#10: Jumping The Shark
Episode 79: Where Diesels Dare
Alarm: link
Sean: Come on Kenny, fix that line as quickly as toi can.
Kenny & Mily: *Using the grue, crane to fix the line*
S.B: *Looks from the side of the wall, and sees several N.E.L workers* We got company.
Sean: Time is of the essence toi two.
S.B: *Hiding behind the wall. He shoots at the N.E.L workers, and kills seven of them*
N.E.L Workers: *Shooting at S.B*
S.B: *Waiting behind a wall. He yawns, and looks at his watch as the workers continue firing bullets at him*
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Returns fire*
N.E.L Workers: *Hiding behind a poll, and get hit*
N.E.L Worker 95: *Taking cover behind a tree, shoots plus bullets that hit the other side of the wall*
Kenny: Four plus nails, and one plus sleeper.
S.B: *Still waiting behind the mur as the N.E.L Workers continue shooting at him*
Sean: Let's emballage, wrap this up S.B. We're jumping the requin with this violence!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Goes fast over the hill, going over a requin on the line* Heeey!!
Audience: *Laughing*
#9: A étoile, star Wars Reference
Episode 27: Yardwork
Narrator: When I drove back to the yards, Mr. Bruce was there in his car.
Mr. Bruce: Mr. Bodine, I wanna talk to you.
S.B: What is it?
Jeff & Bryce: *Arrive*
Mr. Bruce: To start the conversation, I must say toi have a nice ride there. I remember wanting a 300 when I was your age.
S.B: Uh, thanks.
Mr. Bruce: But your actions so far won't be tolerated here.
S.B: I beg your pardon?
Mr. Bruce: I beg yours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: Several other men in the yards have told me that you're doing a very sloppy job. They also tell me that you're cocky, antagonistic, and toi behave like a Storm Trooper.
Jeff: A-ha, a étoile, star Wars reference.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: I did not ask toi to eavesdrop. Go away!
#8: After The Party
Episode 76: A Proper Remake Of The Little Engine That Could
Grumpella: Oh great! Now we got a miniature choo choo, who thinks she can pull us!
Song: link
Tillie: I think I can.
Narrator: She was coupled up, and this happened.
Tillie: *Slipping, not able to pull the train* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I-
Stop the song
Narrator: Okay, stop. This isn't working.
Tillie: Just kidding! *Pulls the train out of the depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Well, that was clever. I guess toi know what happens next.
Austin: *In the roundhouse with Sean* What happens?
Sean: Let him tell you.
Narrator: She made it.
Austin: Oh good.
Narrator: But she tried pulling the train back after the party, and broke down on the hill.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Here's the clip.
Tillie: *Slipping as the train pulls her back. She breaks down, and the train rolls down the hill* No!!!
Austin: Oh no!
Sean: Ah she'll be fine. She's gone through worse. Remember the mountain that got her trapped in the snow?
Austin: Oh yeah, I remember.
Narrator: Okay. What are toi two going to do now?
Sean: Remake Rachet & Clank.
Ending theme (Start it at 0:52): link
Sean: *Leaves with Austin*
Narrator: Wait! If you're remaking Rachet & Clank, what's with the CHiPs music?!
Audience: *Laughing*
#7: Reminder
Episode 12: The Big Storm
Mr. Baldwin: Leon.
Leon: Yes sir?
Mr. Baldwin: I want you, and the other PA's to bring a heavy passenger train to Impala Station.
Stan: toi forgot to call us par our full names.
Sebastian: toi can't just simply call us PA's.
Xavier: We are the four aléatoire D&H Alco PA's.
Mr. Baldwin: Give me the extra info on your break. Now hurry up, you're wasting time.
Leon: Let's go boys. *Leaves the sheds*
Sebastian, Stan, and Xavier: *Follows Leon*
Sean: I don't know why, but that reminded me of a joke.
Mike: Heey, I l’amour jokes.
Mr. Baldwin: Not now Sean!
Sean: *Ignores Mr. Baldwin* What do toi get when toi combine a bee with a car?
