Signals of Sweeney Todd OBSESSION!!! (see description)

So these arent necessarly mine cause all these are from fanfiction.net. Theyre all pretty awesome still!
Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds toi of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding toi because toi think, Wow, here's something that doesn't remind me of... Sweeney Todd!!

2. toi have the movie memorized

3. toi hyperventilate whenever Sweeney comes onto the screen

4. toi sing "A Little Priest" whenever toi have pie for supper

5. toi sing par the sea every time ur at the beach

6. toi sing "My friends" to your razor and/or cuisine knives

7. toi laugh every time u walk past a barbour boutique (cause u think of sweeney todd) and ur parents stare at u like an idiot

8. u hyperventilate wen u saw mrs. lovett's hat at the shops (or was that just me?)

9. u won't go near any pie store that's suivant 2 a barbour store

10. toi have every sweeney todd song on ur phone and know the lyrics

11. if anyone ever eats sumthing and say this is the worst thing they've ever tasted u immedietly think of mrs. lovetts pies

12. ur frinds r walking down the road humming lincon park ou flo rida, ur humming epiphiny

13. u have tried 2 do ur hair like mrs. lovett then go out in public.

14. toi re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in Londres in your own kitchen.

15. toi think they should play "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" at your cousin's wedding, instead of "Here Comes the Bride"

16. Whenever toi get into a discussion about films with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at toi like this O_O.

17. toi can't think of PIES, FLOUR ou ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

18. When you're in the supermarket, toi deliberately go searching in the La Reine des Neiges nourriture section for meat pies. The little ones, mind.

19. You've tried doing your hair Mrs Lovett's style-messy...and worn it outside.

20. toi want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, toi think!

21. You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

22. You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black dentelle gloves, ribboned boots, black corset, red and white par the sea bustle dress...

23. Give yourself a or étoile, star if toi wear the a dit articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? ou just plain nutty...

24. toi catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

25. Whenever a problem comes up ou toi get into a fight with someone, toi immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

I'll add some of my own if I think of some!

My worst symtoms are:
1.Dressing like Mrs.Lovett
2. Calling my little brothers toby
3. Constantly talking to Mr.T (in my mind)
4. écriture on endlessly about how Mrs.lovett and Sweeny magically come back to life and fall in love

My worst symptoms are:

1. Comparing everyone I know to Sweeney Todd characters and calling them par the name of the character they most remind me of.
2. Insisting on being called either Nellie ou Mrs. Lovett, even though that isn't my name.
3. Dressing like Mrs Lovett
4. Always quoting the movie/musical
5. Talking to Mr. Todd both in my mind and out of it
6. Referring to razors as my Friends and hugging my grandmother's rolling pin.
7. Randomly chant Sweeney Todd songs whenever I can.
8. Talkin' to me Friends in Lovett speak.
9. Saing 'You just got Pirelli'd!' when somebody is humiliated because it reminds me of what happened during Pirelli's Miracle Elixir/The Contest
10. BEING AN ABSOLUTE HARDCORE SWEETETT SHIPPER!!!
11. Dreaming/daydreaming/drawing/writing about me killing ou hurting Lucy Barker, whom I absolutely loathe and detest.
11. Forcing my grandfather (who cannot sing) to duet and dance with me in the middle of the cuisine whenever he's cooking.
12. Any time anything smells bad, me and my grandfather sing Todd and Lovett's parts from 'Pirelli's Miracle Elixir'.
13. I constantly sing 'Not while I'm Around' to those I care about.
14. I style my hair like Mrs. Lovett
15. I know all the songs par heart
16. I write poems/fanfictions about Sweeney Todd from Mrs. Lovett's point of view
17. I like to dress like Johanna and sit in my window chant 'Green bouvreuil, finch and Linnet Bird'.
18. I stay inside as much as I can so that I can be as pale as Mrs. Lovett/Sweeney/Johanna
19. When somebody is being perverted, I tell them to stop being such a Turpin.
20. My screen-saver is Sweeney Related, so are half my usernames, all of my profil pictures and god knows what else.
21. I know everything about Sweeney Todd, and I'm constantly rattling off the facts!

1). Everything on your computer is customized Sweeney Todd style (wallpaper, stickers on computer, and firefox browser design)

2). Sweeney Todd ringtones on your cell phone and waking up to the Opening titre of Sweeney Todd

3). Cosplaying as Sweeney Todd at least once a week (I currently do this at school)

4). Becoming hyper-vigilant for Sweeney Todd cosplayers at cons... toi know it's serious when toi can spot a Sweeney Todd in a very crowded con center... from across the room (lol story of my life!)

5). toi sit around with your razors nearby toi and constantly threaten people with them

I think I can come up with more, but this is all I got now that may not have been mentioned before. If I have more, I'll post again