We’ve learned all kinds of life lessons from watching The Secret cercle — for example: If toi see a bunch of paper strewn around the hall, assume a witch battle went down.

Soak up some valuable words of wisdom with 20 things we’ve learned from Season 1, Episode 3!

1. Why bother putting a tracking device on someone when toi can just smear your blood all over their face?

2. No one will think you’re weird if toi stand par your locker yelling “lock, unlock” in the middle of a hallway.

3. Bad guys wear leather, good guys where cardigans.

4. Blondes named Cassie are incapable of driving themselves...