LYRICS
Have toi ever had an uninvited guest
Why did toi wear sweatpants
The jour she wore that dress
You put a book on it
Your woody wouldn't quit
Think of disgusting things
and don't encourage it
And then it starts to ache
zippers about to break
Your using every trick to try to tame your pantalon snake
Listen and listen good
Don' t cover up your wood
A woody never should
Ever have to be Caged ou blocked
Unlock your jock
Just let it pop Like a jack in the box
Show em that your willy works
A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt
Make em scream oh my god
As toi shock em with your lightning rod
Baby let your mojo rise
It doesn't...
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