about bagging me some Vito?
Mike:
Uh sorry Anne Maria. No can do.
Anne Maria (her expression changes to disappointment):
What do toi mean Vito isn't coming out to play!? (She lunges for Mike until Mike moves out of her way)
(Elimination ceremony: Anne Maria, Scott, Alejandro, Heather, Courtney, and Gwen are sitting on logs and Owen, Brick, Dawn, Sierra, Cameron, Noah, Mike, and Duncan are sitting in the cacahuète, arachide gallery. Cameron looks noticeably uncomfortable at the idea of getting his feet massaged par Sierra)
Sierra:
You're so cute when you're uncomfortable, Cameron.
Cameron:
Agh! Your stalker ways are adding to my pain! I can't take it anymore!
(Confessional: Cameron)
Cameron:
(hits his head against the confessional mur in frustration)
Sierra (off screen):
You're so cute when you're mad!
Cameron:
(runs out of the confessional) That's it! I want to get off this montrer for good!
(Confessional ends)
Chris:
The following villains are sûr, sans danger for another day: Courtney, Heather, Alejandro, and Scott. Anne Maria, you're on the chopping block for going behind your team mates's back to be alone with Vito and Gwen, you're on the chopping block for bumping into Courtney during today's challenge. (Courtney simply gives Gwen an angry look which makes Gwen nervous). Tonight's flushee is.....(camera pans back and forth slowly as Gwen looks nervous and Anne Maria sprays her hair)....Anne Maria! But before i get to that, Cameron, to the Villains team with you.
(At the Flush of Shame)
Anne Maria:
What can i say? I saw it coming anyways.
Chris:
In that case, let the flushing commence! (He presses a button and Anne Maria gets flushed) Fifteen contestants remain. Who will be suivant to ride through the sewer system? Find out suivant time on Total Drama All Stars!
Aftermath Episode 2:
The episode began with the aftermath show's intro and then Blaineley introducing the show.
Blaineley:
Welcome back Total Drama fans. When we last left off, the eliminated all stars Lindsay, Lightning, Jo, Harold, and Tyler took part in our minute to win it challenge. But now we've got an extra all étoile, star joining us. Please out your hands together for Anne Maria! (Anne Maria walks in and there is no applause sound as she walks into the aftermath studio) What's going on with the applause sound maker!? (The intern running the sound maker machine turns it on) That's better.
Anne Maria:
Where's Chris!? When i get my hands on him, he's going to be sorry he ever eliminated me!
Blaineley:
Nope there's no Chris here.
Anne Maria (calmer this time):
Good.
Blaineley:
Yeah. Now why don't toi take a siège with the other eliminated all stars?
Anne Maria:
Okay.
(She climbs into the section with Lindsay, Lightning, Jo, Harold, and Tyler)
Jo (to Anne Maria):
Nice to have toi back. How was the toilet ride here?
Anne Maria:
Can't complain. My hair stayed dry the whole time. (sprays her hair)
Harold (coughing and talking in between coughs):
toi think toi could find another place to do that? I'm practically coughing over here.
Anne Maria:
Sorry sugah' baby. No can do.
Leshawna (from the cacahuète, arachide gallery of the non competitors):
Nobody uses that phrase but me!
Anne Maria:
toi wanna go? Because i have no problem with having a cat fight with you!
Leshawna:
toi asked for it then! (Both girls get ready to have cat fight but get held back par the nearby people in the same rows as them; Jo and Lightning are holding Anne Maria back and Katie and Sadie are holding Leshawna back)
(Confessional: Anne Maria)
Anne Maria:
This confessional is a lot nicer looking and i'm glad to not be using the dirty outhouse confessional for once. That outhouse was nasty!
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo:
Wow. This confessional area looks a lot nicer and it's bigger than the confessional area in the outhouse.
(Confessional: Lightning)
Lightning:
Lightning could get used to this! Sha-Lightning!
(Confessional ends)
Cody:
Never thought i'd say this, but i wish Sierra were here right about now.
Trent:
Tell me about it. I feel the same way about Gwen. At Leshawna gets to see Harold though.
Blaineley:
Attention eliminated all stars and non competing all stars. Time to do another mini challenge.
Geoff:
It's simple. toi have to play an interactive board game of Total Drama World Tour! Each of the locations on the board are as followed: Egypt, London, Sweden, Africa, and the other places visited in World Tour.
