You look at the time on your computer, you look at the hours, the minutes and the color of your shirt. You put that togheter and it makes a sentence.


THE HOURS

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed


THE MINUTES

01 or 31 min → Amy
02 or 32 min → Ben
03 or 33 min → Ricky
04 or 34 min → Ashley
05 or 35 min → Adrian
06 or 36 min → Grace
07 or 37 min → Jack
08 or 38 min → George
09 or 39 min → Anne
10 or 40 min → John
11 or 41 min → Leo
12 or 42 min → Kathleen
13 or 43 min → Madison
14 or 44 min → Laurence
15 or 45 min → Tom
16 or 46 min → Henri
17 or 47 min → Alice
18 or 48 min → Robby
19 or 49 min → Amy at band camp
20 or 50 min → Ben at the Boykewich Butcher Shop
21 or 51 min → George in the garage
22 or 52 min → Jack at his football practice
23 or 53 min → Grace at the church
24 or 54 min → Ashley on the street
25 or 55 min → Ricky at school
26 or 56 min → Anne at her house
27 or 57 min → Madison and Laurence in class
28 or 58 min → Adrian and Grace
29 or 59 min → Amy and Ashley
30 or 00 min → Ben and Ricky


THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot