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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Republic Captain: *Unveils a miniature dummy paratrooper* This is Rupert. Now we're going to fly Rupert into Naboo, behind enemy lines, and we're going to drop him on the ground. When he does, he's going to do something extraordinary. *Hits a switch on the back of the dummy's head*

Tiny explosions occurred which looked like blaster shots.

Republic Soldiers: *Closing their eyes*
Republic Captain: Settle down now. We're going to do this with Rupert, and many of his fellow comrades. This will distract the Empire, and have them head away from the landing zones where the real paratroopers land.

Meanwhile, hundreds of Rebel soldiers were playing with crickets, making them click off over and over again. The noise was very loud.

Hollin: *Walks onto a stand* Attention!
Rebels: *Stop playing with the crickets, and look at Colonel Russo*
Rebel Lieutenant: The crickets have been distributed sir.
Hollin: So I heard. Team, you're about as ready as we can make you. When toi land in Naboo, it's going to be dark, and there maybe someone nearby who isn't a Rebel. *Holding his cricket* That's why we gave toi this cheap novelty toy. One click. *Clicks the cricket* Is to be answered par two clicks. *Clicks twice* This little trinket will save your life. When toi click once, and toi don't hear those two clicks, hit the dirt. toi all understand?
Rebel Soldier: Yes sir.
Hollin: That's all. *Walks away*

After Hollin walked away, the Rebels continued playing with their crickets. It became very noisy again within a matter of seconds.

Five hours later, everyone gathered into a hangar for the final speech before taking off.

Republic 64: *Holding a big blaster* Some of toi maybe issued a vintage DC15, ou a DC15-A, but those of toi who are lucky will be donné this. It's an NB-49. The NB stands for New Blaster, and the 49 means that toi can feu this contraption non stop for 49 secondes until it overheats, thanks to the big cooling block on top. It does have slightly plus recoil than your usual blaster, so be careful. Corporal. *Walks off stage*
Rebel 85: Here with Commander Skywalker, is Republic Admiral, Mick Torrow.
Soldiers: *Clapping*
Luke: *Walks towards the edge of the stage, and talks into his mic* Ladies, gentlemen, soldiers from Polis Massa, The Republic, and The Rebellion. We are going to liberate a planet that has been under control of The Empire for five years. Five dreadful years of tyranny from men who wear white armor.
Mick: *Talking into another mic* Five years too long, have they been tortured. Your Jedi friend has created this plan that we call The jour Of Freedom. It will take plus than one jour to free Naboo unfortunately, but we will give those Imperials what for!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Luke: Gather your gear, and get ready. In thirty minutes, we will leave Coruscant. In thirty minutes, we will start our journey towards Naboo. In thirty minutes, we will start, The jour Of Freedom.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
General Rancor had his medals, and was prepared to congratulate Kelly, and his Friends for going behind enemy lines.

General Rancor: I am very proud of all those men for their heroic actions. After we give them their medals, we're going to celebrate. *Climbs into a Metra with Major Colwin, and another Rebel*
Rebel Soldier: *Drives*

Kelly and his team finally reached the western side of Empyra. They were on haut, retour au début of a hill. Kelly was looking down at the area below them where the bank was located. Cowboy and Little Joe snuck into the village.

Cowboy: Can toi see anythin' from where your standing?
Kelly:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nighttime came, and with it, a rain storm with lightning, and thunder. Kelly and the others were waiting for Oddball and his squad to arrive. Soon, they heard a song (Start at 2:16): link

Crapgame: What is that?
Merner: *Looks at the road, and sees Oddball arriving* Hey, it's Oddball and his AAC's!
Oddball: *Standing on the haut, retour au début of his AAC, waving to Kelly and the others with a big smile on his face*

Behind Oddball and his three AAC-1's were a convoy of ATC's, Metra's, and other Rebel land speeders. Some were carrying equipment to make a bridge.

Big Joe: I thought toi a dit he had three AAC's. He's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
That night, Kelly and the others were ready to start their trip. They had a map on the capuche, hotte of Kelly's Metra.

Kelly: The intersection is half a mile down the road.
Big Joe: What do we do once we get there?
Kelly: We go left. We'll have plus enemies firing at us, but it's quicker to Empyra.
Big Joe: toi planned it all out, didn't you?
Kelly: Bob's going to provide orbital strikes for us once we get near them.
Big Joe: toi actually trust Bob to give us covering fire?
Kelly: In about three minutes, yes.
Big Joe: What if he doesn't?
Kelly: He better. *Checks his watch* Time to move.
Big Joe: Right. *Walks...
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Big Joe returned to the stone building with the films. As he returned, he noticed the two ATC's, and the two Metra's with the weapons, and fuel. He knew exactly what was going on, and rushed into the building.

Big Joe: *Looks at the others, then at Kelly* I thought I told toi not to let anyone in on this.
Kelly: Look Joe, we need all the help we can get on retrieving that gold.
Big Joe: toi look. That Colonel was drunk. We don't know if the or will be there. You're raising their hopes up over nothing.
Merner: That's what Major Colwin's doing to us for fifty credits a month.
Rancher: We don't have...
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While Kelly was with Crapgame, and Oddball, Big Joe and the rest of the rebels were waiting par a stone building, awaiting orders from Major Colwin.

Major Colwin: Now we'll only be here for a few days. Once I get back, we'll be moving towards enemy lines. *Walking towards two Rebel Transports*
Big Joe: Where are toi going?
Major Colwin: To Theed. I'm getting my bateau prepared to go back to my accueil planet, and then I'll be in a meeting with General Rancor. *Runs towards the transports*
Little Joe: *Watching the major board a transport, then watches the two ships take off* Where does he get these ideas?...
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