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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 3 jours
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Salope's only weapons were several charges in a bag. The others that came along with her hid in a buisson, bush as she tried to get rid of two stormtroopers standing on guard.

Salope: *Walking towards the stormtroopers*
Stormtrooper 69: *Turns around* Hey, what are toi doing?
Salope: Crossing the river. I'm trying to get back to my farm, over there.
Stormtrooper 53: That farm's been abandoned for years. You're under arrest for trespassing.
Salope: *Swings her bag, and knocks out a stormtrooper*
Stormtrooper 53: *Shoots Salope in the chest*
Republic Soldier 30: *Shoots the stormtrooper* Alright, get the explosives, quickly.

Without any hesitation, the explosives were set on the bridge. Imperial boats were on their way, but they would not reach Champalla.

Republic Soldier 10: Now.
Republic Soldier 30: *Detonates the explosives*
Imperial Trooper 52: Look out! *Dies*

The three boats began to sink. None of the Imperials survived.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 10 jours
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Republic Soldier 60: Major Olkan just contacted us on the hologram. His team captured Twilek Bridge.
Republic Soldier 52: Good. Let's move.

U-Wings, and Rebel Transports started heading towards Naboo.

Itola was one of the cities that they started heading for.

Imperials: Enemy ships up there!! *Firing cannons at three U-Wings*
Republic Soldier 25: *Holding one of the dummy paratroopers* Okay Rupert. Do your duty for the Republic, and everyone on Naboo. *Drops Rupert*
Stormtroopers: déplacer up! Paratroopers are landing in that field!

Rupert started setting off his miniature explosions, and the Empire thought they were real blaster shots.

Stormtrooper 50: Get down! Return fire!!
Imperials: *Shooting out into the field with E11's, and DLT19's*

Inside one of the main buildings, Orrian went to see Captain Needa.

Orrian: Captain, we got a problem.
Captain Needa: I heard. The Republic is dropping soldiers into Itola, and Reston.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 23 jours
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Song (Start at 3:22): link

The Rebels, and Republic were getting close to Naboo.

Anthony: *Sitting on a box*
Early: toi know which plage you've been assigned to?
Anthony: Oh I'm not storming any of the beaches. I'm going with Colonel Russo's squad to capture Los Ingles. We're going to keep the enemy from getting reinforcements down to the beaches.
Early: Good luck Anthony.
Anthony: And may the force be with toi too.

Stop the song

Wedge: *Talking to a pilot on a hologram* We're in postion. Ready when toi are.
Pilot: Yes sir.

Three U-Wings, without any engines were being towed par Kenobi Bombers. This was to be the first attack against the Empire on Naboo, and it would also provide a little bit of a distraction.

Ozzel: Besides, with the weather, the Rebels won't be going anywhere near Champalla.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 27 jours
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Orrian decided to disobey General Veers, and have Ozzel in charge instead of Jörgenstien.

Orrian: He left Naboo, and is going to Kinyen to celebrate his wife's birthday.
General Ozzel: A majority of our officers have left to take part in some war games on Mygeeto. Grand Moff Lebelt is with them. She has ordered Musker and the others to go to their usual spots par the beaches in Champalla. She is still convinced that the Rebels will start the invasion there.
Orrian: It's a good thing that you're in charge, instead of Colonel Jörgenstien. Otherwise, we'd be in trouble.

Song: link

Meanwhile on Coruscant.

Hollin: It's time to go. Get on board.
Cody: Colonel Russo!
Hollin: *Looks back at Cody* Yes?
Cody: May the force be with you.
Hollin: Thank toi General Sireeto. May the force be with toi too.
Cody: I'll see toi after toi and your troops clear Los Ingles for us. *Runs onto another ship*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 1 mois
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Republic Captain: *Unveils a miniature dummy paratrooper* This is Rupert. Now we're going to fly Rupert into Naboo, behind enemy lines, and we're going to drop him on the ground. When he does, he's going to do something extraordinary. *Hits a switch on the back of the dummy's head*

Tiny explosions occurred which looked like blaster shots.

Republic Soldiers: *Closing their eyes*
Republic Captain: Settle down now. We're going to do this with Rupert, and many of his fellow comrades. This will distract the Empire, and have them head away from the landing zones where the real paratroopers land.

Meanwhile, hundreds of Rebel soldiers were playing with crickets, making them click off over and over again. The noise was very loud.

