The Muppets - Twilight Parody

Kermit:
Ever since marrying Miss Piggy he has always worn a chemise with her face on it every jour and is taking a fly-fishing course.
Walter:
Walter is one of those students who is taking a ceramics course. So far, he has made ceramic mannequins of Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Miss Piggy.
The Swedish Chef:
As toi probably can guess, The Swedish Chef spends his time doing the culinary program.
Big Mean Carl:
While not actually taking any courses offered to him par the college, he spends his time wandering the campus with Gorgon Heap and Behemoth looking for innocent souls to eat.
Bobo:
Bobo spends his...

Kermit's gone and now i'm taking over leadership duty. a dit Miss Piggy. Okay. Sure. Where he is anyways? asked Walter Last i saw him, he was heading towards a portal to take him to the real world. From there, he was able to find Constantine and Dominic Badguy in Scotland. Dominic Badguy fled, leaving Kermit to pursue Constantine on his own. At this rate, i'd say they'd be in China right about now. a dit Miss Piggy Is the portal to the real world closed? asked Walter Yes. Only one person can go through it and Kermit was the only one who could enter through it. Which brings us to our suivant order...

In a Lone Ranger style setting, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, and Polly homard were in their cell. Statler was pounding a nail into a wanted poster that a dit if toi catch these bandits, toi will immedieately get a reward. Sure enough, as Waldorf was stepping outside the saloon to tell Statler get back inside, the or hunting posse, consisting of Angel Marie, Spotted Dick, Black Dog, Blind Pew, Clifford, Sal Minella, Johnny Fiama, Uncle Deadly, Zippity Zap, Old Tom, Sweetums, and Crazy Harry rode into town on horseback, and all of them wore cowboy hats and had pistolets loaded and ready to go. Kermit...