Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!
Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, ou I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call toi later. *beep*
Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is ou I’m...
So I got inspired par my friend to make this. This is meant to be funny and not intended to bash anyone. So if toi have no sense of humor please leave this page now and go get some :D Thank you;)
First most stupidest thing I’ve ever heard from a SE’er: “Delena will never happen.”
Oh that’s great. Why don’t they just name the montrer the Stelena Diaries then? gets a megaphone and yells into it DE’ers!! DE WILL NEVER HAPPEN SO STOP WATCHING VD AKA THE STELENA DIARIES AND LETS SEE HOW LONG THE montrer WILL LAST WITHOUT OUR SUPPORT.
1: Ian is evil. He’s getting on the way of Nina and Paul’s...