Mike: I don't know.
Sean: A Hudson Hornet!
Mike: *Laughs*
Sean: For those of toi lire this that don't understand the joke, watch the movie Cars. It's kinda like this, only with cars.
Mr. Baldwin: That's enough. We are getting really busy with this snowstorm, and all toi do is joke around. Now if toi don't mind, I wanna give toi your jobs without any interruptions.
Sean: Sorry sir. Go ahead.
Mr. Baldwin: Thank you. As I was saying-
Sean: But do toi really have to get angry after I tell a joke?
Mr. Baldwin: If toi don't stop talking, I'll give toi to Mr. Bruce, and his cronies on the Northern Errol Line for free!
Sean: Okay. Forgive me.
#6: Welcome To Eastwood
Episode 98: The References Awaken
Danielle: *Pulling a passenger train into Eastwood*
S.B: *Sitting suivant to a man with a beard*
Beard Man: *Reading the sign they pass on the train* Welcome to Eastwood.
S.B: There's no wind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Beard Man: Yes there is. Can't toi see it moving the trees?
S.B: I'm talking about a different wind.
Audience: *Laughing*
#5: A aléatoire Act
Episode 100: Celebrating A Milestone
Narrator: On the Eastern Pacific I arrived when Mr. Baldwin was deciding who to send to the celebration at Mossberg Harbor.
Sean: I'd like to go Mr. Baldwin.
Mike: Heeey. What about me?
Leon: ou me?
Stan: How about me?
Sebastian: How about the four of us?
Xavier: We'd be perfect together, especially with a song we rehearsed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
aléatoire D&H Alco PA's: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Eh he he he he he he! Hey, hey, hey, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Eh he he he he he he! Hey, hey, hey.
Stop the song
Mr. Baldwin: That's enough!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: If I wanted a cringe corner, you'd already be over there giving everyone brain damage!
Audience: *Laughing*
Leon: Speak for yourself Mr. Baldwin.
Stan: That was harsh.
Sebastian: We are very upset.
Xavier: Who agrees that Mr. Baldwin was being too harsh?
Narrator: No one a dit a word.
#4: Disagreements
Episode 28: The Magic Words
Tillie: Remember what I told you.
Casey Jones: *Pulling her train* I think I can, I think I can, *Her wheels slip as she struggles to gain speed* I think I can't, I think I can't!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey Jones: *Stops*
Tillie: *Sighs* So close.
S.B: *Walks over to Tillie* Hey. What's going on?
Tillie: I'm trying to help Casey Jones feel confident in herself.
Casey Jones: And you're doing terrible at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Why? What's she doing?
Casey Jones: She believes that if I say I think I can, things will become easier for me.
Tillie: It works for me every time.
S.B: And some of my Friends do it as well.
Narrator: Just then, Mily appeared with a passenger train. This was the very first time I saw her.
Worker: *Waving a red flag* There's not enough room for your train Mily. You'll have to wait.
Mily: *Stops* Okay.
S.B: Hi.
Mily: *Smiles* Hello. How's everyone doing?
Casey Jones: Okay. I'm just having trouble with this train.
Tillie: And I'm helping her feel confident in herself.
Casey Jones: And you're doing terrible at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Here we go again.
Audience: *Laughing*
#3: Performance
Episode 97: There's No Way To Succeed
N.E.L Spies: *Stop, looking at the club name above the front door*
N.E.L Spy 1: Le Bonjour?
N.E.L Spy 2: It's a French club! I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spy 1: I'm scared too, but we must go in, and stop whoever that guy is.
Narrator: They walked inside.
Song: link
N.E.L Spy 2: I just hope there's no gypsies.
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spy 1: Easy. *Walk pass a band, playing music*
Narrator: The guitare player was wearing a black desert robe, and had a white towel covering his face. And, now toi know my disguise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: It's fine if toi know, but the spies are the ones that must not know this information.
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spies: *Staring at S.B*
S.B: *Sweating*
Narrator: The spies turned around, and whispered to each other, which made me sweat even more. Somehow, I still played that guitare with no foul ups.