Hollin: *Walks onto a stand* Attention!
Rebels: *Stop playing with the crickets, and look at Colonel Russo*
Rebel Lieutenant: The crickets have been distributed sir.
Hollin: So I heard. Team, you're about as ready as we can make you. When toi land in Naboo, it's going to be dark, and there maybe someone nearby who isn't a Rebel. *Holding his cricket* That's why we gave toi this cheap...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 1 mois
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General Veers was getting ready to leave.

Orrian: When will toi be back General?
General Veers: In four days. I'm heading to Kinyen to celebrate my wife's birthday. Faust Jörgenstien is in charge until I return. I want this to be crystal clear to everyone else.
Orrian: I will make sure that it is General.
General Veers: Thank toi Lesden. Hopefully I will be back before the Rebel invasion.

Plans were still being made in Coruscant.

Rebels: *Sitting with Republic Generals*
Rebel Sargent: *Walks into the room: Gentlemen, Luke Skywalker.
Luke: *Walks into the room*
Rebel General: Commander, the weather may not get better.
Republic General: We need a decision now.
Republic General 3: That's enough Eisley, we must be patient.
Rebel General: How much longer do we have to postpone our attack?
Luke: This has been on my mind since I first came up with this scheme. We got over five thousand soldiers rarin' to go. If we postpone this attack any longer, it could bring the morale to an all time low. The weather in Naboo may not be in the best conditions, but I think it's worth the risk. In six...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 1 mois
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Gator walked into a Republic officer's club. He looked upset.

Gator: *Sits at the bar*
Waiter: Your usual Captain?
Gator: Yes.
Michael: *Walks over to Gator* Hey, how did it go?
Gator: Our attack run?
Michael: Yeah, did toi kill lots of Tie Pilots?
Gator: I did, but we Lost Honday.
Michael: What happened to him? Where is he?
Gator: In the middle of space, floating lifelessly around the galaxy.

Another Republic officer started playing a song on a piano: link

Michael: I don't understand. What happened to him?
Gator: He put his mask on, and his oxygen tank when his cockpit was shot open, but he wasn't able to eject in time.
Michael: Oh, that's a shame. Honday and I have seen each other through lots of tough times. He was even one of your best mates.
Gator: Look, he was a great officer, but we don't need to talk about him over and over again. So will toi please shut up about it?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 1 mois
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One of the Rebels named Alan Lost all of his money from a crap game, and was going around a big room with lots of beds. He was desperately trying to get plus money from one of his friends.

Alan: Hey, can toi lend me a hundred credits?
Rebel 32: No.
Alan: *Walks to another bed* What about you?
Rebel 59: I don't have any credits to spare.
Alan: *Climbs on haut, retour au début of another bed* Can toi spare me 50 credits?
Rebel 49: Buzz off, I'm trying to read a book.
Alan: *Climbs down* 25 credits? Anything. *Walks over to his friend Paul*
Paul: Alright lucky dice, let's do this. *Rolls the dice* Seven!!
Rebels: *Cheering, and giving Paul their credits*
Alan: *Looking at the big pile of credits* Whoa. How much is that?
Paul: 2,500 baby, 2,500!
Alan: That's a lot. What are toi going to do with all those credits?
Paul: I don't know. I never had this much before. I could send a thousand to my mom in D'Qar, spend a little on wine, and girls in Naboo, and the rest I'll keep here for sûr, sans danger keeping.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 2 mois
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Coruscant, one of 678 Rebel barracks. It was raining, and the thousands of soldiers in the barracks were getting lunch.

Rebel Cook: *Serving nourriture to the soldiers* Keep the line moving. Take a lid. Silverware is to the left of the lids.
Rebel Soldier 53: toi expect us to eat this slop again?
Rebel Cook: I don't care what toi do Mack. Eat it, throw it out, do whatever toi want with it. I only get paid to do one thing, and that's cooking. You're holding up the line.
Rebel Soldier 53: *Leaves*

Outside, a few of the Rebels were enjoying the rain.

Anthony: *Yawning*
Early: Didn't toi get any sleep last night?
Anthony: I haven't been getting any sleep since we landed on this rock. I want to get out of here, and attack the Empire on Naboo.
Early: I do too, but we still need to wait for the signal.

At a Republic base, the Republic were getting their soldiers ready to assist the Rebellion.

Franklin: *Walking with Martin to a Triumph étoile, star fighter*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 2 mois
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Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings, and X-Wings through the galaxy.

