Narrator: Today was a very special morning. Mr. Baldwin had a race car suivant to the tower he was in.
Sean: So what's this race you're doing again?
Mr. Baldwin: It's called the L.A. Special. The race is in Los Angeles, and it's for charity.
Mike: Heey, I didn't know toi could race for charity.
Mr. Baldwin: Sure. Thousands of people do it. This race is so popular, that there will be at least fifty contestants.
Sean: Now that's a lot.
Mr. Baldwin: While I'm gone, S.B will be in charge.
Sean: It'll be different getting orders from someone who doesn't talk out of a megaphone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Haha. I have to go now. Good bye. *Gets into the race car, and drives away*

Theme Song: link

Mr. Baldwin: *Driving to the harbor, so he can get to Los Angeles par boat*

Intro

Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars suivant to each other*
Grayback: *Watching Ethan shunt his freight cars*
panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train together, going over a bridge*
Kenny: *Backing into the sheds between Jeff and Bryce*
Juliette: *Bored as she pulls eleven coaches*
Narrator: Welcome to a place called the Island Of Errol. A place that is run par six railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood. This is the story of Trainz.

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.

Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a colline toward a sunset*

Song: link

Mr. Baldwin was at the race in Los Angeles. It was night when the race started.

Announcer: Ladies, and gentlemen, welcome to the L.A Special. Sixty five people will be racing for charity in vintage race cars. So old, that the newest one on the track is from 1970. I guess that's why some of them are called Oldsmobiles.
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Man: *Waving the green flag*
Announcer: And they're off!
S.B: *Watching the race on TV*
Announcer: Moving up from 5th place all the way to 1st is Christopher Baldwin. While he's racing, he has a blue megaphone sticking out of his front window, which I don't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 67: Don't Wreck My Car

Announcer: The track for this race is in the form of a figure 8, and it's all dirt.
People: *Cheering*
Announcer: Car 88, the Disney car is going down a few positions, but car 133, Christopher Baldwin is on a blistering start. He is the controller of the Eastern Pacific railroad on the Island of Errol. It looks like car 67 is coming towards Baldwin, and hits the back of his car, making him spin out.

Announcer: It's all over folks, car 133 has Lost it's lead. However, there are fifty laps, so Baldwin still has a chance to win.

Stop the song



Announcer: The intersection is getting busy folks. Some of the racers have to slow down just to make sure they don't hit any of the other racers, but car 73, a 1960 Thunderbird, just pushed a car off the track, and got hit par car 401, a 1950 Cadillac. The driver of car 73 is not having a good day.
S.B: *Watching the race*

In the distance, his mom was shouting at him.

Mom: Sean, turn that off, and go to bed!
S.B: But mom, I-
Mom: Now!!
S.B: *Turns off his TV, and goes to bed*
Narrator: I'd montrer toi what my parents look like, but this is a kid's show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Christopher Baldwin is slowly making progress as he goes from 10th to 9th.
Racer 98: *Crashes into another race car at the intersection*
Announcer: Two Corvettes just had a collision, and car 5A, a '57 Bel Air crashed into them, blocking part of the intersection.
Mr. Baldwin: *Can't get past* Come on!
Announcer: The racers are getting everything sorted out, and the intersection is clear. In 20th is the oldest car on the track, a 1938 Ford, and-
Racer 053: *Hits the Ford*
Announcer: It just got hit par car 99, a 1958 Plymouth, but there seems to be smoke coming out of the Ford.
Racer 424: Get away! There's a fire! *Gets out of his car with a feu extinguisher*
Announcer: The driver of the Ford has gotten out with a feu extinguisher, and is putting out the fire. Meanwhile, the clean up crew is sending in a tow truck to take it off the track.
Narrator: Once the car was towed off the track, the race continued. On lap 45, twelve plus racers were out, due to accidents.
Announcer: Christopher Baldwin is in 3rd place, behind car 67, and car 53. Car 53 is a 1964 Ford Mustang, and has been holding up very well. Unlike most of the cars in this race, it has not crashed into anything, and has no damage. Entering the pits now are cars 02, 78, and 55. These three are getting refueled, while 78 gets plus water put into the engine, to keep it from overheating.

suivant morning at the roundhouse.

