Ep.2:"Are toi worried that all the forest
animaux will band together and fight back?After all,they talk."
Ep.3:"If toi wanna see me naked, all toi have to do is ask."
"You and Katherine have a lot plus in common than just your looks."
Ep.6:"I look at toi and I see myself.A less dashing,less intelligent version."
Ep.7:"And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself."
Ep.8:"I need to say it once.You need to hear it.I l’amour you, Elena."
Ep.12:"I'm not human.And I miss it.I miss it plus than anything in the world."
Ep.13:"It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness."
Ep.16:"Katherine,there are six other bedrooms in this house.Go find one."
Ep.18:"I'll even let her hate me for it.But at the end of the day,I'll be the one to keep her alive."
Ep.20:(to Elena)"I can't lose you."
Ian Somerhalder
1. He dosent pretend he is someone he is not.
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him plus than once.
3. He is Lost and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we l’amour him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never l’amour her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him plus than once.
3. He is Lost and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we l’amour him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never l’amour her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2)Each and every time he asks toi a question,say "that's for me to know and for toi to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill toi because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do toi know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time toi see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should montrer toi how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
"are yo going elena?" bonnie asked
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting toi two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! toi scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did toi tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie a dit in a firm voice.
"what do toi want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting toi two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! toi scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did toi tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie a dit in a firm voice.
"what do toi want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
He shits on Elena after she becomes a vampire and made her feel like a broken toy because he couldn’t l’amour her as a vampire.
He slut shames her for sleeping with Damon and used that as the reason for their breakup.
He declared that she didn’t know what he was like when he was not in l’amour with her.
He wanted to have every memory of Elena erased.
He acted like Damon had no part in Elena’s life after Elena chose him again.
He treated her oh, so well last season and this season that it was a complete shock that she had feelings for Damon.
And now, being the wonderful and PERFECT man that he is, he might- just might- come down off of his Holy trône and stoop down to take Elena back if she comes crawling back to him after everything she has done to him. How is he even thinking about the possibility of Elena going back to him, let alone deciding if he’ll take her back?
What is this guy even, for real?
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He slut shames her for sleeping with Damon and used that as the reason for their breakup.
He declared that she didn’t know what he was like when he was not in l’amour with her.
He wanted to have every memory of Elena erased.
He acted like Damon had no part in Elena’s life after Elena chose him again.
He treated her oh, so well last season and this season that it was a complete shock that she had feelings for Damon.
And now, being the wonderful and PERFECT man that he is, he might- just might- come down off of his Holy trône and stoop down to take Elena back if she comes crawling back to him after everything she has done to him. How is he even thinking about the possibility of Elena going back to him, let alone deciding if he’ll take her back?
What is this guy even, for real?
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