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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

Song: link

Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of damaging the Rebel Alliance.

Jabba The Hutt assigned the Toydarian Army to aid the Empire, and this is the story of their first battle against the Rebels.

Toydarian Pilot: *Flying a Class-62 fighter*

The Class-62: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Toydarians: *Standing on a runway, watching plus Class-62's flying by. Sixty Class-62's are lined...
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The much publicized upcoming link got me thinking about the optimal viewing order for the étoile, star Wars saga. The logical approach is to view the films in episodic order (which is how Cinemax plans to air it). But I'm not so certain that this is the best way to watch étoile, star Wars.

What follows is a rundown on the only four *viable* ways to view the étoile, star Wars saga that I can think of. Sure there are other viewing orders, but these are the only ones that make sense from the standpoint of storytelling and continuity.

Here goes:

Method 1: par Order of Episode

This approach is clearly the viewing order intended...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Colonel Russo and the rest of his squad landed just outside of Los Ingles, but the Colonel broke his leg.

Colonel Russo: *Sighs* At least we were able to avoid the swamps.
Rebel Doctor: Can toi walk?
Colonel Russo: Maybe. It would be easier if I had something to lean on.
Rebel 55: Here Colonel. *Gives him a stick* I took this off a branch from a tree. It should be long enough for you.
Colonel Russo: *Takes the stick* It is. I appreciate that soldier. Let's move.

Anthony got free from the tree, but he still couldn't find Colonel Russo, ou the rest of his team.

Anthony: *Leaning behind a stone wall,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Salope's only weapons were several charges in a bag. The others that came along with her hid in a buisson, bush as she tried to get rid of two stormtroopers standing on guard.

Salope: *Walking towards the stormtroopers*
Stormtrooper 69: *Turns around* Hey, what are toi doing?
Salope: Crossing the river. I'm trying to get back to my farm, over there.
Stormtrooper 53: That farm's been abandoned for years. You're under arrest for trespassing.
Salope: *Swings her bag, and knocks out a stormtrooper*
Stormtrooper 53: *Shoots Salope in the chest*
Republic Soldier 30: *Shoots the stormtrooper* Alright, get the explosives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 3:22): link

The Rebels, and Republic were getting close to Naboo.

Anthony: *Sitting on a box*
Early: toi know which plage you've been assigned to?
Anthony: Oh I'm not storming any of the beaches. I'm going with Colonel Russo's squad to capture Los Ingles. We're going to keep the enemy from getting reinforcements down to the beaches.
Early: Good luck Anthony.
Anthony: And may the force be with toi too.

Stop the song

Wedge: *Talking to a pilot on a hologram* We're in postion. Ready when toi are.
Pilot: Yes sir.

Three U-Wings, without any engines were being towed par Kenobi Bombers. This...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
General Veers was getting ready to leave.

Orrian: When will toi be back General?
General Veers: In four days. I'm heading to Kinyen to celebrate my wife's birthday. Faust Jörgenstien is in charge until I return. I want this to be crystal clear to everyone else.
Orrian: I will make sure that it is General.
General Veers: Thank toi Lesden. Hopefully I will be back before the Rebel invasion.

Plans were still being made in Coruscant.

Rebels: *Sitting with Republic Generals*
Rebel Sargent: *Walks into the room: Gentlemen, Luke Skywalker.
Luke: *Walks into the room*
Rebel General: Commander, the weather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gator walked into a Republic officer's club. He looked upset.

Gator: *Sits at the bar*
Waiter: Your usual Captain?
Gator: Yes.
Michael: *Walks over to Gator* Hey, how did it go?
Gator: Our attack run?
Michael: Yeah, did toi kill lots of Tie Pilots?
Gator: I did, but we Lost Honday.
Michael: What happened to him? Where is he?
Gator: In the middle of space, floating lifelessly around the galaxy.

Another Republic officer started playing a song on a piano: link

Michael: I don't understand. What happened to him?
Gator: He put his mask on, and his oxygen tank when his cockpit was shot open, but he wasn't able...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One of the Rebels named Alan Lost all of his money from a crap game, and was going around a big room with lots of beds. He was desperately trying to get plus money from one of his friends.

Alan: Hey, can toi lend me a hundred credits?
Rebel 32: No.
Alan: *Walks to another bed* What about you?
Rebel 59: I don't have any credits to spare.
Alan: *Climbs on haut, retour au début of another bed* Can toi spare me 50 credits?
Rebel 49: Buzz off, I'm trying to read a book.
Alan: *Climbs down* 25 credits? Anything. *Walks over to his friend Paul*
Paul: Alright lucky dice, let's do this. *Rolls the dice* Seven!!
Rebels: *Cheering,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coruscant, one of 678 Rebel barracks. It was raining, and the thousands of soldiers in the barracks were getting lunch.

Rebel Cook: *Serving nourriture to the soldiers* Keep the line moving. Take a lid. Silverware is to the left of the lids.
Rebel Soldier 53: toi expect us to eat this slop again?
Rebel Cook: I don't care what toi do Mack. Eat it, throw it out, do whatever toi want with it. I only get paid to do one thing, and that's cooking. You're holding up the line.
Rebel Soldier 53: *Leaves*

Outside, a few of the Rebels were enjoying the rain.

Anthony: *Yawning*
Early: Didn't toi get any sleep last...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings, and...
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"STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII - THE LAST JEDI" (2017) Review

Following the success of the Disney Studios' first hit étoile, star WARS film, "STAR WARS: EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS", I had assumed that producer-director J.J. Abrams would helm the suivant chapter in the franchise's Sequel Trilogy. I was eventually surprised to learn that Lucasfilm president, Kathleen Kennedy, hired writer-director Rian Johnson to both write and direct "EPISODE VIII".

