Operator! Give me the number for 911!


Oh, so they have internet on computers now!


Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.


I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.


Son, if toi really want something in this life, toi have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.


Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go accueil and spend some quality time with the kids.


Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'


Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.


Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?


toi know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. toi just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.


Lisa, if toi don't like your job toi don't strike. toi just go in every jour and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.