Jesse: *Waking up as S.B arrives in his car*
Sean & Mike: *Waking up*
S.B: *Gets out of his car, and gets in front of the engines* Okay, listen up. Mr. Baldwin won't get back until later this afternoon, so I'll be giving toi your jobs today. Jazlin, double head a passenger train from the harbor to Nova with Sean.
Jazlin: With pleasure. *Leaves the roundhouse with Sean*
S.B: Leon, toi and the other aléatoire D&H Alco PA's will be taking freight to Bellette station from Weaver.
Leon: On it. Right boys?
Stan: Yes we are.
Sebastian: I will get the train there on time Mr. Bodine.
Xavier: No. We will get it there on time together. *Leaves with the rest of the aléatoire D&H Alco PA's*
Narrator: During the rest of that procedure, Mr. Bruce was giving his engines their jobs.
Mr. Bruce: Before toi receive your jobs, I have some devastating news to tell you.
Tony: *Sighs* Here we go again.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mr. Bruce: Mr. Baldwin on the Eastern Pacific just finished a race for charity. He's doing another charity race in Mossberg.
Ferris: How is that devastating?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: I am going to take part in the races as well, but instead of letting charity have the money, I'll take it. What's more, I'll add a bomb to Mr. Baldwin's car! *Laughing, but notices that his engines are not laughing* Why don't toi laugh with me? LAUGH!!
Engines: *Nervously laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: That's better.

Song (Start it at 0:07): link

Narrator: Jazlin, and Sean collected their coaches, and were getting ready to pull their train from Mossberg Harbor to Nova Station.
Sean: *Stops with Jazlin at the harbor* Okay my love, when you're ready, let's go to the turntable.
Jazlin: I'm ready when toi are. *Goes with Sean to the plaque tournante, platine vinyle so they can get turned around for the trip to Nova*
Narrator: As they were getting on the turntable, Jeremy was pulling a freight train with Tony, and Tito.
Jeremy: I really think Mr. Bruce has Lost his mind.
Tony: He always loses his mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tito: Anyone that decides to put a bomb under someone's car will always lose their mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jazlin & Sean: *After getting turned around, they get off the turntable, and head back to their train*
Jeremy: Oh good.
Tony: What is it?
Jeremy: I see Sean, and Jazlin. We can tell them about Mr. Bruce's plan.
Tito: That is good.
Jazlin *Backs up to her train with Sean behind her*
Sean: Okay, all we gotta do now is wait for our conductor.
Conductor: All aboard.
Jazlin: *Blowing her whistle as she pulls the train with Sean*
Jeremy: *Stops* Looks like we're too late.
Tito: Surely someone else will come towards us soon.
Narrator: As soon as Jazlin, and Sean got out of the harbor with their train, Jerry and Andrew arrived with another freight train.
Jeremy: You're right Tito. Here comes Jerry, and Andrew.
Tony: Good timing.
Jerry: *Stops par Jeremy*

Stop the song.

Narrator: Jeremy was able to tell the two engines about Mr. Bruce's plan, but when Jerry, and Andrew arrived, Mr. Baldwin didn't return.
Andrew: Where's Mr. Baldwin?
S.B: He's doing another race. Mossberg just finished building a new race track.
Narrator: The Oldsmobile was being repaired, so Mr. Baldwin was using another race car.


Mr. Baldwin: Only twenty racers this time? That's a shame. I was hoping for.
Narrator: Then he saw Mr. Bruce in his race car.



