I saw this on the Doctor Who spot and thought it would be fun to try it on here

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You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Dean Winchester
02 or 32 min → Sam Winchester
03 or 33 min → John Winchester
04 or 34 min → Mary Winchester
05 or 35 min → Castiel
06 or 36 min → Crowley
07 or 37 min → Ruby
08 or 38 min → Lucifer
09 or 39 min → Lilith
10 or 40 min → Azazel
11 or 41 min → Gabriel
12 or 42 min → Jo Harvelle
13 or 43 min → Ash
14 or 44 min → Bobby Singer
15 or 45 min → Rufus Turner
16 or 46 min → Ellen Harvelle
17 or 47 min → Samuel Campbell
18 or 48 min → Anna Milton
19 or 49 min → Meg Masters
20 or 50 min → Alastair
21 or 51 min → Bela Talbot
22 or 52 min → Chuck
23 or 53 min → Adam Milligan
24 or 54 min → Lisa
25 or 55 min → A vampire
26 or 56 min → A ghost
27 or 57 min → A Wendigo
28 or 58 min → Hook Man
29 or 59 min → A pagan god
30 or 00 min → Ghostfacers

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot

**If you want me to add or delete anything then let me know and I'll consider changing some of the answers**