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This is an alternate scene from episode 180.

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Announcer: And without further ado, let the race begin!
Panzer: Haha! I'm winning!
Security: Stop him! He's cheating!
Panzer: toi dare accuse me of cheating?!?! *Deploys an MP40* This will teach toi a lesson!! *Shooting the security guards*
Security: *Getting shot par Panzer's MP40*
Panzer: Anyone else want to challenge me?!
Security: Get back here! *Chasing panzer in Jeeps*
Panzer: *Shooting the Jeep drivers*
Security: Ah!! *Crashing into each other*
plus Security: *Blocking the tracks at Newark Penn Station* He won't escape us this time. *Pointing Thompson's towards Panzer*
Panzer: Oh that's cute. *Deploys a Panzershreck* But they don't call me panzer for nothing! *Shoots a missile*
Security: Look out!! *Get hit par the explosion*
Panzer: *Laughing* So much for your roadblock!
Security: *Watching panzer escape* No!!!!!!!
CSX Engines: *Waiting above the Northeast Corridor on the Lehigh Line bridge* Roger, we see target southbound at 90 miles an hour.
Panzer: *Switches back to his MP40*
CSX Engines: *Shooting at panzer with M16's*
Panzer: Your aim is weak! *Shooting the CSX diesels*
CSX Diesels: *Falling off the bridge*
Panzer: *Looking back at the CSX Diesels*
CSX Diesels: We can still shoot! *Watching their M16's get hit par Panzer's bullets. Their rifles fly away from them* ou not....
CSX Dispatcher: Attention all units, the Monon F3 is still on the loose. He must be stopped from cheating.
CSX Switcher: I got eyes on target!
Panzer: *Approaching the switcher*
CSX Switcher: *Deploys a poulain, colt 1911* STOP!!
Panzer: *Shooting a swastika on the the switchers front between his eyes*
CSX Switcher: *Stares at the swastika* I knew I should have stayed home. *Falls down*
Panzer: Another target scrapped!
CSX Dispatcher: Dang it! That's another one of our engines down! Looks like we can't do anymore to stop this cheater.
Amtrak ACS-64: toi mean I've been pushing these cars for nothing?!
CSX Dispatcher: Afraid so.
Amtrak ACS-64: Drat!
Panzer: Now nothing can stop me! Ahahahahahahaha!!!

But the CSX, and Amtrak security teams weren't ready to give up just yet. Numerous P42's, and ET44AH's were waiting for Panzer's arrival.

P42 55: Headlight in the distance!
ET44AH 3404: Get ready! *Deploys M16*
Amtrak Engines: *Pointing Thompson's at Panzer*
Panzer: *Pointing his MP40 at the engines* Get a taste of this! *Shooting the Amtrak & CSX engines*
Amtrak & CSX Engines: *Returning fire*
Panzer: *Scrapping the engines*
P42 55: *Going backwards, and returns feu to Panzer* Surrender now! *Talks to dispatcher* Panzer's going through Princeton Junction, but I won't let him- *Get shot* escape. *Falls onto the ground*
Mr. Bruce: Yes! This is going very well! Keep up the good work Panzer!!
Panzer: Just make sure Ferris & Mat blow up the bridge after I pass, and everything will be golden.
Mr. Bruce: They are placing their boxcars of explosives on the bridge as we speak. Once toi pass them, your victory will not be doubted.
Ferris & Mat: *Stopping on the bridge with boxcars of explosives*
Panzer: *Runs past*
Ferris & Mat: Heil Panzer! *Leaving their boxcars as they follow panzer into Pennsylvania*
Mr. Bruce: And now. *Blows up the bridge* This is beautiful. We won the race, and the grand prize of a hundred thousand dollars is ours!
Panzer: YEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!
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Kagura's Hot, Sticky Fluids

Starring Megan as Tomo
Sammi as Kagura

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Megan: Kagura! Juicy!
Sammi: *Wheelslips* I'm masturbating!! Haha. *Slips her wheels as she struggles to déplacer a 25 car passenger train*
Megan: What?
Sammi: *Makes her wheels slip faster*
Megan: That isn't how it goes!
Sammi: Hahahaha! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

After having wheelslip for 20 secondes nonstop, Sammi released white fluids that splashed all over Megan, and turned her into a skeleton.

The suivant day, Sammi and Mily were at Impala Station.

Sammi: *Laughing* That was swell. So that's basically what happened yesterday. It was pretty rough.
Megan: *Dancing in front of Sammi*
Sammi: What is that?

Don't ask me.
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soupe - ???

Sean & Jazlin as theirselves

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Sean: *On a phone* Hello?
Jazlin: *In a grocery store, holding her phone with steam from her cylinders* Hey, what's up?
Sean: I need your help. Can toi come here?
Jazlin: Uh, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
Sean: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
Jazlin: I can't find them.
Sean: What do toi mean toi can't find them?!
Jazlin: I can't find them. There's only soup.
Sean: What do toi mean there's only soup?!
Jazlin: It means there's only soup!
Sean: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE soupe AISLE!!
Jazlin: Alright, toi don't have to shout at me. *Moves forward...
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 This is the race car suivant to the tower Mr. Baldwin is in
This is the race car next to the tower Mr. Baldwin is in
Narrator: Today was a very special morning. Mr. Baldwin had a race car suivant to the tower he was in.
Sean: So what's this race you're doing again?
Mr. Baldwin: It's called the L.A. Special. The race is in Los Angeles, and it's for charity.
Mike: Heey, I didn't know toi could race for charity.
Mr. Baldwin: Sure. Thousands of people do it. This race is so popular, that there will be at least fifty contestants.
Sean: Now that's a lot.
Mr. Baldwin: While I'm gone, S.B will be in charge.
Sean: It'll be different getting orders from someone who doesn't talk out of a megaphone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin:...
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The Powerpuff Girls Movie - First Day

Cast

Jazlin as Blossom
Mily as Bubbles
Tabby as Buttercup
S.B as Professor Utonium

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Jazlin, Mily & Tabby: *Staring at S.B*
Jazlin: Hi.
S.B: *Backs up* Ah!
Jazlin: What's your name?
S.B: Oh, uh my name, is, uh, Professor. Professor Utonium. Hello.
Jazlin, Mily, & Tabby: Hello Professor Utonium. It's very nice to meet you.
S.B: It's very nice to meet toi too. Uh...uh, what are your names?
Jazlin: Well toi made us, so shouldn't toi also name us?
S.B: Uh, okay. Oh this is so cool! *Looking at Jazlin* Well now let's see. Because of your directness, and opening...
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The Eiger Sanction: Froiteg!

Cast

Sean as Clint Eastwood
Jesse & panzer as theirselves

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Well it's not really a song, but I think you'll enjoy listening to it.

Jesse: *Derailed suivant to Sean*
Sean: toi ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

His voice echoed around the island, all the way into Zorrin.

Panzer: *Smiles devilishly as he hears Sean's echo*

The End

This is short enough to be a short, but another skit is on the way. A much longer one.
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