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spy 1: He's probably nervous about what we think of his music.
N.E.L Spy 2: He's good, but the song he's playing with that band is terrible.
N.E.L Spy 1: Let's shout that at him, and embarrass him. *Turns around with the other spy* Hey!
N.E.L Spy 2: Wait. Wasn't the guitare player white? Now he looks black.
N.E.L Spy 1: Yeah, and his face isn't covered up anymore!
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spies: S.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Running out of Le Bonjour, tripping over each other in the process*
Audience: *Laughing*
#2: Waiting
Episode 71: Colored Steam
Song: link
Back at the harbor
Passenger 549: *Sitting on the bench*
Passengers: *Watching smoke come out of the station* Hey, when are toi going to let us have some of that stuff man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Passengers: *Come out of the station with red eyes* Oh... OH!!!! toi GOTTA HAVE WHATEVER IS IN THAT STATION!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 943: Don't shout like that. You'll get the cops over here faster than toi can say... Forget it. Shout all toi want. They won't hear us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 950: When does our train get here?
Passenger 484: We don't know, so stop asking.
Passenger 950: I only asked once.
Passenger 640: toi asked fifteen times.
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 640: Per minute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 888: Hey. I see something yellow.
Passenger 356: Yellow? That must be fairy dust. There can only be one possible explanation. FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 356: AH!!! *Running towards the edge, and falls into the water*
Lucy: *Arrives at the harbor, puffing out yellow smoke*
Passenger 593: Whoa. What is that?
Lucy: Yellow smoke. Come on in.
#1: Voice Actress
Episode 94: The Great Hy-Rail Chase With A Bicycle Race Part 2
Tara Strong: *Looking at Holly* It's finally nice to meet the engine that I provide the voice for.
Holly: Wait! You're my voice actress?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tara Strong: Yeah. Why do toi think toi have the same voice as Twilight Sparkle?
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: *Scared* THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!! *Moves backwards as fast as she can*
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: I DON'T HAVE A VOICE ACTRESS!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: I'M NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 79: Where Diesels Dare
Alarm: link
Sean: Come on Kenny, fix that line as quickly as toi can.
Kenny & Mily: *Using the grue, crane to fix the line*
S.B: *Looks from the side of the wall, and sees several N.E.L workers* We got company.
Sean: Time is of the essence toi two.
S.B: *Hiding behind the wall. He shoots at the N.E.L workers, and kills seven of them*
N.E.L Workers: *Shooting at S.B*
S.B: *Waiting behind a wall. He yawns, and looks at his watch as the workers continue firing bullets at him*
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Returns fire*
N.E.L Workers: *Hiding behind a poll, and get hit*
N.E.L Worker 95: *Taking cover behind a tree, shoots plus bullets that hit the other side of the wall*
Kenny: Four plus nails, and one plus sleeper.
S.B: *Still waiting behind the mur as the N.E.L Workers continue shooting at him*
Sean: Let's emballage, wrap this up S.B. We're jumping the requin with this violence!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Goes fast over the hill, going over a requin on the line* Heeey!!
Audience: *Laughing*
#9: A étoile, star Wars Reference
Episode 27: Yardwork
Narrator: When I drove back to the yards, Mr. Bruce was there in his car.
Mr. Bruce: Mr. Bodine, I wanna talk to you.
S.B: What is it?
Jeff & Bryce: *Arrive*
Mr. Bruce: To start the conversation, I must say toi have a nice ride there. I remember wanting a 300 when I was your age.
S.B: Uh, thanks.
Mr. Bruce: But your actions so far won't be tolerated here.
S.B: I beg your pardon?
Mr. Bruce: I beg yours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: Several other men in the yards have told me that you're doing a very sloppy job. They also tell me that you're cocky, antagonistic, and toi behave like a Storm Trooper.
Jeff: A-ha, a étoile, star Wars reference.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: I did not ask toi to eavesdrop. Go away!
#8: After The Party
Episode 76: A Proper Remake Of The Little Engine That Could
Grumpella: Oh great! Now we got a miniature choo choo, who thinks she can pull us!
