The TBBT Rules (part 2)
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life
51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like
52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga
53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then toi should maybe repaint
54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry
55. If toi like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess
56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz
57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?
58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language
59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off
60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, toi have to lear how to draw
61. toi can learn swimming in the Internet
62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex
63. "Fine" is a good word. toi put it in front of "wine" ou "dinning" and toi really get something
64. If toi have a coupon from the paper, then go to olive Garden
65. If toi know what "AKF" is, toi should know what "OIC" is.
66. Dress up like Catwoman and you´ll be "in power"
67. Galileo did his best discovering while he was drinking wine
68. Smart is the new sexy
69. C3PO does looks like a shinny Sheldon
70. Euclid Avenue is not a good option
71. Most of what Howard says, intend to be humorous
72. India is like and endless Comic Com where everybody wears the same costume. Indian guy
73. If toi don´t go dancing every Wednesday, that´s not "Dancing nigth"
74. The elevator will always be broken
75. toi should always have an "Sarcasm" letter
76. Dreams are small when toi live with Sheldon Cooper
77. Missing the new étoile, star Treck film is also a reason to cry
78. It is wrong to say a tomatoe is a vegeteble. It is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge
79. Always offer an ice-crem to the sit suivant to you, even if it´s empty
80. Meitnerium should be called Ekaridium
81. s’embrasser old ladies isn´t overated. Especially if toi are a physicist
82. If toi are that smart, toi should know who is Radiohead and that Black Eyed Peas is a band
83. toi will say things from étoile, star Treck and then toi would ask where the hell did that came from
84. If a girl dumps you, toi should go to salsa lessons
85. "Vegas baby!" means "Sea world, baby!" to your mother
86. Don´t deceive for personal gain, toi will make Jésus cry
87. If toi know before eleven, toi will get coup de poing on your throat
88. Sir Howard of Wolowits it´s a better nickname than Howdini
89. Always watch the parade on Thanks Giving Dinner
90. Don´t feed the Gremlins
91. Don´t write poems about your friend´s girlfriend
92. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor who gets Wolverine a prostat exam
93. Bress doesn´t necesarily means woman
94. Have a Visa in case that they annuler your Mastercard
95. toi don´t have to thanks everytime toi have sex
96. crocodile is not the same that an alligator
97. Moving with your cousin Avi in Israel could actually work
98. "Wing men" always nod and agree
99. The "Moving finger" is the "The finger"
100. When Raj gets famous, toi new friend will be Ironman
Wow! I can´t believe that I wrote 100 rules! Hope toi liked it! Probably I won´t be making another one...
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life
51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like
52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga
53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then toi should maybe repaint
54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry
55. If toi like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess
56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz
57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?
58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language
59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off
60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, toi have to lear how to draw
61. toi can learn swimming in the Internet
62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex
63. "Fine" is a good word. toi put it in front of "wine" ou "dinning" and toi really get something
64. If toi have a coupon from the paper, then go to olive Garden
65. If toi know what "AKF" is, toi should know what "OIC" is.
66. Dress up like Catwoman and you´ll be "in power"
67. Galileo did his best discovering while he was drinking wine
68. Smart is the new sexy
69. C3PO does looks like a shinny Sheldon
70. Euclid Avenue is not a good option
71. Most of what Howard says, intend to be humorous
72. India is like and endless Comic Com where everybody wears the same costume. Indian guy
73. If toi don´t go dancing every Wednesday, that´s not "Dancing nigth"
74. The elevator will always be broken
75. toi should always have an "Sarcasm" letter
76. Dreams are small when toi live with Sheldon Cooper
77. Missing the new étoile, star Treck film is also a reason to cry
78. It is wrong to say a tomatoe is a vegeteble. It is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge
79. Always offer an ice-crem to the sit suivant to you, even if it´s empty
80. Meitnerium should be called Ekaridium
81. s’embrasser old ladies isn´t overated. Especially if toi are a physicist
82. If toi are that smart, toi should know who is Radiohead and that Black Eyed Peas is a band
83. toi will say things from étoile, star Treck and then toi would ask where the hell did that came from
84. If a girl dumps you, toi should go to salsa lessons
85. "Vegas baby!" means "Sea world, baby!" to your mother
86. Don´t deceive for personal gain, toi will make Jésus cry
87. If toi know before eleven, toi will get coup de poing on your throat
88. Sir Howard of Wolowits it´s a better nickname than Howdini
89. Always watch the parade on Thanks Giving Dinner
90. Don´t feed the Gremlins
91. Don´t write poems about your friend´s girlfriend
92. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor who gets Wolverine a prostat exam
93. Bress doesn´t necesarily means woman
94. Have a Visa in case that they annuler your Mastercard
95. toi don´t have to thanks everytime toi have sex
96. crocodile is not the same that an alligator
97. Moving with your cousin Avi in Israel could actually work
98. "Wing men" always nod and agree
99. The "Moving finger" is the "The finger"
100. When Raj gets famous, toi new friend will be Ironman
Wow! I can´t believe that I wrote 100 rules! Hope toi liked it! Probably I won´t be making another one...