Rebel Announcer: The evacuation of Yavin 4 has been a success. I repeat, the evacuation has been a success. Go to your commanding officers to receive further instructions.
Rebel Captain: Our colonel is double checking now. We'll either be meeting with the Republic in Coruscant, ou getting our new base set up in Hoth.
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Review by DR76 posted il y a 3 mois
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"STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII - THE LAST JEDI" (2017) Review

Following the success of the Disney Studios' first hit étoile, star WARS film, "STAR WARS: EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS", I had assumed that producer-director J.J. Abrams would helm the suivant chapter in the franchise's Sequel Trilogy. I was eventually surprised to learn that Lucasfilm president, Kathleen Kennedy, hired writer-director Rian Johnson to both write and direct "EPISODE VIII".

My positive reaction to the news about Johnson being hired par Lucasfilm originated with my reaction to his 2012 film, "LOOPER". I found Johnson's 2012 film to be original, ambiguous and well written, if not perfect. I had hoped Johnson would create a better étoile, star WARS film than J.J. Abrams, who was the creator behind the 2015 movie. Then the movie hit the theaters in December 2017 and I was relieved par the high level acclaim it had received from the critics.

Titled "STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII - THE LAST JEDI", this 2017 movie picked up immediately after the last scene of the précédant Sequel film. Well . . . almost. Actually, "THE LAST JEDI" about an heure before "THE FORCE...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 4 mois
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It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the étoile, star Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked suivant to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage par two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was Kelly. The Imperial officer was sitting suivant to him, as another Rebel named Babra was pointing an A295 at her head.

Imperial Officer: Keep moving, don't stop until all supplies are safely on board!! *Walking past the Metra, but stops. He slowly turns around, and looks at Kelly*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 4 mois
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Song: link

The tank was still in front of the bank. The driver thought the coast was clear, until this happened.

Kelly: *Walks out onto the rue from one of the buildings to the left*
Big Joe: *Walks in from the right*
Oddball: *Following Big Joe*
Imperial 57: *Turns the tourelle towards the three Rebels*
Kelly: *Holding an A280C*
Big Joe: *Holding an A280C*
Oddball: *Moves back part of his coat, revealing a étui de revolver, étui carrying an SE14C*

The three of them started to walk slowly towards the tank. The driver still had the tank's big gun pointed at them, but was curious to see what they had planned.

Kelly: *Stops with Big Joe, and Oddball, directly in front of the tank*

Stop the song

Imperial 57: *Opens the hatch, and comes out of the tank. She moves her blonde hair back with her right hand* toi don't want me dead, otherwise you'd have attacked me par now.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 4 mois
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Over at the bridge. Lieutenant Olara and his men were still fighting Imperials while disassembling their bridge, until they saw the sight of General Rancor.

Lieutenant Olara: What the hell is a General doing here?
Rebel Soldier: *Stops the Metra near the bridge*
General Rancor: *Gets out, and looks at Lieutenant Olara* toi are to put everything back to the way it was, so I can traverser, croix this river!
Lieutenant Olara: Out there? With all those Stormtroopers?
General Rancor: There's a group of Rebelle soldiers, real patriots! Unlike you, they're not afraid of those hundreds of Imperials.
Lieutenant Olara: They're in Empyra. There's less enemy resistance there.
General Rancor: Shut up, and put the bridge back up!
Lieutenant Olara: Yes sir. Okay guys, toi heard the General!
Rebel 60: toi must be out of your mind! *Gets shot*
General Rancor: I want that man to be court martialed!
Major Colwin: Yes General.

Meanwhile, in Empyra.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 4 mois
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Cowboy, and Little Joe climbed the cloche, bell tower, and were right suivant to the bells.

Kelly: *On Oddball's tank with an RT97* Cowboy, toi guys ready?
Cowboy: We are in positiion.
Kelly: We won't start moving in until toi two start ringing those bells.
Cowboy: *Watching the Imperials*
Little Joe: Wait for it.
Cowboy: *Waiting a few seconds* Now.

Song: link

Cowboy: *Ringing the bells in the tower*
Little Joe: They're buying it!
Imperial Officer: Into your tanks!
Imperial 53: Yes sir. *Running with other Imperials to the tanks*

The two Mobile Artillery Hovertanks divisé, split up. The Tie Crawler followed one of the Hovertanks as it went towards a set of buildings.

Oddball: *Driving his tank into town*
Big Joe: *Leading Babra, Merner, Fisher, and Crapgame into the town. All five of them have A280C's*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 4 mois
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General Rancor had his medals, and was prepared to congratulate Kelly, and his Friends for going behind enemy lines.

General Rancor: I am very proud of all those men for their heroic actions. After we give them their medals, we're going to celebrate. *Climbs into a Metra with Major Colwin, and another Rebel*
Rebel Soldier: *Drives*

Kelly and his team finally reached the western side of Empyra. They were on haut, retour au début of a hill. Kelly was looking down at the area below them where the bank was located. Cowboy and Little Joe snuck into the village.

