"Ouch, I Got Hit par A Car" written par Anastasia Bowles and Josephine Cubie minutes after they first met. Will go on the U-SPARK comic relief album along with "Osteoporosis" and "The Enviromental Song".

[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!


Ouch I got hit par car,
I got hit par a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit par a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit par a car,
par my bestest mate Bert,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Oh can toi help me,
my eye has got lost,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

I need to replace it,
How much will it cost?
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Look at me now,

My arm is paralysed,
Look at me now,
My cœur, coeur is out of control,
That car has taken it's toll,
WHOA!

One plus look and I can see the blood,
One plus touch and I can feel the thud,
OH NO!

This is a song that me and my Friends kept bellowing loudly (I think Lottie made it up... but she may be lying *shifty eyes*) whilst being beaten to death par hockey sticks in our sports lesson. Hope toi like it and toi can have a little sing-song, too!

FAIRTRADE BANANAS!
The best of the bunch!
toi can have them for you're breakfast, toi can have them for you're lunch!
toi can have them for you're dinner, toi can have them for you're tea!
FAIRTRADE BANANAS!
FOR toi AND FOR MEEEEEEE!!

So now, I want toi to buy fairtrade bananas. Think of all those poor banane farmers who aren't getting enough money to feed their families in those far-off distrance countries where bananas grow. ou those little bananas, they need l’espace to play and peel and be FREE!

Remember, everytime toi read Twilight - a banane dies. Please, think of the bananas. Thank you.