Song: link
Tillie: I think I can.
Narrator: She was coupled up, and this happened.
Tillie: *Slipping, not able to pull the train* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I-
Stop the song
Narrator: Okay, stop. This isn't working.
Tillie: Just kidding! *Pulls the train out of the depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Well, that was clever. I guess toi know what happens next.
Austin: *In the roundhouse with Sean* What happens?
Sean: Let him tell you.
Narrator: She made it.
Austin: Oh good.
Narrator: But she tried pulling the train back after the party, and broke down on the hill.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Here's the clip.
Tillie: *Slipping as the train pulls her back. She breaks down, and the train rolls down the hill* No!!!
Austin: Oh no!
Sean: Ah she'll be fine. She's gone through worse. Remember the mountain that got her trapped in the snow?
Austin: Oh yeah, I remember.
Narrator: Okay. What are toi two going to do now?
Sean: Remake Rachet & Clank.
Ending theme (Start it at 0:52): link
Sean: *Leaves with Austin*
Narrator: Wait! If you're remaking Rachet & Clank, what's with the CHiPs music?!
Audience: *Laughing*
#7: Reminder
Episode 12: The Big Storm
Mr. Baldwin: Leon.
Leon: Yes sir?
Mr. Baldwin: I want you, and the other PA's to bring a heavy passenger train to Impala Station.
Stan: toi forgot to call us par our full names.
Sebastian: toi can't just simply call us PA's.
Xavier: We are the four aléatoire D&H Alco PA's.
Mr. Baldwin: Give me the extra info on your break. Now hurry up, you're wasting time.
Leon: Let's go boys. *Leaves the sheds*
Sebastian, Stan, and Xavier: *Follows Leon*
Sean: I don't know why, but that reminded me of a joke.
Mike: Heey, I l’amour jokes.
Mr. Baldwin: Not now Sean!
Sean: *Ignores Mr. Baldwin* What do toi get when toi combine a bee with a car?
Mike: I don't know.
Sean: A Hudson Hornet!
Mike: *Laughs*
Sean: For those of toi lire this that don't understand the joke, watch the movie Cars. It's kinda like this, only with cars.
Mr. Baldwin: That's enough. We are getting really busy with this snowstorm, and all toi do is joke around. Now if toi don't mind, I wanna give toi your jobs without any interruptions.
Sean: Sorry sir. Go ahead.
Mr. Baldwin: Thank you. As I was saying-
Sean: But do toi really have to get angry after I tell a joke?
Mr. Baldwin: If toi don't stop talking, I'll give toi to Mr. Bruce, and his cronies on the Northern Errol Line for free!
Sean: Okay. Forgive me.
#6: Welcome To Eastwood
Episode 98: The References Awaken
Danielle: *Pulling a passenger train into Eastwood*
S.B: *Sitting suivant to a man with a beard*
Beard Man: *Reading the sign they pass on the train* Welcome to Eastwood.
S.B: There's no wind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Beard Man: Yes there is. Can't toi see it moving the trees?
S.B: I'm talking about a different wind.
Audience: *Laughing*
#5: A aléatoire Act
Episode 100: Celebrating A Milestone
Narrator: On the Eastern Pacific I arrived when Mr. Baldwin was deciding who to send to the celebration at Mossberg Harbor.
Sean: I'd like to go Mr. Baldwin.
Mike: Heeey. What about me?
Leon: ou me?
Stan: How about me?
Sebastian: How about the four of us?
Xavier: We'd be perfect together, especially with a song we rehearsed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
aléatoire D&H Alco PA's: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Eh he he he he he he! Hey, hey, hey, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! Eh he he he he he he! Hey, hey, hey.
Stop the song
Mr. Baldwin: That's enough!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: If I wanted a cringe corner, you'd already be over there giving everyone brain damage!
Audience: *Laughing*
Leon: Speak for yourself Mr. Baldwin.
Stan: That was harsh.
Sebastian: We are very upset.
Xavier: Who agrees that Mr. Baldwin was being too harsh?
Narrator: No one a dit a word.