Cowboy: Can toi see anythin' from where your standing?
Kelly: *Looking through a pair of macro binoculars* Not much. All I can see so far are rooftops and a cloche, bell tower on a church.
Cowboy: Me and Little Joe ain't got our eyes on anythin' important either. Hold it. *Spots an Imperial Officer* There's an officer walking around the bank. It's a brown building with a white rooftop.
Kelly: *Spots the bank* I see it. It's the only building in that village with a white roof. *Looks to the left* I see a Mobile Artillery Hovertank. Two of them actually, and there's a Tie Crawler.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 4 mois
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Nighttime came, and with it, a rain storm with lightning, and thunder. Kelly and the others were waiting for Oddball and his squad to arrive. Soon, they heard a song (Start at 2:16): link

Crapgame: What is that?
Merner: *Looks at the road, and sees Oddball arriving* Hey, it's Oddball and his AAC's!
Oddball: *Standing on the haut, retour au début of his AAC, waving to Kelly and the others with a big smile on his face*

Behind Oddball and his three AAC-1's were a convoy of ATC's, Metra's, and other Rebel land speeders. Some were carrying equipment to make a bridge.

Big Joe: I thought toi a dit he had three AAC's. He's brought the whole army with him!!
Oddball: *Stops his AAC suivant to the others*

The other AAC's stopped behind his, but the convoy continued on.

Oddball: *Laughs as he jumps off the tank*
Crapgame: *Angry* What is this?! Some kind of circus?!
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 4 mois
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Oddball and his squad found the bridge he needed to use to get across a stream. He was looking at it with a pair of macrobinoculars.

Oddball: It's still up.
Mordecai: *Laughing*
Y-Wing Pilots: *Flying towards the bridge. They drop two bombs, destroying the bridge*
Oddball: *Puts his macrobinoculars away* No it ain't. toi see what them negative waves did Mordecai?
Mordecai: Don't look at me. I had nothing but positive thoughts about that damn bridge all day!
Oddball: *Puts his hand on his chin* It looks like we'll have to find ourselves another bridge.
Mordecai: And where do we come up with another bridge?
Oddball: There toi go again, plus negative waves! Have a little faith baby. Have a little faith.

A few minutes later at a Rebel base, hundreds of men were marching as they played music.

Lieutenant Olara: *Sitting behind his desk*
Rebel Sargent: salut Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Olara: What?
Rebel Sargent: It's Oddball.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 4 mois
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A shipping yard was being run par the Imperials. There were a few Victory 2 Class Frigates being loaded with supplies from boats. Oddball, and his group were in a tunnel nearby with their three AAC-1's.

Oddball: Take it easy now, take it easy. *Stops* Okay hold it. Hold it! *Looks at the shipping yard* Okay, it looks like we arrived at the enemy base. We're gonna go for attack formation 3, and make a triangle. I'll take down the infantry, Mordecai toi feu missiles at the frigates. Don't worry about the boats, those'll be taken out from the exploding frigates. Okay let's move.

And as soon as they started moving out of the tunnel, Oddball played a song in his tank: link

Imperials: *Looking at the tanks moving towards them*
Oddball: *Shooting the Imperials*
Mordecai: *Fires a missile at a frigate*
Rebel 75: *Driving the 2nd tank*
Rebel 66: Fire! *Shoots a missile at the same frigate, making it explode*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 5 mois
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Oddball and his Friends were par a forest early in the morning looking at pictures of bridges. They had musique playing from one of their tanks: link

Oddball: Yeah, here's a good one. We'll have to pass through an enemy base with a few frigates, but we have to.
Mordecai: Just to make it to one bridge?
Oddball: And fast. When the Empire rebuilds them at night, a few Y-Wings destroy them during the day.
Mordecai: Well then, suppose the bridge ain't there.
Oddball: *Annoyed* Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning. Think that bridge will be there, and it will. It's a really beautiful bridge, and it's gonna be there.
Mordecai: Yeah, alright.

Further north in another forest, Kelly and his Friends were taking a break. Two A-Wings were flying in formation nearby.

Fisher: *Refueling one of the Metra's*
Big Joe: How much further do we have to go?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 5 mois
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That night, Kelly and the others were ready to start their trip. They had a map on the capuche, hotte of Kelly's Metra.

