"You know, we're quite a team. Like Jake and the Fatman. Needless to say, I'm Jake."



"How dare you!"



"Sure, Douglas, you're white hot. You rode the frog to the top, but lady luck can be a fickle whore."



"Douglas! Are you alright? I heard someone screamin' like a bitch!"



Arthur: I have two words; I am not moving!
Carrie: That's four words.
Arthur: Okay, I have another four words for you then; screw you!