Lunch meat will stick to a statue if you throw it hard enough.

Make friends with the janitor.

the bad guy always gets the popular girl

A sandwich with Capitan Crunch and Pixie Stix is not that bad =p

Sunglasses- For better hallway vision.

haha...well this is gonna sound really cliche..but i guess i learned that people arent always what they seem....or like u said dandruff isnt always bad..lol

the only thing this film taught me was that american teenagers are all drama queens. fact!

I learned that school on a saturday morning isnt so bad!

i also learned that lunch meat sticks to statues..lmao

don`t mess with the bulls or you get the horns

I learned that the nerd will always write your paper for you if you ask him to. And then congratulate himself on a job well done.

All you need to do for a complete makeover is to take off your sweater, brush your hair and tie a bow on your head.

Eden, you forgot substituting the "black shit" for modest brown eyeliner. =P

Right. Thank you sis! ;)

screws fall out of doors. its an imperfect world.

that andy can make glass doors break.
and even a diamond earring can't look bad on bender. <-- :D

Even in movies that are supposed to be stereotype-subverting, the geek still ends up the loser, girlfriend-less and has to do everyone's homework.

that there's more than one way to apply lipstick

Even geniuses can fail shop class.

that you can also wear lunch, LOL... and that the best way to hide weed is in a geeks underpants

To not put the age 68 on a fake ID...

To not put a flare gun in my locker...

That I really have to try smoking weed and dancing in the library the next time I'm there cause it looks FUNNNNNNN!!!

All you need to become a wrestler is "a lobotomy and some tights"

That if you scream loud enough while you're on weed, you CAN break glass.

that using the eyebrow brush bender cleaned his teeth with to shape eyebrows afterwards is not all all gross..*minivomit*

If you yell, scoff, and call her a bitch (and look like Judd Nelson)...you might actually have a chance in impregnating the prom queen ;)

That not forgetting your pencil is very important even if it means you have to climb around in the ceiling to get it back

As someone who has said from day one that this really is one of the greatest movies ever made, (Yes I BELIEVE THIS !) I still hold this as truth when I found this site.

The simplest thing I have learned from this movie without making jokes of any kind, is that people of all types can get along if they just get a chance to know each other. That simple.

While high school is hard on everyone in different ways, it's JUST HIGH SCHOOL. Everything seems so important in H.S. when in reality your education is THE ONLY THING that really matters.

Can you imagine what it would be like 20 years AFTER H.S. and you seen the same people STILL hanging with the SAME people they did back then and living in the past. You feel sorry for them that they have not expanded their views, but you just don't want to be the one to crush them with reality.

If people only were able to use this movie to learn that all people have things in common and everyone is worth knowing.

if you want to kill yourself, don't use a flare gun!!

The raddest Breakfast Club Video ever is here:
link
Or go to YT and search "The Breakfast Club (alternate version) trailer "

That opposites attract ;).