Mario and characters

(Back at the lounge, the Goombas were over-joying their victory, as the Koopas were thinking on who should be sent home.)

Mowz: This is lame. What should we do now?

Gombella: We need to figure out on who to vote off.

Wario: I think it should be the wussy goomba, ou the big ape.

Gombella: WAIT! How come?

Wario: Because toi both didn't even jump off the cliff. Though we need a bit of strength on our team, so i'll fancy the odds with the big ape.

Gombella: But i want to stay!

Birdo: Then who do toi want to vote off?

Gombella: What about him? (Points at Bowser Jr)

Bowser: NO!

(Everybody hears Bowser)

Bowser:...

(Standing on the bateau pier was a watch-a-machalet with a weird hat, who goes par the name of MC Ballyhoo)

Ballyhoo: Welcome, one and all to the champignon Kingdom Campsite called Camp Mushroom. I am your host, MC Ballyhoo, and what a montrer we have for toi tonight.

(The scene changes to the bonfire ceremony, that has 11 logs for the campers to sit on.)

Ballyhoo: So here's the deal. Twenty-Two Mario characters will be staying here for eight weeks. Alot of them are real Mario characters, but a few of them are newcomers. Anyways, each three days, one camper will be eliminated, as long as they don't have...