#4: Disagreements
Episode 28: The Magic Words
Tillie: Remember what I told you.
Casey Jones: *Pulling her train* I think I can, I think I can, *Her wheels slip as she struggles to gain speed* I think I can't, I think I can't!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey Jones: *Stops*
Tillie: *Sighs* So close.
S.B: *Walks over to Tillie* Hey. What's going on?
Tillie: I'm trying to help Casey Jones feel confident in herself.
Casey Jones: And you're doing terrible at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Why? What's she doing?
Casey Jones: She believes that if I say I think I can, things will become easier for me.
Tillie: It works for me every time.
S.B: And some of my Friends do it as well.
Narrator: Just then, Mily appeared with a passenger train. This was the very first time I saw her.
Worker: *Waving a red flag* There's not enough room for your train Mily. You'll have to wait.
Mily: *Stops* Okay.
S.B: Hi.
Mily: *Smiles* Hello. How's everyone doing?
Casey Jones: Okay. I'm just having trouble with this train.
Tillie: And I'm helping her feel confident in herself.
Casey Jones: And you're doing terrible at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Here we go again.
Audience: *Laughing*
#3: Performance
Episode 97: There's No Way To Succeed
N.E.L Spies: *Stop, looking at the club name above the front door*
N.E.L Spy 1: Le Bonjour?
N.E.L Spy 2: It's a French club! I'm scared!
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spy 1: I'm scared too, but we must go in, and stop whoever that guy is.
Narrator: They walked inside.
Song: link
N.E.L Spy 2: I just hope there's no gypsies.
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spy 1: Easy. *Walk pass a band, playing music*
Narrator: The guitare player was wearing a black desert robe, and had a white towel covering his face. And, now toi know my disguise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: It's fine if toi know, but the spies are the ones that must not know this information.
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spies: *Staring at S.B*
S.B: *Sweating*
Narrator: The spies turned around, and whispered to each other, which made me sweat even more. Somehow, I still played that guitare with no foul ups.
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spy 1: He's probably nervous about what we think of his music.
N.E.L Spy 2: He's good, but the song he's playing with that band is terrible.
N.E.L Spy 1: Let's shout that at him, and embarrass him. *Turns around with the other spy* Hey!
N.E.L Spy 2: Wait. Wasn't the guitare player white? Now he looks black.
N.E.L Spy 1: Yeah, and his face isn't covered up anymore!
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spies: S.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Running out of Le Bonjour, tripping over each other in the process*
Audience: *Laughing*
#2: Waiting
Episode 71: Colored Steam
Song: link
Back at the harbor
Passenger 549: *Sitting on the bench*
Passengers: *Watching smoke come out of the station* Hey, when are toi going to let us have some of that stuff man?
Audience: *Laughing*
Passengers: *Come out of the station with red eyes* Oh... OH!!!! toi GOTTA HAVE WHATEVER IS IN THAT STATION!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 943: Don't shout like that. You'll get the cops over here faster than toi can say... Forget it. Shout all toi want. They won't hear us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 950: When does our train get here?
Passenger 484: We don't know, so stop asking.
Passenger 950: I only asked once.
Passenger 640: toi asked fifteen times.
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 640: Per minute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 888: Hey. I see something yellow.
Passenger 356: Yellow? That must be fairy dust. There can only be one possible explanation. FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Passenger 356: AH!!! *Running towards the edge, and falls into the water*
Lucy: *Arrives at the harbor, puffing out yellow smoke*
Passenger 593: Whoa. What is that?
Lucy: Yellow smoke. Come on in.
#1: Voice Actress
Episode 94: The Great Hy-Rail Chase With A Bicycle Race Part 2
Tara Strong: *Looking at Holly* It's finally nice to meet the engine that I provide the voice for.
Holly: Wait! You're my voice actress?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tara Strong: Yeah. Why do toi think toi have the same voice as Twilight Sparkle?
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: *Scared* THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!! *Moves backwards as fast as she can*
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: I DON'T HAVE A VOICE ACTRESS!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Holly: I'M NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*