Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language
Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
aléatoire announcer as himself
Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment, acacia, academy, action. Accede and accost and accept and across, and accompany, acre, accord. Accomplish, account and accrue and amount, acrimonious, active, adored. Adrenaline, adulate, adder and advocate, advertise, adverse, abrade. Advice, adversarial, advent and aerial, affluent, after, afraid.
Victoria: Well there it is. Yakko Warner now well underway in chant all the words in the english language. I'm Dot Warner. With me is Dick Button. Dick, a good start?
Mr. Baldwin: Oh yes Dot. A marvelous start to what is a difficult difficult routine.
Victoria: Stay tuned, and we'll be back to bring toi the whole thing.
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Sean: Level and levity, lewd and longevity, libel, libation, lanai. Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate, liberty, levy and lie.
Victoria: Welcome back. Yakko is now at the L's, as he tries to sing all the words in the english language. A slight mistake at the F's. Here's what it looked like.
*mistake at the f-words*
Sean: Facial and faction and fractal and fraction, and fraudulent, fragrant, frappé. Frankincense, frankish and frakisish, frashhh... Shoot! Yada yada flambé!
Mr. Baldwin: Now that mistake could've proved costly for Yakko, but he recovered beautifully.
Victoria: Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.
Sean: Libation and libertine, limited, limousine, limpid and limbo and lime. Lima and lipid and literature, liquid, and listing and liter and line. There's lobby and chargement and loathsome and loaning, and logo and then locomotion. There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy, logic and loosen and lotion. Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover, and lullaby, lumber and luke. Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous, and lurking and lunar and lute.
Victoria: Yakko is now about halfway through all the words in the english language. Dick Button, and I will be back with more.
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Sean: *Very tired* Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar, zillion and ZIP code and Zen. Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium, zodiac, zombie, ze-in.
Victoria: Yakko Warner now moments away from having sung all the words in the english language. Dick Button, is he going to make it?
Mr. Baldwin: If it was anyone else, I'd say no, but he's young, he's resilient, we'll just have to see.
Sean: Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra, and zenith and zap and zaffer. Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither, then zinc and zombini, and zoo and zucchini, and Zulu and Zorro, then zit and zamoro
And zero and zoom and *Falls on his right side*
Victoria: Guess not.
Sean: WAIT! ... Zaire!
Victoria: He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the words in the english language.
Mr. Baldwin: Hey, congratulations Yakko.
Sean: *Pants* Thanks Dick. *Gets back up*
Mr. Baldwin: rejoindre us suivant time when Yakko Warner will sing all the number above zero.
Mr. Baldwin: Goodnight.
Sean: *Passes out*