Once upon a time there was a very conservative knight named Sir Brick. He was the most chivalrous in the land; he was always fighting for his country, he was respectful to women and he was loyal. He was every girl's dream; smarts, look and attitude. However, Sir Brick was not the hookup type ou the type that goes for a girl just for her beauty. He was the get-to-know-you type. Most girls in the land wanted his love, but one par one, he's turned them down.

One day, he decided to let four princesses compete for his love. The four princesses were Princess Blossom, Princess Berserk, Princess Brat and Princess Brute. These girls were willing to do anything for Sir Brick's love. Princess Blossom was book smart. She loves to read and plan her way though a situation. She can also be a kid a heart. She loves to have fun and play. She can also be immature. She never admits that she's wrong and she can be moody. Princess Berserk was a lazy girl who doesn't care about anything happening around her. She hates doing chores but enjoys playing football and sleeping. Princess Brat was a loud and obnoxious girl who has terrible temper tantrums when she doesn't get her way. She prefers to be the dominant one and often competes with her sister for power and authority. Last but not least, Princess Brute was a dankish, ruthless girl who loves to beat up on people. She to prefers to be the dominant one and competes with her sister for power.

In order for the girls to win Sir Brick's love, they would have to do 3 tests to prove if they have what it takes to be his potential girlfriend and possibly, his wife. The first test was the Motherhood Test. They'd have to practice on a doll and treat it as if it was their child. Princess Blossom was very motherly with her doll. But that all stopped when she gave it a bottle of brew. Sir Brick corrected her but she insists that brew was the best thing to give a child. Princess Berserk didn't pay much attention to her doll at all. She layed it down and walked off to look at the lake. Princess Brat got easily frustrated and scolded her doll. She eventually gave up and ignored it. Princess Brute was wrestling her doll. She was trying to teach it how to be "tough". Sir Brick counted his totals and Princess Blossom passed the test.... barely.

The suivant test was the Scholar Test. The girls have to prove how intelligent they are par taking a written test. So after the girls took their test, Sir Brick scored the tests. Princess Blossom scored the highest of all the girls. Except she missed the 3+5 question. Princess Berserk didn't even bother to put anything down. Princess Brat screamed when she found out she failed. Princess Brute didn't care as she was still dankish. So with that, Princess Blossom won again.

The last test was the Godly Test. The girls had to prove how devote to God they were. Princess Blossom didn't understand spirituality. It wasn't really her subject of interest. Princess Berserk tried to understand, but she wasn't really the spiritual type. Princesses Brat and Brute can care less as they were on the dark side of the lawn. So par default, Princess Berserk won.

Sir Brick told the girls after examining their nature that he would not be choosing any of the girls. He felt that he if were to be with Princess Blossom, then they would but heads because she would try to out dominate him (he's bossy and she's bossy). If he was with Princess Brat, he would be at his wits end with the girl. She's too self centered for him. Princess Brute is just to violent.

5 years later, Sir Brick ended up dating Princess Blossom's sister, Princess Bubbles. She was sweet and loving and he thought that she was the one. Although she's a playful, childish girl; she knew when it was time to be serious. They both lived happily ever after.

BRICK: WOW! That was one wacked up dream! I don't l’amour Bubbles! I l’amour Blossom!
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