(After the challenge)
Geoff:
And that's all the time we have today! See toi suivant time on Total Drama All Stars!
Episode 8:
The Spanish Opposition:
Chris (Voice over; recapping the events from the last episode):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars the contestants took part in a blue moon night time challenge. DJ made a surprise appearance during the challenge which was unfornately short lived thanks to Mal. (laughs) Courtney and Gwen's friendship was put dangerously at risk when Courtney accused Gwen of getting attacked par the loups garous living deep in the island's surrounding forest. The Villains bid farewell to Anne Maria after her attempt to hook up with Vito was unsuccessful and Cameron joined the Villainous Vultures team. Who will be suivant to take a ride through the sewer system and what other crazy challenges will i make the all stars endure next? Those réponses and plus coming up right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(Intro)
(At the Spa Hotel)
Noah:
Another day, another challenge.
Duncan:
What's up with you?
Noah:
Oh nothing except for the fact that Chris has no regard for our safety when making us do these challenges.
Duncan:
I feel your pain.
(Inside the Spa Hotel)
Courtney (walks past Cameron):
Don't bother. Your days on the villains team are numbered. Very soon toi will be eliminated.
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney:
Someone like him should make for an easy target.
(Back at the Spa Hotel)
Dawn:
(walks out, yawning and stretching her arms) Nice to see toi Noah. Owen should be out here right about now.
Owen:
Here i am right on cue! (He grabs Dawn and Noah into a ours hug)
Noah (barely able to speak):
We're glad to see toi too Owen but can toi put us down?
Owen:
Oh sorry. I'm not normally this excited.
(The suivant day)
Chris (over loud speaker):
Attention campers! rapporter to me for today's challenge!
(With Chris)
Chris:
Today's challenge involves a trip to the fun zone!
Owen:
Is there a bouncy house at this fun zone?
Noah:
I wouldn't count on it, big guy.
Chris:
Good question. And toi would be correct, Noah. There are no bouncy houses at this fun zone. But there's a catch: toi have to ride a bateau to the fun zone! It's not somewhere toi can swim to.
(At the fun zone)
Chris:
Welcome all stars!
Owen:
Where's the bouncy houses?
Chris:
Owen! I thought Noah already told toi there are NOT any bouncy houses at this fun zone!
(Challenge)
Noah (runs back to Owen):
Come on!
Owen:
Can't go on! Need cheeseburgers to recharge my energy!
Noah:
Not right now! Come on!
Brick:
Let me take it from here, soldier.
Noah:
toi think toi can get him to move?
Brick:
Think? I know i can. Owen, if toi do as i say, you'll get to have as many cheeseburgers as toi want when toi get back to camp.
(Owen hears this and he gets up)
(At the castle)
There was a giant castle, with balloons Once everyone walked in, a door opened, revealing a mutated forest.The door closes, leaving Chris to explain the challenge.
Chris:
Today's challenge is to collect eggs like season 3's condor egg challenge
Courtney:
A repeat of the condor egg challenge? How original...
Noah:
I feel your pain Courtney.
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney:
Wait...did i suddenly start to become as synical as Noah?
(Confessional ends)
(During the challenge)
The Heroes and villains worked as fast as they could, gathering up as many eggs as they could until the Villains beat the Heroes out, resulting in the Villains winning.
(Elimination ceremony: Brick, Zoey, Mike, Noah, Dawn, Owen, Sierra, and Duncan are sitting in the cacahuète, arachide gallery and Alejandro, Scott, Courtney, Gwen, Cameron, and Heather are sitting on logs.)
Chris:
The following villains are sûr, sans danger to play another day: Alejandro, Gwen, Scott, and Cameron. Courtney, you're on the chopping block for your campaign to get Cameron get voted out. And Heather, you're on the chopping block for ordering Alejandro and Scott around. Tonight's flushee is....(the camera pans back and forth until it stops panning back and forth) Heather! (Chris tosses the last guimauve at Courtney) Who will volunteer for exile to Boney Island?
Mike (as Mal):
I will!
(Flush of Shame with Heather)
Heather:
You're all going to pay for eliminating me! toi included Alejandro! Just flush me already!
(Chris complies with her request and she gets flushed)
Chris:
Seven Heroes and six villains remain! Who will be suivant to ride through the sewer system? Find out suivant time on Total Drama All Stars!