Annoying orange and poire, pear - Powerpuff Girls style

Orange: I am annoying in my heart,
Hey, knife, toi look so sharp,
And toi would like to chop me, easy,
But mister, salut that toi know what, you're dull just like a butt [laughs],
Knife guy, toi can't chop me, jus, jus de me.

Pear: If I didn't have you, there would be nothing left,
The skin of a poire, pear who could never be his best,
Despite your annoyingness, I'm still your best friend,
Orange, please, now don't be dead, yeah.

Little Apple: All my life, you're a great prize,
Called me a midget, toi made me get angry,
And toi made fun of my size,
But despite that, nobody can chop toi down.

Marshmallow: All my life,...

Be sure to watch a hysterical new episode of Annoying orange on August
20th at 8:30pm et/p!

Comedians Gabriel Iglesias and Phil Lamarr will be guest starring in
episodes of the hit Cartoon Network program Annoying Orange. The comedic
pair have contributed their voices to this ever populaire animated series.


Gabriel Iglesias will be starring as Mr. Juicy Fun and Phil Lamarr will
voice the role of Sam Jackfruit.

Annoying orange debuted on Cartoon Network on June 11th taking the
YouTube sensation, which boasts plus than one billion views, to the
television screen. The new télévision series follows Orange...

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one slip!
Now we're flying way too fast,
Farting is quite a gas!

Flatulence is my thing,
'Cause it's got a gassy ring,
I'm farting as I sing my song,
So why don't toi all fart along?
My fart ship is not active,
If toi don't fart attractive,
So come on now and montrer your fart,
'Cause it's a smelly piece of art!

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one...

Passion fruit is seen skipping along the counter, coming up to Orange, who is sitting on a bench and lire a newspaper.

Passion: Been thinkin' for a while and there's something I gotta tell you.
Orange: Sorry Pass, I can't talk right now.
Passion: Been thinkin' that our l’amour for each other has grown so very strong.
Orange: Love? Wait...
Passion: It's plain to see we're building our worlds together.
Orange: Uhh, back up for a minute.
Passion: I'm looking in your eyes right now and I can tell toi feel the same.
Orange: Get off of me!

Tackling Orange, Passion ends up knocking herself and him off the...