Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1
Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."
Private: "Then blows up."
Skipper: "That's a given."
Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! toi know this really is unpronounceable right!?"
Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."
Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."
Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2
Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."
Private: "Then blows up."
Skipper: "That's a given."
Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Chrrosdefishinatizer!"
Skipper: "Unpronounceable...check. Now lets see about the screwball..."
Kowalski: "I present the Churrosdefishinator! AKA the glorious machine that finally realizes...the Dream."
Director: "Cut! Chrrosdefishinatizer!"
Kowalski: "Couldn't toi have just let me have that one!? toi know it's hard enough for me to say the line without toi being so difficult!"
Director: "Kowalski...Remember what we--"
Kowalski: "--Yeah! I do!" *imitates director's voice* "Kowalski, just suck it up & do the line." *back to his original voice* "I've got a few lines for you, ya stupid, pigheaded, nutball!"
Everyone in the room: :O
Kowalski: "That last part was supposed to be in my head..." T_T
Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2
Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."
Private: "Then blows up."
Skipper: "That's a given."
Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Chrrosdefishinatizer!"
Skipper: "Unpronounceable...check. Now lets see about the screwball..."
Kowalski: "I present the Churrosdefishinatizer! AKA the glorious machine that finally realizes...the Dream."
Skipper: "What dream?"
Kowalski: "The dream...Skipper!"
Skipper: "The dream...Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "YES! THE...DREAM!!!"
Private: "Which specific dream would that be?"
Rico: "I dunno!"
Skipper: "Kowalski! I wanna make sure I understand what your saying, because if I'm hearing what your saying & your saying what I think your saying...What are toi saying?"
Director: "Cut!
...
Now Kowalski, was that so hard?"
Kowalski: *scowls at director* Laugh it up now director, but I'm gonna laugh last...
Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."
Private: "Then blows up."
Skipper: "That's a given."
Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! toi know this really is unpronounceable right!?"
Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."
Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."
Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2
Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."
Private: "Then blows up."
Skipper: "That's a given."
Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Chrrosdefishinatizer!"
Skipper: "Unpronounceable...check. Now lets see about the screwball..."
Kowalski: "I present the Churrosdefishinator! AKA the glorious machine that finally realizes...the Dream."
Director: "Cut! Chrrosdefishinatizer!"
Kowalski: "Couldn't toi have just let me have that one!? toi know it's hard enough for me to say the line without toi being so difficult!"
Director: "Kowalski...Remember what we--"
Kowalski: "--Yeah! I do!" *imitates director's voice* "Kowalski, just suck it up & do the line." *back to his original voice* "I've got a few lines for you, ya stupid, pigheaded, nutball!"
Everyone in the room: :O
Kowalski: "That last part was supposed to be in my head..." T_T
Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2
Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."
Private: "Then blows up."
Skipper: "That's a given."
Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Chrrosdefishinatizer!"
Skipper: "Unpronounceable...check. Now lets see about the screwball..."
Kowalski: "I present the Churrosdefishinatizer! AKA the glorious machine that finally realizes...the Dream."
Skipper: "What dream?"
Kowalski: "The dream...Skipper!"
Skipper: "The dream...Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "YES! THE...DREAM!!!"
Private: "Which specific dream would that be?"
Rico: "I dunno!"
Skipper: "Kowalski! I wanna make sure I understand what your saying, because if I'm hearing what your saying & your saying what I think your saying...What are toi saying?"
Director: "Cut!
...
Now Kowalski, was that so hard?"
Kowalski: *scowls at director* Laugh it up now director, but I'm gonna laugh last...
Interview starting in
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Me: "So, Private, who do toi most admire?"
Private: "The Lunacorns, they montrer toi the value of friendship."
Me: "Um...OK. What do toi like to do in your free time?"
Private: "Watch the Lunacorns."
Me: "Uh, right. What are some problems toi have to deal with on a daily basis?"
Private: "When I'm watching the Lunacorns & the TV stops working, ou when the others come & change the channel."
Me: "OK, then...um...what has always been a dream of yours?"
Private: "I've always wanted to meet a Lunacorn..."
Me: "Um...you must reeeealy like Lunacorns, huh?"
Private: "Who wouldn't? Why?"
Me: "No reason.........."
Tip: Do I really need to give toi a tip on how to keep Private happy?
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Me: "So, Private, who do toi most admire?"
Private: "The Lunacorns, they montrer toi the value of friendship."
Me: "Um...OK. What do toi like to do in your free time?"
Private: "Watch the Lunacorns."
Me: "Uh, right. What are some problems toi have to deal with on a daily basis?"
Private: "When I'm watching the Lunacorns & the TV stops working, ou when the others come & change the channel."
Me: "OK, then...um...what has always been a dream of yours?"
Private: "I've always wanted to meet a Lunacorn..."
Me: "Um...you must reeeealy like Lunacorns, huh?"
Private: "Who wouldn't? Why?"
Me: "No reason.........."
Tip: Do I really need to give toi a tip on how to keep Private happy?