Wait! Don't toi go, don't toi hurry. I almost didn't see toi come, can'tcha sit, sit toi down SIT! All I meant is that the customers keep coming in, did toi come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if this place is such a mess. But toi can't imagine all the stress!
All the people crowding in, I just have no time, sir! And there's always someone wanting some plus pies! Right toi are sir, would toi like the gin with some plus ice?
Mind toi I can hardly blame them. There are probably the best pies in London! I know why everybody loves them, I know it, I make them. And good? Yes! The best pies in...
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