"1. ‘Accidentally’ call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he says the word ‘what’.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what toi are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green jour song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his lit and scream “The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!”
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him par any other name.
7. Give away the ending...
continue reading...