Kelly: The intersection is half a mile down the road.
Big Joe: What do we do once we get there?
Kelly: We go left. We'll have plus enemies firing at us, but it's quicker to Empyra.
Big Joe: toi planned it all out, didn't you?
Kelly: Bob's going to provide orbital strikes for us once we get near them.
Big Joe: toi actually trust Bob to give us covering fire?
Kelly: In about three minutes, yes.
Big Joe: What if he doesn't?
Kelly: He better. *Checks his watch* Time to move.
Big Joe: Right. *Walks to his Metra*
Kelly: *Sits down suivant to Corporal Ramn*
Corporal Ramn: Everything set?
Kelly: Yeah, I think we're set to go.

Song: link

The convoy took off. In front of everyone was Kelly, and Corporal Ramn in a Metra. Following them was Cowboy, driving an ATC. Merner was suivant to him. In the back was Rancher, Little Joe, and Fisher. The 3rd vehicle was the 2nd Metra, driven par Big Joe....
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 5 mois
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Big Joe returned to the stone building with the films. As he returned, he noticed the two ATC's, and the two Metra's with the weapons, and fuel. He knew exactly what was going on, and rushed into the building.

Big Joe: *Looks at the others, then at Kelly* I thought I told toi not to let anyone in on this.
Kelly: Look Joe, we need all the help we can get on retrieving that gold.
Big Joe: toi look. That Colonel was drunk. We don't know if the or will be there. You're raising their hopes up over nothing.
Merner: That's what Major Colwin's doing to us for fifty credits a month.
Rancher: We don't have a choice when it comes to General Rancor, and his father. Kelly here has something for all of us. Even if there is no gold, we can at least end the war.
Big Joe: What did toi offer these guys to help toi find the gold?
Kelly: Everyone here gets a share of the or when we find it.

Big Joe hesitated to ask his suivant question. He still had his doubts.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted il y a 5 mois
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While Kelly was with Crapgame, and Oddball, Big Joe and the rest of the rebels were waiting par a stone building, awaiting orders from Major Colwin.

Major Colwin: Now we'll only be here for a few days. Once I get back, we'll be moving towards enemy lines. *Walking towards two Rebel Transports*
Big Joe: Where are toi going?
Major Colwin: To Theed. I'm getting my bateau prepared to go back to my accueil planet, and then I'll be in a meeting with General Rancor. *Runs towards the transports*
Little Joe: *Watching the major board a transport, then watches the two ships take off* Where does he get these ideas?
Corporal Baledin: From thin air. Where his brain oughta be.
Merner: Yes, but, just how does he get away with it?
Big Joe: Simple. He's the General's father. Now we only got three days of R&R until we get sent back out to the front lines. We're going to turn this wretched shanty into a palace. We need wallpaper, and paint, and some decorations. toi got that Barbara?
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Big Joe was standing on a small hill. Several land speeders, and transport ships needed to déplacer to a certain location, and he was making sure they were going to the correct spot.

Kelly: *Driving a Metra towards Big Joe*
Big Joe: *Puts his hand up, signalling Kelly to stop*
Kelly: *Stops suivant to Big Joe* Just the man I wanted to see.
Big Joe: Likewise. *Walks over to Kelly* Now listen, I need to talk to toi about yesterday.
Kelly: I also need to talk to toi about yesterday.
Big Joe: Good, now that we understand each other, I want toi to listen. I do not want toi telling anyone else about the gold. This stays between toi and me. If toi even mention this towards one person, I'll kick toi so far into the sky that you'll land on the seconde Death Star.
Kelly: Well I do appreciate the warning Big Joe, but I'm going after that gold, with you, ou without you. *Drives away*
Big Joe: *Watching Kelly drive away*

Kelly stopped suivant to an ATC. He got out of his Metra, and walked into a bunker.
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Big Joe was standing par a bridge going over a stream. He was making sure everyone evacuated safely.

Little Joe: *Stops suivant to Big Joe*
Big Joe: Where's Kelly?
Little Joe: Still in the barn.
Corporal Baledin: He's with that Imperial officer.
Big Joe: *Hears an Orbital Strike land near him* The three minutes are up! I gotta get Kelly out of there quickly! *Runs back to the barn*

Inside the barn

Kelly: *Picks up the Colonel*
Big Joe: *Runs inside* Kelly! Half of the Imperials are on our tail, and Bob's dropping plus orbital strikes on us! What the hell are toi doing?!
Kelly: Looking after the Colonel.
Big Joe: We don't have time for that! Shoot her!
Kelly: We shoot her, and we don't get the gold.
Big Joe: Gold? What gold?
Kelly: There's a bank that holds 14,000 bars of or in Empyra.
Big Joe: Okay, we need to move! *Runs with Kelly out of the barn*
Kelly: *Carrying Colonel Allandra*
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