Mr. Baldwin: What are toi doing here?
Mr. Bruce: That's a ridiculous question. I'm on a race track, in a race car. Can toi figure out what I'm doing?
Mr. Baldwin: This is a charity race. Since when did toi start doing good things?
Mr. Bruce: Just now, and don't worry, I'll have another shocking surprise for toi in ten minutes.
Narrator: He planted a bomb under Mr. Baldwin's car, and it was set to blow up in ten minutes.
S.B: *Spots Mr. Baldwin's car, and his car gets a flat tire. He stops on the side of the road, clapping his hands together* Well, this isn't good. *Gets out, and spots Mr. Baldwin's car* I now have an idea.
Announcer: Taking the front positions is Christopher Baldwin, in car 13, and Mark Bruce in car 10.
Mr. Baldwin: Good luck.
Mr. Bruce: What?
Mr. Baldwin: I figured toi wouldn't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: I'm using good sportsmanship. I a dit good luck. Best of luck to toi too.
Mr. Bruce: Same to you. Break a leg.
Announcer: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Go!
People: *Racing their cars*
Mr. Baldwin: *In the lead*
Racer 63: *Hits the back of Mr. Baldwin's car, and crashes into another car*
Mr. Bruce: *Blocking another car so he can't get past*
Racer 85: *Passing Mr. Bruce, and the racer he's blocking*
Mr. Bruce: *Hits the car that passed*
Racer 85: *Spins out of control*
Mr. Baldwin: *Going around the 2nd turn*
Racers: *Following Mr. Baldwin in an attempt to pass him*
Mr. Bruce: *Pushes another car off the track*
Mr. Baldwin: *Passes the starting line. Five plus laps are needed*

Song (Start it at 2:50): link

Narrator: I finally got into Mr. Baldwin's car. It took a long time, but it was worth it.
S.B: *Gets into the car, puts a casque on, as well as a seatbelt. He starts the car, and drives it*
Mr. Baldwin: *Gets hit par two racers*
Mr. Bruce: *Watching Mr. Baldwin's car*
Mr. Baldwin: *Nearly gets pushed off the track, but brakes, and regains control of the car*
S.B: *Driving Mr. Baldwin's car onto the track*
Racers: *Moving out of the way to avoid hitting S.B in Mr. Baldwin's car*
Mr. Bruce: *Angry*
Mr. Baldwin: *Taking another turn*
S.B: *Catching up to Mr. Baldwin, and gets suivant to his car. He lightly taps it*
Mr. Baldwin: S.B?!!? What are toi doing?!?!?!?
S.B: Jump for it!! You're booby trapped!!

Mr. Baldwin removed his megaphone from the front window, and stuck it out the driver side window

S.B: Come on!!
Mr. Baldwin: *Removes his microphone from his race car, and puts it in his car* What do toi mean booby trapped?
S.B: I thought it was.

And that's when it exploded.

Mr. Baldwin: *Watching the explosion* Hey, good thinking, thanks a lot Bodine.
S.B: It's all right. Hang on.
Mr. Bruce: *Drives off the track*
Mr. Baldwin: We need to stop Mr. Bruce.
S.B: *Driving off the track*
Racer 35: *Hits their car*
Mr. Baldwin: Easy Sean, please.
S.B: That wasn't even my fault.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: As we left the stadium, we went down the rue going over 70 miles an hour.
Mr. Bruce: *Sees an intersection ahead, and slides the car sideways, blocking the road*
Mr. Baldwin: Look out!!
S.B: Ah!! *Braking*

S.B crashed into Mr. Bruce's car, and went airborne. The car went airborne, and landed on it's roof.

Stop the song

Mr. Bruce: Hehehehe. *Driving away, but the police arrive, and block his path*
S.B: *Gets out of the car*
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticking his megaphone out of the back window which is now broken* S.B, I appreciate toi saving my life back at the race track, but I have a feeling toi were trying to take it away from me when we crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: You're a tough guy. In fact, since nobody sees what toi look like, I don't even think you're human.
Mr. Baldwin: What? toi think I'm just this megaphone?
S.B: Yes.

Song (Start it at 0:43): link

Mr. Baldwin: *Laughing*
S.B: *Laughing*
Mr. Bruce: *In a police car* Why are toi laughing?! Don't laugh!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link

Characters used for episode

Mr. Baldwin
Sean
Mike "Fonzi"
Jesse
Jazlin
Leon
Stan
Sebastian
Xavier
Mr. Bruce
Tony
Ferris
Jeremy
Tito
Jerry
Andrew
And S.B. AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Manhattan Skyline - Orchestra 88
Manhattan Skyline - Mirror Image

The End

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