My positive reaction to the news about Johnson being hired par Lucasfilm originated with my reaction to his 2012 film, "LOOPER". I found Johnson's 2012 film to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The tank was still in front of the bank. The driver thought the coast was clear, until this happened.

Kelly: *Walks out onto the rue from one of the buildings to the left*
Big Joe: *Walks in from the right*
Oddball: *Following Big Joe*
Imperial 57: *Turns the tourelle towards the three Rebels*
Kelly: *Holding an A280C*
Big Joe: *Holding an A280C*
Oddball: *Moves back part of his coat, revealing a étui de revolver, étui carrying an SE14C*

The three of them started to walk slowly towards the tank. The driver still had the tank's big gun pointed at them, but was curious to see what they had planned.

Kelly:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Over at the bridge. Lieutenant Olara and his men were still fighting Imperials while disassembling their bridge, until they saw the sight of General Rancor.

Lieutenant Olara: What the hell is a General doing here?
Rebel Soldier: *Stops the Metra near the bridge*
General Rancor: *Gets out, and looks at Lieutenant Olara* toi are to put everything back to the way it was, so I can traverser, croix this river!
Lieutenant Olara: Out there? With all those Stormtroopers?
General Rancor: There's a group of Rebelle soldiers, real patriots! Unlike you, they're not afraid of those hundreds of Imperials.
Lieutenant Olara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Cowboy, and Little Joe climbed the cloche, bell tower, and were right suivant to the bells.

Kelly: *On Oddball's tank with an RT97* Cowboy, toi guys ready?
Cowboy: We are in positiion.
Kelly: We won't start moving in until toi two start ringing those bells.
Cowboy: *Watching the Imperials*
Little Joe: Wait for it.
Cowboy: *Waiting a few seconds* Now.

Song: link

Cowboy: *Ringing the bells in the tower*
Little Joe: They're buying it!
Imperial Officer: Into your tanks!
Imperial 53: Yes sir. *Running with other Imperials to the tanks*

The two Mobile Artillery Hovertanks divisé, split up. The Tie Crawler followed one of the Hovertanks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Captain Smith: Gentlemen, as of this moment, all Imperials have been pushed away from Coruscant. We've done it. This planet is now ours!
Pilots: *Cheering*
Mary: *Walks over to Smith, and hugs him* I want toi to have this. *Holding a box for the Captain* You're being promoted.
Captain Smith: *Opens the box, and sees his Major badge* Thank you.
Mary: Don't thank me, thank the General, but I would like to take toi out to dinner. *Kisses Smith*

The song fades away as the other pilots cheer. Meanwhile on Chevrelium, things were not so pleasant.

General Kar: toi have betrayed me for the last...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
General Capta: Kenobi, you're free to return to Tatooine. Those Imperials won't be giving us anymore trouble.
Mary: They will, but we can handle it from here.
Obi-Wan: Good. Although I'm leaving, the force will be with you. Always.*Walks away*

Ten étoile, star Destroyers were approaching the planet. They were joined par fifteen Victory 2-Class Frigates.

Lieutenant Von Hapen: Okay everyone, for General Kar! He's back on Chevrelium with Alaine, and the Colonel. Don't disappoint them.
Imperial Trooper: Launching all fighters! Press the attack!

Tie Fighters were joined par Bombers, Reapers, Strikers and Landing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Five Tie Fighters were flying towards Coruscant.

Tie Pilot 94: General, we're approaching our target. Beginning reconnaissance.

What they didn't realize was that three Triumph's were closing in on them.

Simon: *Flying with Tom, and Captain Smith*
Captain Smith: There they are.
Tom: Good plan Simon.
Simon: Now we take them down before they can rapporter anything to their comrades.

One of the pilots of those Tie Fighters however, was Max.

Max: We've picked up some bogies. Dispose of them.
Tie Pilots: *Turning around*
Tom: *Shooting a Tie Fighter*
Captain Smith: *Shoots down another Tie Fighter*
Max:...
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With that commentaire Oron advanced on the mayor's daughter. Tyran pulled the trigger putting the bullet firmly into the knave's shoulder joint."You would do well to remember in whose house toi are in. Rose please get this boy a napkin, his blood is getting on the good rug. On his way out of course and the gifts, will be sent back." Oron's face that had been beet red moments before went pale white. Tyran sighed. "Come boy no one is that stupid. When a woman says something like that toi know its over." Rose took the opportunity to dig the cloth napkin deep into Oron's wound. Receiving a satisfactory...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
General Kar held a meeting. Over 50 pilots attended the meeting.

General Kar: Here is the new plan to take over Coruscant. We will have three frigates enter the planet in an area where they won't be spotted. Fifteen pilots will parachute out of the frigates, and walk to the enemy air base. toi will sabotage their ships, kill some of their pilots, then steal some of their ships to get back. That way, they won't be prepared for the suivant wave of frigates that come in.
Pilots: Yes sir. *Walking away to the frigates*
Alaine: *Walks into the room*
General Kar: Any word on Max?
Alaine: He's heading back...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On Tatooine, several Victory 2-Class Frigates landed par Mos Eisley.

Lieutenant Von Hapen: *Walks out of a frégate with six Death Troopers*

Song: link

Cantina Band: *Playing music*
People: *Dancing*
Other People: *Drinking*
Lieutenant Von Hapen: *Pulls out an SE14-C, and fires once at the ceiling*

Everyone stopped what they were doing, except for the band.

Lieutenant Von Hapen: *Shoots one of the band members*
Band Members: *Stop playing their music*
Lieutenant Von Hapen: We are in need of pilots. Who would like to volunteer?
Cantina Owner: We are not intimidated par toi Imperial scum!
Lieutenant Von Hapen:...
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